Your Late Sunday Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread

Atl/Den-I like this matchup-the #1 O in a ton of categories versus a fantastic D. I’ve no doubt that rb Freeman will find little to no running room so it’ll be up to qb Ryan to find Julio. I’m sure he’ll give him more than a few jump balls to get after. He seems to win 90% of those battles. Despite his extraordinary ability, the odds of him having back-to-back games with 300 yds receiving appears slim. The only other option would seem to be giving the rock to rb Coleman in space. I’ll come clean-I know little about qb Lynch as this is only the second time he’ll be seeing real-game action. For that reason I figure that rb Anderson will have to carry the load O-wise.

Cin/Dal-Rook rb Elliott has come good on his speculated talent so far-he’s got the 2nd most carries and yards and is tied for most runs over 20 yds. (4) This should be a nice test for him because the Bengals give up a mere 57 yds on the ground average-wise and have yet to surrender a rush TD. Kinda impressive. Something’s gotta give here ’cause Dallas has the most rushing TD’s so far. On the surface this seems like a game that might be played between the 20 yard lines.

Buf/LA-In a nutshell, the worst overall O meets the 28th ranked. You’d think that a team with a back like Gurley could at least run the ball effectively but you’d be Mistaken Von Wrongperson. They’re getting a measley 76 yards per game on the ground. Look for the NFL’s leading tackler, Bills lb Zach Brown to have himself a game. The only reason he’s starting is because highly-touted rook lb Ragland blew out his knee. This would seemingly put the game in the hands of not-even-average qb Keenum which sounds like a losing proposition but the Rammers are 3-1 so what the hell do I know?

SD/Oak-If the scoreboards were still manually operated I’m sure the scorekeeper in this game would blow a rotator cuff or two. The Chargers short history (they’ve blown 3 leads in the last 5 minutes this year) and long history (they’ve lost 9 straight division games) have conspired to convince yours truly that they’ll be buckling under to an up-and-coming Raiders squad. On the bright side, Bolts fans get their very first looky-loo at de Joey Bosa. Players we won’t see? There’s plenty of them including 3/4’s of San Diego’s starting secondary. Ouch. Look for qb Carr to light it up and wr Cooper to get his very first score of the season.

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Doktor Zymm

This here Raiders Chargers game is pretty damn good

Kungjitsu

Are the Broncos on some Andy Reid shit with this long ass drive?

Unsurprised

What’s going on over here?

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(I split the difference and got a 22 oz bottle of Breakside at Trader Joe’s to consume tonight.)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

These Bengals garbagedown points are going to hurt me in Cover5

Spur

It’s Nacho time. Let Dak sit when the Cowboys get the ball back.

Romonobyl

The entertainment value alone makes it worth the risk.

Romonobyl

Anyone amongst us get jacked up by Matthew?

Shogun Marcus

I believe Bebeseamus had some water issues and some power out.

LemonJello

Came through unscathed – I think inland got hit harder than here on the beach.

John Difool

I went out and bought a generator I didn’t need to use…muhfugga owes me 800 bucks.

Kungjitsu

We completely lucked out. Two blocks away is FUBAR.

Shogun Marcus

Combining things from below and our usual loves:
COMING TO NBC:
CHICAGO SPACE CLAIMS JANITOR ADJUSTOR
Starring Matt Damon

LemonJello

I’d watch the everlovin’ shit out of that.

Romonobyl
Brick Meathook

BILLS POINTS!!!!

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Spur

That was crazy. First real mistake by DAK.

fleshwound_NPG

FUMBRRRKKAKE

Redshirt

Bengals do a good?!

Spur

Who’s blood is on Zeke’s jersey?

Redshirt

At least this isn’t the Steelers. That’s the only good thing I can think of.

Doktor Zymm

Maybe this will be the first week the Chargers don’t lose a high profile player to injury

fleshwound_NPG

via ape

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Spur

I wish Romo would give me a corsage. – Aaron Rodgers

Spur

Romo’s new job is to handle PR. See told you he would have a job.

Romonobyl

I’m digging the boots his assistant was wearing…couldn’t really fish with those though.

Romonobyl

“No Mr. Romo, I’ve never seen brake lines just get loose like that before, very strange.”

JustStopDude

I am attempting to quit smoking again. I believe this is the 203rd attempt for me. My last smoke was Friday, at noon.

I would fucking murder for a cig right now. I got a killer fucking headache. I’m hacking up a lung every five minutes. I can smell the people smoking outside of the bar I live above.

That is the other shitty thing…I didn’t leave my apartment this week because if I did, I knew I was getting a pack.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-p3T9xw3SHGE/Tw3u_KacE6I/AAAAAAAAAlE/Y0LaZyHZtTU/s1600/troy-barnes-cigarette.gif

Monday is going to be a nightmare…at least 30% of the office smokes…

Doktor Zymm

Does the vaping thing work for you? I know a couple people who successfully switched.

Redshirt

Good luck. My parents enjoyed quitting too. They did it several times. But the last time 12 years ago was the last time.

Doktor Zymm

Hunter Henry could also be Hunter, Henry!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Or Hunter: Henry.

Spur

Zeke has 130 yards and 2 TDs

Romonobyl

‘The Claims Adjuster”
Starring Matt Damon

Brick Meathook

“Space Janitor”
Starring Matt Damon

Spur

If the draft were held today, where would Dak be taken? Ahead of Zeke?

John Difool

I haven’t seen a pocket collapse like that since Donald Trump handshaked his last prospective female hiree.

Spur

Dalton with the rare double incomplete pass on that play.

Shogun Marcus

Anyone here remember The Ring? Kinda crappy horror flick, creepy girl on a tape, etc. They ultimately won by copying the original, cursed tape, thus negating the girls power.
Anyhoo…could this even work today in an internet format?
/deep thoughts
//deep as a half empty kiddie pool

Bortleback

Surely they wouldn’t have made the recent sequel if it didn’t make sense…..right?

JustStopDude

You mean that by taping and then sharing the Browns…I would steal their sucking power?!?

Hmmmm….wait…I don’t want it…

JustStopDude

How the fuck was that NOT intentional grounding?

JustStopDude

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dalton…that was the laziest attempt to throw it away…

Brick Meathook

RAM POINTS!!!

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Spur

Dalton needs to fuckin slide

Romonobyl

He grabbed him by the Dalton!!!!

Romonobyl

I hope Romo subscribed to LinkedIn.

Spur

All these injuries need to stop.

Redshirt

Can the Bengals just forfeit before anyone gets hurt? Is that a viable option?

Romonobyl

Only in Sarcastiball.

Spur

Hill fell on the ball. That hurts.

Spur

BYRON JONES!

King Hippo

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Brick Meathook

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Spur

And Dalton’s walking gingerly.

Seriously, don’t be hurt Dalton

Doktor Zymm

Doesn’t he always walk gingerly?

Romonobyl

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Redshirt

Its 0-28, Bengals. Get Dalton and Green out of there!

Spur
Doktor Zymm

Woo Gordon clinching (probably) my fantasy match that was wayyyy too tight for comfort.

blaxabbath

When I look at what this election has done to Trump, I really hope Jerry Jones runs for President in 2020.

Spur

Cutting all my shirts into crop tops. I’m going to be the greatest Ops guy ever.

Doktor Zymm

Rock it!

fleshwound_NPG

…and Marvin Lewis is still gonna be the fucking Bungles coach through 2027

Sharkbait

Off to the Giants bar with the fiancee. See you for the late game.

Redshirt

Do I want to know what I missed? Did the Bengals commit a Palpably Unfair Act or something?

JustStopDude

AFC North has to be the crappiest division in football right now…right?

Gratliff

Well, fuck. When does Romo get to play again?

John Difool

Next year…not in Dallas

Croooow

Next year as a New York Jet.

Spur

ZEKE OMG TD