Apologies for the brevity and the lack of scotchy-level humour and insight…
Rams at Bucs (4:05, Fox)
Rapey Jameis and palz host the team that cannot offense. RedZone will surely show at least 5 plays from this thriller.
49ers at Seahawks (4:05, Fox)
So far, the SeaTruthers have looked awful shitty. That hypothesis will be put to the test in this one. First team to 10 wins. You can see why Fox is happy not to have double header coverage this fuckin’ week. Jeebus.
Jets at Chiefs (4:25, CBS)
One always wonders how the Jets will manage to Jets this one up, especially given the Chefs penchant for pulling undeserved wins out of their collective butthole. As far as I can tell, every Gang Green WR is injured, presumably with consumption.
Chargers at Colts (4:25, CBS)
BOLTMAN! is no doubt well-pleased with the early season competence, and viewers will no doubt be entertained by this defense-free matchup. Barn-raiser extraordinaire Andy Luck has to be feeling older than King Laserface of late, playing behind his tissue paper OL.
Steelers at Eagles (4:25, CBS)
Here’s the broadcast game pretty much everybody gon’ get. Which will mostly be DeAngelo and Antonio Brown carving the Iggle D a new asshole or seven, while Jeeeem and Pheeeel splooge all over each other about Carson Wentz’ poise. You’ll be very thankful for RedZone Channel, like you should always be.
Okay, the guy on the bus giving his daughter a really entertaining lecture on the hoity toity vs the hoi polloi in the context of the magnificent mile has made this whole trip worth it
There were voices and hand gestures about the types of hats people were wearing!
You encounter some odd folks sometimes.
That’s public transit for ya
Fair point.
This Bolts/Colts show…
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http://www.cornwallseawaynews.com/media/photos/unis/2012/10/31/2012-10-31-10-50-34-smuggled%20smokes.jpg
WHOOO BOYS! WE GONNA PARTY TONIGHT!!!
-Colts Owner…
I give the Bolts credit. They put in two non-OL players on the OL to get extra guys there for the lateral. It didn’t work, but points for creativity.
The Titans were doing that years ago, it’s where Belichick got the idea for his ineligible receiver plays that confused the Ravens in the playoffs
Holy shit what is Cam Newton wearing in his post game interview?!?
https://twitter.com/Panthers/status/780146479973347328/photo/1
Last week he was dressed like a monorail salesman
At least he showed up.
Mr. Peanut wears a monocle, Cam. GET IT RIGHT!
Is that a leather and suede tank top with a gemetric pattern?!
Woooo!
C’mon Chargers, score a touchdown!
Also, why is an incredibly experienced ref crew calling SD/Indy? That seems like a waste
But sassy ref was in Carolina?
Nothing would be more hilarious than the Chargers gaining 79 yards on this play
BLEERGH demands this game extend one more play!
It’s game over sir
Game not over?
Sigh. Well, at least Mike McCoy’s seat is getting warmer.
I’m surprised he still has a job. That’s gotta be a cost cutting move.
Think I’ll call it a night after I see how the chargers and/or colts derp this up. In theory I could stay up to find out how the bucs game ends……but fuck the bucs
welp, now I shall have to sweat out Mark Ingram in fantasy Monday night. UGH
Umm…how you gonna do that? Buddy lending an assist?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bolted the shit out of that one
FUMBRE
We are witnessing what happens when an electrical field collapses.
http://whatwouldjackdo.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/tacotrucks-e1472848861290.jpg
My defense scored 74 and my QB scored 51, and I lost. Fuck Fantasy football.
Philipe Rios
Don’t see the real point in going for two, except hoping for a missed PAT.
Cuck for Luck
Dear Colts,
I still hate you.
And with that hilarious touchdown, the Chargers are moving to . . . somewhere else in Cali
Bakersfield, I hope.
Salton Sea
Pismo Beach.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Tn2m36IKPbg/TofHhzU8ujI/AAAAAAAAFNc/D8hnnqU_zvQ/s1600/bugspismo.jpg
It was never really that sunny.
I never found an all you can eat clam buffet either.
Tijuana?
FUCK YEAH!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!!
WOW TYDOWN
HODOR
oh wow
Son of a bitch.
IS THERE ENOUGH CHARGER PRIDE ON THIS BLOG TO STOP ANDY LUCK??
NOAP
NO
Ugh.
So what do I do when Sunday Gravy is on football hiatus?
I make tuna noodle casserole with the crunchy potato chips on top and it was fucking awesome!
Not quite sexy enough for Sunday Gravy but Sexy enough for me.
Evening all. So I’m guessing it’s a good thing I’m not watching the Jets? In comparison, a friend of mine now living in Oklahoma is at the game with her Chiefs fan boyfriend. I imagine she’s not very happy right now.
No football here, what happening!!!
Hey colts, you know that annoying thing you do where you win games you don’t deserve too?
Can you do that with a luck td pass
Dear Colts,
Please don’t listen to this man.
I’d have loved to see a Trump/Christie ticket for Sill’s reaction alone.
http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/meme1.jpg
Christie’s just happy that Cruz is now responsible for making the McDonald’s runs. Seniority has its privileges!
Don’t fuck this up Chargers. Don’t you fuck this up.
I have some bad news…
You know what one good thing that comes out of the Browns sucking year in and year out?
The National Treasure known as Mike Polk
https://youtu.be/2vpzHf9E5h8
Could you imagine another NFL team allowing this?
Holy shit that’s amazing.
Every monday, he just roasts the Browns on the local news. Its glorious.
Hilarious and amazing. Almost hope the team continues to suck, it results in such great humor
Since when did we turn into a nation of sissies that cant play through a lightning storm???
That’s what she gets for eating not Mexican food.
It was a less enlightened time…
As one who once had a golf bag and clubs blown to shit, when lightning bounced off a tree, and I was mere yards away, I’ll never question the “get the shit off the field when lightning shows up” mentality.
But it was a good excuse to buy new clubs, so at least I had that going for me.
I was at a steel mill in the mid-west. I wasn’t used to weather out there. I go into the mill in the morning, its a beautiful day. I go smoke around noon, it looked like Armageddon had arrived. An alarm went off and everyone ran into the toilets (because they are structured to be tornado proof).
We are standing in there, bullshitting to past the time, and there is an explosion that sounded like an artillery round landed next to us and everything goes pitch black.
Lightening hit the transformer yard and destroyed everything. Easily in the top ten most terrifying moments of my life.
I don’t fuck around with lightening.
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RAT FARTS!
6 picks for Fitz
And that’s 6 INTs for Fitzmagic.
Don’t think I’ll be winning in the Insanity League this week.
Fitzma6ic
Andrew luck with 6 tds over 3 games. Thats an average of 2 a game.
Looking at that statline, you’d never realize that an output of 3 tds in week 1, 3 tds in week 2 and zero in week 3 isn’t really all that useful
I wonder what the odds are of me finding fellow Dallas fans in the Florida panhandle? At least they aren’t playing the Jaguars. I gotta go to a sports bar though, my doctor told my I’m not getting enough chicken skin.
Cowboys fans in the panhandle? I bet it’s a lot.
Odds of finding Dallas fans anywhere in ‘Murica seems pretty good
Look Indibibimbapabis, if I’m going to possibly move to you thereby having you as a foster team, you gotta fix yo shit. Round it up, take it to the shit store and sell it.
Mmmm…bibimbapolis…
http://www.anc-us.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Bibimbap-61.jpg
Asian Caldo.
Fitzmagic threw 5 picks
So far.
The Jets look, um, bad.
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-13672-You-ve-gotta-respect-everyone-kauf.png
Quick Debate preview:
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I actually think Trump’s bullying demeanor will result in him getting a few points increase. Especially since Hillary seems to be running the worst campaign ever.
Yeah, I could see that. It does sort of depend–right now it’s pretty much Hillary’s race to lose right now, and Trump’s lack of details/confusing positions on topics could become that much clearer in the debates. So if Hillary sticks to the details and generally plays it cool to Trump’s bait (which she hasn’t been great at), then she could at least stay the course. That said, nothing seems to follow logical trains of thought right now, so who the fuck knows.
22% of Trump supporters believe he’ll start a nuclear war.
SUPPORTERS.
So much for logic.
Coincidentally, Hilary is getting the murderer’s row of the Bush Admin because they believe she’ll start one with Russia. Which is why she seems to be white-washing the Bush era so much these days.
I’m starting to believe Hydra exists and their plan is working.
Well, sure, but the Clintons have always had a hate-on for Russia (it’s all part & parcel of that ‘Murican Exceptionalism thang).
Honestly, with the amount of money being spent to “modernize” our nuclear arsenal, any of these guys (or gals) could pull the trigger.
They’re the ones rooting for it, I’m guessing because only by winning a nucuelar war can we MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Or something.
This guy’s vote counts as much as yours:
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For the record, I do not use a knife and fork to eat any sort of pizza, including Chicago style stuffed pizza
I approve your message.
Same here. You just have to let the deep dish cool.
Sorry if I missed it earlier but are you a Gino’s or Lou’s person?
I’m in Lou’s corner.