Yes…yes you do have to watch this game. There’s Advil® in the cabinet, I suggest you utilize it. And stay hydrated.
It’s been a looooong day of derp and bleergh already. Some of which the NFL exported across the pond. I’ll leave the comical recap-ish quips to my good friend, El Hippo tomorrow morning. But I will say this:
The bestest thing that ever came out of London was this….
Sexiest Alice in ever. Call me, Alice. Please.
But sadly, if she does finally lift the restraining order, I’ll be too tired and too inebriated to do anything about it. Up yours, London. Starting footballing at 9:30am is surprisingly not so great. tWBS not so great at the slow burn as it turns out. Hopefully Alice will understand when the blood flow cannot be diverted properly. No good deed…etc., etc.
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KC @ Pitt
The last time out, the Steelers got punched in the mouth hard by the Eagles. I mean lead pipe to the mandible level hard. Like, spitting out teeth hard. I was embarrassed for them. Seriously. In spite of being a Ratbirds homer, the Steelers do happen to be my 2nd. I know, I’m weird. At home tonight, they’ll be looking to show themselves and the world that they are not the giant vaginal orifices they appeared to be last week.
KC comes in after a convincing win over the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets last week. But then again, it was the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets. So there ya go. Andy Reid was already working the clock as only he can immediately after that one….
“It’s important we enjoy this today and then get ourselves ready for the Steelers. We have a ton of room to improve – absolutely. We have a lot of things we can take out of this and we’ll do that work,” Reid said after the win on Sunday.
Both clubs come in with 2-1 marks. The Steelers have a -3 advantage according to Vegas. Both teams have a lot of question marks on both sides of the ball.
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Hey, it’s football. And it could be worse. It could be NYG @ Minny.
/looks at schedule for MNF tomorrow
Really? Sonofabitch!!!!!
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Try to stay conscious ppl. Rapey McGrayPenis might forcibly mount Andy Reid by halftime. You wouldn’t want to miss that.
Ok, maybe you would 😉
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My foreign exchange student went to bed on her own. Nice work
So many questions…
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I really want to post that gif from 9 hours ago. Actually just watching Luke Cage 15 hours later
Giants vs. Vikings tomorrow?
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Fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kFa3PVe8yA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwDwDBNjLpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2GjXMk7i4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZGlpdH1BiM
I thought I’d be asleep by now so I took one of teh pain pills. This is… interesting, I guess? Not good or bad, just… interesting. It’s dulled the saltwater rinse burning a bit I guess but it’s not like “Oh hey I can’t feel a thing.”
And this has been Senor’s wisdom tooth update of the night!
*needs more booze
Considering it’s mixed with acetaminophen, no, I like my liver.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv96yJYhk3M
Boo, acetaminophen. That stuff sucks.
There was also something else, that was interesting and I got all lightheaded!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYve2NWmGj0
The Average Webpage Is Now the Size of the Original Doom. https://www.wired.com/2016/04/average-webpage-now-size-original-doom/
I figured I’d toss that out while loading up this here site with a ton of animated gifs and pictures like this one of Janey B.
http://sharenxs.com/photos/2016/10/03/57f187c700dd9/nxs-Janey%20B%20-%20@hello_janey%20IG%20(Sept%2027,%202016).jpg
Oh, now I remember. It all started a couple weeks ago when I saw this tweet: “This one word NY article takes nearly 6MB and over 150 requests to load.” https://twitter.com/gdead/status/771527795042385921
Everything’s getting fatter
My main gateway to the interwebs is a desktop CPU with an HDMI output running to my TV. I can’t game on it much w/o upgrading the stock graphics card, but I was amazed a few months ago to find that some of my fav OG games are now avail via flash websites (including DOOM and DOOM II).
4MB of RAM! All the RAM you’ll ever need. 🙂
Happy Jew Year!
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Jessica Biel gifs? Whoa … Calm your tits. I’m coming.
Legends of Chamberlain Heights is groundbreakingly bad. My God, this makes Brickleberry look like… well, Brickleberry was liquid shit, too, so bad example. Regardless, Legends of Chamberlain Heights is embarrassment to the entire human race.
Do you even speak American, yo?
I believe it.
Movie called “Starter for 10” on one of the movie channels right now. I really get the Alice Eve thing man. We’re talkin’ VA, VA, and VOOM!
I am completely familiar with this and it makes me feel old as shit.
https://twitter.com/i/moments/782659829949165568
Remember when downloading three songs was something you did before you went to bed because they might be 70% finished by the time you got up in the morning? Those were the days.
I remember when downloading some images took that long, and downloading songs was a pipe dream
I have no idea what I want to do or am passionate about. I’m not even flailing like an idiot so much as frozen stupid
I wish I could like this multiple times.
Also good from the “frozen stupid” image search.
That was basically how I got my last job
I hope Michelle already went to the bathroom.
Maybe she could ask a local cop for protecHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
This is banner quote material.
It was Admiral Baby, but I stand by it working to represent President Eli
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/7/7e/Admiral_Baby.png
Niters all, back to work tomorrow after two weeks of classroom training that I could have easily taught myself. Just a required check in a box I guess.
See ya’s.
Seeya
Whelp, that TD just allowed my opponent to tie me at 116.2
The Chiefs can’t even fucking implode properly.
Hooray for garbage time stats.
Also a proud Allen Robinson owner.
In how many shattered homes is this wretched scenario being played out?
Can’t be dissent when the male Trump voters have beaten their wives and children into submission
Anybody watched Luke Cage yet? I’m thinking it’s time to fire that up
I’ve heard it’s good, but I’m done with comic book shit
Alex Smith might be the most inscrutable player in NFL history.
For starters, you can barely see his hands.
If Alex Smith sack/int’s me back out of my win I’m gonna lose it.
Mike Tunison @xmasape 31m31 minutes ago
Rooting for the Chiefs to score because the Pats should be the only team shutout this week
That’s DR. Lineman to you!
We are actually very proud of Laurent Duvernay-Tardif up here. He’s a pretty damn cool dude.
He seems like it, I just didn’t want have to look up how to spell his name.
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Old-style corset? That’s classy!
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It’s Classi with an “I,” and a little dick hanging off the “C” that bends around and fucks the “L” out of the”A”-“S”-“S.”
Poor girl can barely contain herself.
Man, I can’t believe Billy Ray hit that.
My uncle from Louisville?
You’re party of the Cyrus clan too?
That’s not really Miley Cyrus is it? :O
Does she have a face like a lemur?
Then no…
It is
Firefly sucked dickslappers
I wish I could find the President Baby joke from the Simpsons, but so far all I’m getting are Trump references.
That’s not even a joke. I really can’t.
VULTUREDEANGELDOWN
Everything’s comin’ up WCS!
Well, we finally hit the over!
Average Trump voter:
http://cdn.humoropedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/homer-simpson-the-president.jpg
Replace the beer with meth and the PRESIDENT sash with MOBILITY ESTATES HOA COMMISSIONER
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I’d watch a sitcom about President Eli, I’ll admit it.
We already had that in real life, from 2000-2008.
Nah. Eli’s dumb. Bush is dumb and evil.
The Simpsons had a joke about it decades ago: President Clown
We had one, then 9/11 happened and ruined it.
http://splitsider.awlnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2013/10/thats-my-bush-2.jpg
“That’s a guy who could run for office”
Somewhere in the world, probably a Trump rally, Nat just lost his fucking mind.
Oh, are we on to Milana?
https://gfycat.com/SerpentineHotAntarcticgiantpetrel
36-7? Any Reid’s got ’em right where he wants ’em. ‘Em being call-ahead seating at the Rivers Casino prime rib buffet after this is over.
They only allow him to call ahead because he’s a VIP
Very Important Pachyderm
Pachyderm. That’s the word I was looking for.
Thanks
I thought they were gonna mic up his gallbladder for this game.
It’s just three hours of screaming
Which is still preferable to any announcer on TV
Lovely. Just had a “severe thunderstorm warning with light rotation detected” alert just come on the TV.
Lived in Haiti long?
Worse. Salt Lake.
Better get your wives down to the basement.
Aww, there goes the shutout. Not that I have a dog in the fight, just… shutouts!
I went all sleepy on the couchy. Based on the score, this was a fine use of time. In fact, I think I’m gonna finish my drink and go sleep in my actual bed! Huzzah for variety in comfortable sleeping surfaces!
Can you sleep on your back?
If not, can I try?
Compiled a 45 point lead, with only The Ben and Orleans Darkwa still to face. Look at me now. Hoping a rapist will just put 3 more rape points up my loser ass so I don’t have to spend all day tomorrow fantasizing about Darkwa suffering a high ankle sprain on his first carry. Fuck me.
Dare I ask what exactly a rape point is?
25 yards passing. Against my will.
Toyota Jan…used to be a contender:
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*opens up NFL app*
Oops.
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