TGISF…aka This is your “Sexy Friday Returns/Combo Friday Night Open Thread”

Yes sports fans, you read that correctly.

Sexy Friday is back!!!!!

And for some inexplicable reason, the upper management of DFO has decided that I’m a good choice to bring it to you.  A month ago I stated that those guys were some smart fellers.  Sadly, I’m no longer so certain.  Even I wouldn’t choose me.  But here we are, they did, and I will do my best to not make them regret it.

It’s going to be a learning process.  A work in progress, as it were.

Most of you are aware that this was Martin’s baby for quite a while.  And the last thing I want to do is disrespect him and his fine work by being a copycat.  I honestly don’t yet know what format this will settle into under my management.  As others already know, but the rest of you fine folks are included in, I want this to be something we can all have fun with.  I welcome any and all suggestions/criticisms in the comments.  I might even read them in between bong hits.  Time will tell.  😉

There will be dick jokes.  There will be news and notes as any good open thread has.  And there will be SEXAY!!!!

We’ll find the balance, together.  Please bear with me as we find it.

So what’s going on in sports?

The MLB playoffs are in full swing.  The Jays were gifted their ticket, in spite of their fans trying to gift O’s leftfielder Hyun Soo Kim with a beer.  You stay classy Toronto.  The Giants earned their ticket.  Mad Bum is still a thing.  Love that guy, but hate that he tosses for that team.  Like any of you cares.

By the time this thread goes live, it appears the Jays will have taken a 2-0 series lead over Tejas.  Up Yours Toronto.  Josh Donaldson especially.  But I’m also looking at you Joey Bats and Troy Tulowitzki.  Edwin Encarnacion, you are permitted to live.  For now.

The rest of tonight’s games:

  • Sawx @ Injuns: 4:38pm…Game 2, Injuns up 1-0
  • Trolley Dodgers @ National Disgrace: 5:38pm…Game 1 (yes, when first in existence in Brooklyn, that was their name)
  • Gigantic Douchnozzles @ Mini Bears: 9:15pm…Game 1 (Go Meteor!!!!  But spare Zymm’s house plz.)

Buck Showalter still hasn’t been fired yet.  I’m the only who is still holding onto that apparently.  And I will continue to until he’s canned.  Or I die.  Whichever comes first.  Buck, sorry…I like you.  But you can no longer be trusted.

Hockey is almost back.  Which will be a welcome distraction from NFL, CFB and (future) NBA crap.

Cam Newton’s head finally said screw this noise.

Blaine Gabbart’s head was never in question, which is why he’ll pull up some pine himself it appears.  But at least we’ll have the chance to make fun of Kappuhrnikk some more.  Not to mention Chip’s Ahoy.  As an aside….all black unis with gold helmets is not a good look.

Tiger Woods still thinks he can swing a club.  That’s as riotous as….well, me still thinking I can swing a club.  But at least Safeway will be well represented.  No word yet if he’ll play at the A&P Open.  But it does look good for the Kroger Invitational.  SMGDH.

OK, that’s enough of that.

So for the SEXAY this week, I had a hard time deciding on the theme.  What I finally settled on was “Getting to Know You”.  Errrrr….you getting to know me, that is.  Since this is my initial foray into this particular….thing.  I figured I’d tell you all about myself.  No, I’m not going to show you sexy pictures of me, don’t worry.

As I alluded to above, I love golf.  I play it regularly…and also quite poorly these days.

I also play the drums.  Also quite poorly these days.

But my true love is photography.  I do that rather poorly as well.  But it has allowed me to meet some very interesting people.

ProTip:  If you want to meet girls, buy a damned camera.  Trust me on this, hot girls love having their picture taken.  Like a really lot.  Like a REALLY REALLY lot.

Anyway, I’ve been fortunate enough over the years to make friends with some very good photogs and learn from them.  And some very lovely models as well.  Sadly I’ve learned nothing from them.  I’m still totally ugly and junk.

But, all of these folks are either models I know, or the photos were taken by photographers I know. I’m not going to name names.  If you’re stalkery enough, you can probably track them down anyway.  But please don’t.  These people really are my friends.  And if you stalk them, at least don’t tell them I’m the catalyst please.

(Note:  All of these photos are posted publicly somewhere or another…I’m not betraying anyone’s privacy here…but still don’t stalk them please)

This is my newest model friend.  She works with some great photogs, a few of whom I know.  But not well.  But I do admire their work….

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High Fashion with…a horse for some reason.

She also is rather more playful these days….

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A little cosplay never hurt anybody….ooooff!!!

This young lady is Italian/Filipina, an interesting mix, no?  It works well I think.  And she lives in Canadia.  Holee Molee…

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Just a day at the beach…in my underpants. But what lovely underpants, no? But seriously, not beachwear. But seriously not complaining. Ooooff again.

More of her?  Yes please….

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And yes, even more….

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In the words of Cyril Figgis….Jeezy Pete!!!!

 

This lovely lady is a friend, though not a very close friend.  Which makes me sad.  The photographer is an acquaintance at best, but damn…nice work dude.

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I repeat….damn!!!

Now we’re getting to the meat of it….don’t say phrasing please.  This photo is of a lovely young French national.  I know her in passing.  But this photo was taken by my VERY good friend.  More on her to follow…

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More Oooff.

And this young French national is the young lady who took that photo above.  She is my French little sister (no not my biological sister).  She works on both sides of the camera.  And if you stalk HER, I will have to inflict pain upon you.  This is one of the most special people in my life.  Don’t make me regret posting her here.  Seriously.

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If I was 20 years younger….but still perfectly happy to have her as my little sister.

And now, it’s time for equal time for the ladies.  I don’t know this guy or whomever took the photo.  Boyz, avert thine eyes….

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A little manscaping never hurt anyone, dude. smgdh

So there you have it.  Feel free to comment below, respectfully please, about my friends (or this douche who seems way too proud of his pubic hair).  Feel free to chime in with suggestions/criticisms about how/what I can do better next time.

But most of all, please have fun.

And here…have one of my not sexy, but kinda pretty and calming photos.  This is a tWBS original, fwiw, taken just a couple of months ago at the South Rim of the Grand Canyon.  Drink it in, relax….and have a beer…

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Wow, that’s a BIG hole!!!!

 

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theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Spanky Datass

Welp, the mp3 player didn’t embed but the link works!?!

Don T

This I could only have gotten only on / through [DFO], and it was very interesting stuff, refined even (which I like). Here’s another dude: Diego Forlán, certified splooge material in my household:
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Unsurprised

I found an old file of Heather Mills jokes and I thought it might come in hand (I may be able to find some to repurpose for JPP, but that’s another topic) the next time Teddy Bridge-Over-Troubled-Water becomes a topic. Or the next person whose leg explodes (I’m looking in RGIII’s direction).

On a related topic — Holy shit, is there anyone on the Bears roster who isn’t injured?

XXXX is rustier than Heather Mills’ squat rack

Why are you kicking the woman when she is down XXXX? She’ll be hopping mad at that.

I hardly expect her to answer XXXX’s status update though, with a zing like that she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

It truly was a crippling remark.

Her excuse for not working out is that she is too busy, but I think she is using it as a bit of a crutch.

Well she was taken down a peg that’s for sure.

XXXX upset her so much she is probably going to drink to hide the pain and end up legless.

Well I’m sure she won’t step up and take responsibility.

No she is, she is. She has enrolled in a 12 step program.

Well everyone needs a leg-up once in awhile.

Well she can’t just sit around waiting for it to happen the girl needs to hop to it.

She should really stop using her failed marriage to an aging pop singer as a prop, though.

So you think she should step out of her former husbands shadow? Stand up by herself?

Yeah, though she has the potential to use her fame as a springboard to leap to greater recognition in her own right.

Really though living in the shadows seems easy enough for her, I’m stumped as to why she’d take a risk like that.

Because, living as she is now, she is merely a stub of a woman.

That’s not true, I hear she gets around quite a bit and is always trying to get her leg over the next man.

Well you can’t fault her for getting back in the saddle. She’s got to keep a leg up over the competition.

I hear she’s just gold digging, the pre-nup she signed was iron clad and she realised she didn’t have a leg to stand on.

Well she’ll just hop from man to man until she regains her financial footing.

Talking about a woman’s private life seems to me to be a bit prosthetic.

It’s true, it does make the conversation a bit stilted

It seems to me we keep treading over the same topics.

Well I can’t help if the conversation becomes rather hollow and wooden over time.

To be honest it is unsurprising that we’ve been going around in circles.

Do you think we’re skipping over something important?

Yeah, I’m curious on whether or not she goes by her original name of Heather Mills or if she has kept her married named of Heather McHalf-Knee

Don’t ask me; I’m stumped.

She probably started to kick up fuss until she got her own way.

I hear she knows karate and is pretty good. She always remembers to sweep the leg.

That’s not what I heard, I heard she entered the Karate contest and couldn’t get herself to the second leg.

See it’s my understanding that the disqualification was because she was actually packing some massive wood underneath those baggy white pants.

She should have been at an advantage anyway. Karate is an unarmed sport, her being unlegged should have helped her step over her opposition.

Yeah the competition would definitely be very unbalanced in that respect.

She would have been a shoe in for the title.

She could have really socked it to the competition.

Well yeah until she messed up and managed to put her foot in her mouth.

Yeah the media pretty much walked all over her when they caught wind of it.

It was a shame too, her comments really tip toed across the line of decency.

Yeah it really took some legwork to recover from that major misstep.

I heard she was kicking herself for that.

Yeah it’ll take her a long time to step past it and move on.

Put one foot in front of the other and all that.

Mind the termite nests though!

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Unsurprised

Supposedly, lots of people watch Notre Dame.

I call those people rape apologists.

Unsurprised

I would say the same thing about Penn State, but you can’t apologize for something that you turn your back towards to pretend it never happened.

entropy

Hey Seamus, sorry I’m late to the party, but you did a damn fine job on Sexy Friday 2.0. In fact, as proof, I will add to the festivities:

Natalie Dormer:
http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/natalie_dormer/img/1_(1)(60).jpg

and perennial favorite, Nina Dobrev:
http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/nina_dobrev/img/ninadobrev1.jpg

entropy

What, is it Lent or some shit? You gotta give something up to get into heaven or something?

entropy

…please…. uh, please do NOT rub one out in my honor, nor while thinking about me specifically (note: this applies only to the male half of our population; wimminfolk, feel free to think about ol’ entropy whenever the mood strikes)

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(Also: I would cut off other people’s thumbs to get within three feet of thoroughly disappointing Ms Dormer, and sleep like a kitten after doing so)

Brocky

guess who’s got one of those dumb middle of the night insomnia bouts!!!

Slept from midnight to 3, not sure if god wants me to keep this party going, or start the next one early.

I figure it’s sexy friday somewhere:

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Brocky

….we had a theme?

lol, thanks for the effort WBS

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

In honor of one of my first crushes for sexy friday you get this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9HGwRbMiVY

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I came back from a cig to youtube autoplaying this. I love this song

https://youtu.be/6hzrDeceEKc

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Brick Meathook

BRICK MEATHOOK’S KITCHEN:

Pan seared and oven cooked New York strip steak, with 2 baked potatos and a spinach salad with diced peppers, mushrooms, squash, Roma tomatos, and Greek yogurt.

Shared with my friend Alyssa. Oh yeah…..

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Who is Alyssa? No she is my Canadian gf, we had that excuse tonight already

yeah right

I just reached an unfortunate life observation.

I’m not getting old.

I AM OLD.

Double nickles in a couple of weeks.

Then again, I’ve got some cool motherfuckers as friends.

No complaints.

I’ve got this.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

We’re not old. We’re fucking awesome. We’re like this guy:

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Maybe we don’t have the accent, but we’re still a band of happy-go-lucky DFOers who can generate more humor each and every weekend than Adan Sandler has managed in his entire career.

We’re fucking fabulous, baby!

Brick Meathook

Goddam kids these days.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

One, fuck that, you aren’t old.

Two, I always want opinion’s on stuff from people who didn’t live my life. That is what makes life great

Three, liked the song, still a 3 of 5. 3 of 5 still means I liked it.

Don T

As my sisters say: “It’s either older or underground”. I’ll take the former, thank you.

litre_cola

As I just re-signed in it made me do arithmetic!!!! I just worked two jobs, how the hell do you expect me to add?

yeah right

And math don’t work at night!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

What we need to do is lay on bed for 20 min, come back and hang around again. Then tell DTZM to adjust the session time on his cookie.

yeah right

That is fucking biblical advice.

yeah right

As the Lord said, “He who jacks it hardest…”

The fuck people?

Happy Sexy Friday Motherfuckers!

WOOOO— Javy!!!!!!!!!

yeah right

And got the turn!

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