Hey, fellow ruffians! There’s a ton of retrotainment going on ce soir. Whether you choose the debate, the baseball or this wonderful football tilt, I’m all ears and fingers.
NYG/GB-The qb Eli has not played well the last two weeks. He’s got an extremely talented trio of wr’s to go to but his throwing decisions tell me he’s 22 years old, not 35. Whatever. A much smarter qb-Rodgers-will pick apart a depleted Giants secondary to the tune of at least 3 scores through the air and I will hate everything and everybody. That sounds about right. Goddamnit! In other thingys-enjoy the implosion that may occur tonight during the debate.
No matter what occurs-KEEP THOSE FINGERS FLYING!
Here it is, fozz!
THE ULTIMATE CHICAGO SHOW IDEA
http://cdnb.20m.es/trasdos/files/2014/12/Auto-Polo-Chicago.jpg
I’d actually respect him better if he said he was drunk off his ass
This reminds me of my military time. Every once in a while, I would get stuck with shore patrol. Basically the whole boat goes to shore to get drunk except for the people on duty. I once fucked up in a liberty port, so for punishment, I got stuck doing shore patrol duty. Basically no drinking and rustling up the drunks, breaking up fights, and getting idiots back to the boat.
You ever want to feel like a kungfu artist, be stone sober with a billy club against a blackout drunk dude.
This is like watching one of those fights. Completely one sided.
That was Loverboy?!?!
“Mr. Trump why are you sniffing your fingers?”
“I miss Melania.”
Only 5 minutes left until Trump hits his max attention span and starts the yelling
BS, when I’m president I’ll make the NFL institute a rule where I can call the field and overturn shit.
Zymm 2020
HRC going hardball early. Also not sniffing.
I will not watch the debate, instead I will go stick my dick in an electrical outlet.
BOLTMAN wishes you rethink your actions.
**STOMP, STOMP, CLAP**
//Fires t-shirt cannon into the face of a Make-A-Wish child
Derpastic punt coverage, large men.
Who expects Anderson Cooper to play the Vanderbilt card if Trump talks about his wealth?
When Hillary is president, she should hire a couple of somewhat bumbling men named Richard to work together as advisers. This will make Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix’s name even more funny.
Oh holy fuck. I can’t even begin to tell you how awesome that is. It would have made my now dead father laugh his ass off.
Thank you for this, Dok. Sincerely.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1236497/monkey-washing-cat-o.gif
5 – 4 = 1
Jeebus…I was joking before, but now I really am getting too fucking drunk.
But 8 for 8 fuckers.
I can do 1st grade math and shit.
Your cookies are bad and you should feel bad.
My cookies aren’t bad…YOUR cookies are bad.
I’ve never been spontaneously logged off 🙁
Mine are delovely and delicious I’ll have you know.
How in the hell do you keep getting booted? I’ve been on continuously for hours with no problem.
No idea. Gratliff is probably right….this puter has been trying to die for a while. My attempts to fix it all went for naught.
I’m supposed to have a new tower soon, but it’s already 2 days late and will likely be at least 2 more due to hurricane.
How does Trump not understand trade deficits?
Holy shit…Cooper going for the kill!
And of course…its all about ISIS….
http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2014/10/10/archer-drops-isis-the-fx-series-dumps-the-spy-org-s-name-in-light-of-recent-events/jcr:content/image.crop.800.500.jpg/47101139.cached.jpg
ISIS?
I do miss the Trump impersonator from The Nightly Show. When Trump tries to soften his voice, it sounds almost exactly the same.
Last night, I decided to drink ALL THE BOURBON. I feel like refried shit.
Donald took a xanax.
Sounds like he snorted it.
A Xanax, a turkey blaster full of lithium…
Turkey blaster?
baster, blaster…its telling not speling smh
Trump brings up Iran again. Fucking no-win for HRC, honestly.
If Trump and HIllary had a baby, what in the fucking shit would the world do?
hopefully, kill that fucking monster
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/072/034/1275681680230.jpg
I don’t know, the thing would be too busy fingering itself to do anything.
This election has stooped so low people need to ask if their children should be involved in it.
I remember when the Starr Report came out because it was published in the Chicago Tribune and my parents took it out before I could read it.
Yes, I’m younger than most of you. COME AT ME.
YOU’RE YOUNGER THAN ME!
‘sall I got.
If you were to measure the volume of Trump’s hands, how many milliliters do you think they would be?
This made me snort.
56mL?
obvs
Two clits and a labia
Reach out and grab them by the pussy. Or taint if you are the QB for the Packers.
http://nervouswriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/south-park-douche-and-turd.jpg
Not a fair comparison…both of those characters can form logical sentences on south park…
I keep getting my hands stuck in pickle jars…how would you two candidates help me in my daily life?
“I’m an undecided voter, because I lack cognizance or the ability to make decisions.”
“My doctor says my brain stops at the stem.”
RODGERSCEPTION
Disappointed that nobody is wearing overalls.
How in the piss have you not made up your mind yet? These people deserve to be sterilized.
NEIN handshake!!
Frozen tundra. Eli kiddie jokes. Colinsworth eats it. Fuck odell. More fat jokes about Packers fans. Gay jokes about Rogers.
This day ate shit. Like it was a shit casserole with a side of shit salad, and shit bread on the side. And to drink, shit.
guess what we got FOAR DESSERT??
A huge slice of shit cake, with shit frosting. And frozen shit ice cream.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/tobywatkins/images/4/4d/Pics_shit-sandwich.jpg/
I hope they frisk Trump, he could come out with a trident.
Moderators? Referees might be a better idea.
Have Officer Pantoleo choke someone out if they get too frisky.
JER-RY!!! JER-RY!!!!
8 – 6 = 2
smgdh
SHOT!!!!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/5RSTvNg.gif
This doubles as an intelligence filter.
Fully expect the town hall to descend into trash-TV levels of hooting and jeering within 10 mins.
“Now, a word to our audience: even though we’re being broadcast on Fox, there’s no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering.”
I kinda want to learn how to play harmonica, but I suspect it’s difficult.
Hey, blowing on the right hole is an invaluable life skill.
This needs banner quote recognition. Just saying.
“A yuuuuge hole”
Hey Melania, you wanna get outta here?” – Bill
I would seriously never allow any female member of my family alone a room with Bill Clinton.
It utterly infuriates me that Bill Clinton has basically gotten a complete pass for being a serial sexual abuser.
And the guy who ruined the country.
Yup.
Hmmm, you’re right, maybe trump wouldn’t be such a bad president after all…
“Hey, don’t I get a chubby Jew intern? That’s why I RAN FOR THIS SHIT!”
Oh I am voting for Hildawg. I think she has been an exceptional Secretary of State. Out of all the candidates, I think she is the only one of them that could find France on a fucking map.
She is more than qualified.
It’s interesting to hear this considering how many liberals I’ve heard who hate her record as SoS.
Pretty sure nobody said that.
Word
Fuck this shit. I’m watching Westworld and then going to bed.
“Unsurprised? He ded.”
Tina Fey really rubs me the wrong way.
I keep telling her not to yank so hard, but…
T-minus 10 minutes to the shitstorm!
My nipples are erect in anticipation!!!
I think the only reason to watch that is to see if Trump finally has a psychotic break.
I will organism if he he keeps fucking up, gets frustrated, and just calls Secretary Clinton a cunt during the debate.
a TELEVISED psychotic break
Ok, CSPAN time. May the lord have mercy on us all.
10 Burger King nuggets for $1.99-that’s a lot of sawdust for that kind of money!
The penultimate ad of Burger King’s current advertising philosophy will just be some kid yelling at you to buy a Whopper or he’ll twist your dick off.
3 + 9 = 12
Fuck off WordPress, how fucking remedial do thing I am?????
SHOT!!!!
Holee shit….I think that really was a catch.
7 for 7 now btw.
I’m smrt.
I’ve always preferred multiple choice myself.
If you’re driving a bus at 60mph, and you start from LA, heading toward Mejico, and it’s 120 miles to the border….Then what’s the name of the bus driver.
Hee hee….Brady Bunch ftw.
Another very obscure reference.
Algebra sucks…thank god I’m not getting those.
No chum…YOU’RE a catch!
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You know what would be awesome? If humans were issued only so many words that can be spoken in a lifetime, and Collinsworth hit his limit by halftime.
Green eggs and ham was actually written on a bet about the number of unique words you needed to have a reasonable plot.
Sounds like my resume.
Ignore the flagrant push-off there ladeez n genlmun!
Anyone else feel there’s a high likelihood Trump drops “Bitch” sometime tonight?
I’d be surprised if he didn’t at this point.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/f94dc8bf8b68574992bf83d6648e8e1d/tumblr_o7ynbwNohl1u7t71ro1_1280.jpg
He’ll say “bitch” and explain afterward that he was really keeping his cool because he could have said “cunt” instead.
You’re talking about Bill right?
The correct scorecard for this debate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhMhrhxw9pw