If nothing else this has fantasy implications and we get to see what is on each other’s mind. Hell, tomorraw be the end of the work week and we’re all grizzled veterans of faking it till 4. TO THE GAME!
Mia/Cincy-Der Bingles were 12-4 last year and are now 1-2. The Fins eked out an “I don’t want it, you can have it” race to the bottom OT win over the stinkin’ Brownies. Tannehill is STILL Miami’s leading rusher with count ’em, 54 yards. Despite all the talk (mine) about wr Green being an unstoppable beast-dog with superior dental hygiene, Miami’s Landry has 2 more receptions and 19 more yards on his CV. One wonders if Dalton is going to fling it (he will) because he’s been sacked silly the first three weeks. De Wake thinks that is just de-lovely. Seriously, this Fins D gives up 4.5 yards per carry-time for rb’s Hill and little-used Bernard to get off. Cincy shouldn’t get all excited about a potential blow-out win because their secondary has given up the 2nd-most TD passes (9) so far. If you’re starting te Cameron in fantasy you should get your shit together-he’s been “concussion protocol-ed”. If you’re in some wacky, jazz hands-a-flailing deep-as-hell league you may want to grab Dion Sims-he’s starting tonight.
Now, ALL DIGITS ON DECK!
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That’s one way I guess.
That’s how they showed us at EMT/ Auto repair school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWpIZiiLwdc
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I didn’t see shit
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BABOU!
Is ocelot the nickname for some exotic pussy I’ve never heard of?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1vRvW3QUys
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Olestra?
Way to ruin a great gif.
In other words; that was pretty funny.
Inorite? How long did it take ya to see it?
(and the gif itself is great in and of itself anyway…bravo)
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“So Coach Gase, what were the mistakes you made tonight?”
“Honestly, I told my players all week at walkthroughs that they needed to brush up on their Wes Anderson movies. I told them Bill Vinovich is a huge Rushmore fan. So when Ryan went out for the coin toss, he said, ‘Hey I really liked Jason Schwartzman as Max Fischer in The Life Aquatic“, and Bill looked at him with real disdain. I told him not to fuck up those two movies.”
This is Carmella DeCesare, Miss April, 2003.
God I miss the 00’s sometimes.
http://www.pagecovers.com/covers/wwe_wrestling/carmella_decesare.jpg
Moar proof that even a shitty backup who can’t get more than a 1 yr deal in any town, can still land a hottie even if he looks like a douche. FML, I shoulda stayed in sports.
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“GAYYYYYYYYYY!!!” – Terrell Owens
http://www.build-muscle-guide.com/images/Terrell.jpg
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I still don’t know how many volumes my autobiography will span. For now, the first will be titled “??” and I’m currently working on “Mirth Is For Pathetic Hypocrites”.
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Here’s mine.
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I hadn’t laughed that hard since Wigs for Pigeons.
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Multi-talented
Hey baby, wanna see my Hohner?
What the Polka you doing?
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rT9MC5GJyY?start=1&end=24&w=560&h=315%5D
I’m wondering if HRC will ever break out “Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.” against Cheetoh Boy
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That game was God-awful. I was having dinner at a bar and every tv was showing the game. Not one person was actively following it.
I don’t like you as much without “andFury” at the end of your name.
I know that’s unfair of me, but I’m just being honest.
My balls are still full of fury, though! And semen.
Ummmm, I might like you a little bit more again.
Call me.
Only if you post pictures of hot girls.
Don’t be coy. 😉
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She was tremendous in the days back before she felt the need to get too skinny.
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You want it in order of importance, or alphabetically?
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“Chinese whore” doesn’t rhyme with “dog.”
“Well, it’s what your mother said last night!”
Things here are dark without you, brother.
⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️
I think that’s a better name than “Lady Snow” too
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Carrie Westcott, Miss September, 1993.
Fuck I miss the 90s sometimes.
http://image.way2enjoy.com/pic/76/10/94/600full-carrie-westcott.jpg
You guessed it…
Whatever link posts here is that .gif
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I know I posted it in my Bears preside, but it’s worth sharing again here as we revel in Norm’s glory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrFm3ELbXtY
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What? I meant to do this.
#99ProblemsButABitchAintOne
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BTW, Great Lakes Brewing’s Oktoberfest is excellent
NAWT ENOUGH ??? IN TEH WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9EL6VRZ8W0
Fat Elvis or Skinny Elvis?
Mesomorph Elvis
Beatles.
Eric Burdon
Yes … Steve Mariucci kinda looks like a short Fat Elvis.
yo
you should be here more often imo
CHAPTER 1
Call me crazy, but erections are a big deal. Huge.
Not authored by Donald J Trump
I met someone named Joi today and since I am flithy, all I could think of was the porn genre.
Was she as boring and disappointing?
Probably.
Was she from Reno?
D’awwwwww!!!
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Someone posted a busted but safe link of this woman earlier. Here’s a not-so-safe picture of her.
h
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She seems very….interesting.
Time for the Dolphins to realize that the only future Ryan Tannehill has is as the future Mr. Mrs. Ryan Tannehill.
http://rumorsandrants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lauren-Tannehill.jpg
What? Is she going to snipe all of the opposing players from the stadium lights?
It doesn’t matter what she does.
Enough people like that skinny bleached blonde thing that she could found a site called laurenreadsthephonebook.com and she’d have a million fanboys.
Skinny flawless blondes need love too. Ppl forget that.
A million times more than shorter, fatter Stone Cold lookalikes?
I’m equal opportunity. I’m all about spreading the love.
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Yeah guys, Texas Tech is playing on FS1. Tumbleweed Tech!
On the plus side, hopefully we will never have to look at those uniforms again