Your Wretched Excuse For A Primetime Game Thursday Night Open Thread

If nothing else this has fantasy implications and we get to see what is on each other’s mind. Hell, tomorraw be the end of the work week and we’re all grizzled veterans of faking it till 4. TO THE GAME!

Mia/Cincy-Der Bingles were 12-4 last year and are now 1-2. The Fins eked out an “I don’t want it, you can have it” race to the bottom OT win over the stinkin’ Brownies. Tannehill is STILL Miami’s leading rusher with count ’em, 54 yards. Despite all the talk (mine) about wr Green being an unstoppable beast-dog with superior dental hygiene, Miami’s Landry has 2 more receptions and 19 more yards on his CV. One wonders if Dalton is going to fling it (he will) because he’s been sacked silly the first three weeks. De Wake thinks that is just de-lovely. Seriously, this Fins D gives up 4.5 yards per carry-time for rb’s Hill and little-used Bernard to get off. Cincy shouldn’t get all excited about a potential blow-out win because their secondary has given up the 2nd-most TD passes (9) so far. If you’re starting te Cameron in fantasy you should get your shit together-he’s been “concussion protocol-ed”. If you’re in some wacky, jazz hands-a-flailing deep-as-hell league you may want to grab Dion Sims-he’s starting tonight.

Now, ALL DIGITS ON DECK!

 

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Senor Weaselo

That’s one way I guess.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s how they showed us at EMT/ Auto repair school.

ALXMAC
Unsurprised

I didn’t see shit

Unsurprised

BABOU!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Unsurprised

Is ocelot the nickname for some exotic pussy I’ve never heard of?

ALXMAC
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Olestra?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Way to ruin a great gif.

In other words; that was pretty funny.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Inorite? How long did it take ya to see it?
(and the gif itself is great in and of itself anyway…bravo)

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“So Coach Gase, what were the mistakes you made tonight?”

“Honestly, I told my players all week at walkthroughs that they needed to brush up on their Wes Anderson movies. I told them Bill Vinovich is a huge Rushmore fan. So when Ryan went out for the coin toss, he said, ‘Hey I really liked Jason Schwartzman as Max Fischer in The Life Aquatic“, and Bill looked at him with real disdain. I told him not to fuck up those two movies.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

This is Carmella DeCesare, Miss April, 2003.
God I miss the 00’s sometimes.
http://www.pagecovers.com/covers/wwe_wrestling/carmella_decesare.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Moar proof that even a shitty backup who can’t get more than a 1 yr deal in any town, can still land a hottie even if he looks like a douche. FML, I shoulda stayed in sports.
http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thenewsleak.jpg

Beerguy Rob

“GAYYYYYYYYYY!!!” – Terrell Owens

http://www.build-muscle-guide.com/images/Terrell.jpg

Don T

I still don’t know how many volumes my autobiography will span. For now, the first will be titled “??” and I’m currently working on “Mirth Is For Pathetic Hypocrites”.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Don T

I hadn’t laughed that hard since Wigs for Pigeons.

Unsurprised

Multi-talented

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey baby, wanna see my Hohner?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What the Polka you doing?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show
Unsurprised

I’m wondering if HRC will ever break out “Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.” against Cheetoh Boy

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show
BallsOfSteel

That game was God-awful. I was having dinner at a bar and every tv was showing the game. Not one person was actively following it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t like you as much without “andFury” at the end of your name.
I know that’s unfair of me, but I’m just being honest.

BallsOfSteel

My balls are still full of fury, though! And semen.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummmm, I might like you a little bit more again.
Call me.

BallsOfSteel

Only if you post pictures of hot girls.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t be coy. 😉

theeWeeBabySeamus

She was tremendous in the days back before she felt the need to get too skinny.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You want it in order of importance, or alphabetically?

Brett Favres Colonoscopy
theeWeeBabySeamus
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show
WCS

“Chinese whore” doesn’t rhyme with “dog.”

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Well, it’s what your mother said last night!”

Sill Bimmons

Things here are dark without you, brother.

⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️

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Brett Favres Colonoscopy

I think that’s a better name than “Lady Snow” too

theeWeeBabySeamus

Carrie Westcott, Miss September, 1993.
Fuck I miss the 90s sometimes.
http://image.way2enjoy.com/pic/76/10/94/600full-carrie-westcott.jpg

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

You guessed it…

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Sill Bimmons
Brett Favres Colonoscopy

I know I posted it in my Bears preside, but it’s worth sharing again here as we revel in Norm’s glory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrFm3ELbXtY

theeWeeBabySeamus

What? I meant to do this.
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Sill Bimmons

#99ProblemsButABitchAintOne

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

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Brett Favres Colonoscopy

BTW, Great Lakes Brewing’s Oktoberfest is excellent

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

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Sill Bimmons

NAWT ENOUGH ??? IN TEH WORLD

ALXMAC
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Spur

Fat Elvis or Skinny Elvis?

Sill Bimmons

Mesomorph Elvis

theeWeeBabySeamus

Beatles.

ALXMAC

Eric Burdon

Spanky Datass

Yes … Steve Mariucci kinda looks like a short Fat Elvis.

Sill Bimmons

yo

you should be here more often imo

Unsurprised

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Don T

CHAPTER 1

Call me crazy, but erections are a big deal. Huge.

Brett Favres Colonoscopy

Not authored by Donald J Trump

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I met someone named Joi today and since I am flithy, all I could think of was the porn genre.

Unsurprised

Was she as boring and disappointing?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Probably.

Sill Bimmons

Was she from Reno?

theeWeeBabySeamus
Unsurprised

Someone posted a busted but safe link of this woman earlier. Here’s a not-so-safe picture of her.

h

ttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wlF9rGqO-QQ/UdWeiVHBKVI/AAAAAAAAQxs/BlGT0IPa4do/s1000/s_14+Francesca+Frigo.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

She seems very….interesting.

Sill Bimmons

Time for the Dolphins to realize that the only future Ryan Tannehill has is as the future Mr. Mrs. Ryan Tannehill.

http://rumorsandrants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lauren-Tannehill.jpg

Unsurprised

What? Is she going to snipe all of the opposing players from the stadium lights?

Sill Bimmons

It doesn’t matter what she does.

Enough people like that skinny bleached blonde thing that she could found a site called laurenreadsthephonebook.com and she’d have a million fanboys.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Skinny flawless blondes need love too. Ppl forget that.

Sill Bimmons

A million times more than shorter, fatter Stone Cold lookalikes?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m equal opportunity. I’m all about spreading the love.

ALXMAC

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Spur

Yeah guys, Texas Tech is playing on FS1. Tumbleweed Tech!

Dunstan

On the plus side, hopefully we will never have to look at those uniforms again