Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.
Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.
The reactionary midgets, slaves of Wall Street, have no defense against the ardent fury of Comrade D-Jax!
Is DeSean Jackson, the one in the gang?
Stop it, Packers! They’re already dead!
What do you do when a player on your fantasy team literally dies?
Never play again?
Bengals Kicker may have dislocated his shoulder. By definition, that shouldn’t affect him at all, right?
Giants will somehow, someway, let the [*Redacted] s make this into a game.
Just you watch..
Yup. Didn’t take long
The Cowboys did it last week but even in a handicap match the [*Redacted] s are……. well, the [*Redacted] s.
Yeah, I can’t get excited about the Jaguras in the red zone. Nap time.
Uh, Bills? Could someone ‘splain?
The eternal question
Maybe Detroit should just be relegated to the CFL.
Vereen is going to get 80 yards rushing the hard way.
Eli fixed some of his ball security problems by naming the ball “Balley” and pretending it was a cousin of his bear, “Beary”
Still missin u shady
Is it wrong for me to want Car-Min to end 10-2?
Yes. It should end 22-2
yes. 10-4 would be the tits!
Yes. 10-10 tie with five safeties.
A Farve/Sanders flashback?! Seriously fox wtf?
When questioned about his poor performance in the Red Zone, Cousins noted that usually, red means stop, and he has simply been reinforcing cultural connotations about the color in question.
Too true. Now if it were the yellow zone…VROOM!
“Red means stop, and I don’t score unless I get clear consent.”
I can’t believe Miami was the consensus survivor pick.
How many open TDs has Cousins missed this year? I know of at least 2 last week.
Jerome is staying busy in Carolina.
The Mystery of Cousins: Did he see Ross in the end zone or did he overthrow the primary receiver?
Mariota needs to be recused from Tennessee.
Someone call William Jennings Bryan!
Tackling Vikings, how does it work?
But did Emmanuel Sanders give it three pumps?
Derek Anderson is warming up.
What is things I don’t want to hear, Alex?
Didn’t know old horse balls was still in the league
Literally stripping the Loins now. I have a hard time believing Captain BlueBunny had anything to do with this change.
Stripping the Loins? Are you sure you’re watching football?
Do you like gladiator movies Timmy?
Where’s Covalent? The Ravens have her initials on the back of their helmets today.
This early slate of games is making me think it’s a good time for a nap
A good thing? Neat!
nice return by Crowder
[*Redacted] s, when you knock the ball out of the QB’s hands, don’t just stare at it…
There are two fouls on the play, also, the play is just foul
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And mom thought I liked going to the drugstore with her when I was a kid because I enjoyed her company.
Didn’t know they did that in Canada.
Eli got crushed. Get that man a HiC and pudding cup stat.
He never could get the hang of opening a Capri Sun.
What do I sacrifice to BLEERGH? A live goat? A virgin? What?!
Zebras. Duh.
But don’t forget to check to make sure they’re virgin zebras.
Holy shit. That Trump ad was like a parody of political ads. It’s no wonder things turned out the way they did when he got elected.
The best thing about the MLB postseason is that Joe Buck goes anyway for a while.
Rodgerssquareddown.
Loins still haven’t learned how to cover that particular combo.
Knee down before the fumble? What is a fumble? What is a catch?
What is football?
“Football is hell.”
-George S. Patton
Pacman forgot to clean his hands after dranking dat purple drank.
Carson Palmer doing everything he can to throw a pick
Why is the announcer saying Mariota is a rookie?
Idiocy?
That was an amazing, one handed interception, on a ball that should have never been thrown…
So… King Henrik and the Sedin Twins, or the team playing for the pride of Slovakia, Slovenia, Denmark, Austria, Germany, Switzerland, and two other countries I forget…. WHO YA GOT?
Uh, this is the World Cup of Hockey thread, right?
Ho-ckey?
Missin u shady
Everybody look at your hands…
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Yay! Kirk didn’t Kirk that one up!
And he’s back to throwing at the ankles….
So…are the Giants actually much better this year, or is it just that they’ve played 2 NFC East teams and the Saints?
They should have lost the game in Dallas, and am not being a homer.
Do Jaguar fans actually exist?
Rooting for the [*Redacted] s is hard. Not just because it goes against every fiber of my body, but also because holy shit they are not good.
I think Kirk hates his receivers. He has a real knack of putting the ball in the most dangerous place possible for the receiver to attempt to catch.
Zorn is gonna be fucking shit
Interesting not-placement of “the”.
The Zorn is gonna be fucking shit?
No, if it was gonna be great you’d call it “the” shit.
Correct
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Decisions decisions…
My hotel is within staggering distance of a Twin Peaks. Should I go there for the first half of ‘muricas team vs the Don’t Care Bears or stay stuck in my room? None of my coworkers here care about football and I’m at risk being a Dallas homer in the Republic of Florida, but cabin fever is kicking in hard.
My solution is usually to drink at the bar for the 1 o’clocker and go to town on the booze once I get back to the room. Be sure to get some takeout hot wings so that you can wake up with fire on your lips.
Good call. I have access to a car, but bad idea during a business trip. Either I’m hoofing it or doing the Uber.