Hey, fellow ruffians! There’s a ton of retrotainment going on ce soir. Whether you choose the debate, the baseball or this wonderful football tilt, I’m all ears and fingers.
NYG/GB-The qb Eli has not played well the last two weeks. He’s got an extremely talented trio of wr’s to go to but his throwing decisions tell me he’s 22 years old, not 35. Whatever. A much smarter qb-Rodgers-will pick apart a depleted Giants secondary to the tune of at least 3 scores through the air and I will hate everything and everybody. That sounds about right. Goddamnit! In other thingys-enjoy the implosion that may occur tonight during the debate.
No matter what occurs-KEEP THOSE FINGERS FLYING!
Do we really need a president? Can’t we just have Tom Hanks to serve as president?
Meh, couldn’t be any worse.
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For those not watching the game, Green Bay just sacked Eli.
It was a great sack, an amazing sack.
Believe me, it was an unbelievable sack.
The BEST sack. TREMENDOUS sack. You’ve never seen a better sack, believe me.
STOP POSTING THE SAME THING TWO SECONDS BEFORE I DO
These new Trump tapes are even grosser than the ones before them.
The finest sack, the best sack.
Shame the Giants can’t sack like that. Sad!
Eli just derped so hard they felt it on the International Space Station.
On one hand, Eli somehow lead the Giants to 2 Super Bowl titles. On the other, stuff like that!
Eliderp
US has the highest taxes in the world…
That makes as much sense as claiming that the US has the largest population.
“Quebec doesn’t count… I mean, Montreal can’t even hold a baseball team!”
Can they just jack each other off already?
They have evidence Trump, do you think just because you say there is no link to Russia hacking it makes it true? Do you think the video of you telling Russia to hack US servers disappears because you want it to?
Honestly, there is no physical evidence. The only evidence that’s been supplied has been by security firms who want govt. contracts. It may be Russia, it may not, but that’s deflection in any event.
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Dog washed. Lucky for him he dries fast. I do wish the Apoquel worked as well as it used to.
Did he just refer to himself in 3rd person?
9 x 8 = 72
At least this time I had to stop and remember 3rd grade times tables.
SHOT!!!!!
You know the trick for doing the 9xtables on your fingers, right?
I didn’t until I student taught 3rd grade for a bit last spring!
I’m at least a little afraid to ask. But if it has to do with invited fingers, I’m willing to listen.
😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vw4ajnWGA
Time to take a shot!
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Hillary gets caught being a two faced liar to the American people and she blames it on the Russians
I know nothing….TRUE!
I know nothing of Russia
-The very first thing Trump has said all night that is factually correct.
There’s only one man who can fix Washington….
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ISIS can’t see him.
AH SHIT! GONNA GO DEF COMEDY JAM!!!
Hillary watches movies to learn about History, she’s a lot more like Donald than she thinks.
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Aaaaand….again with RUSSIA! I feel like we’re in 1980 again.
The Clintons’ worst continuing failure is losing Russia and they both know it.
She was almost doing okay, until she went towards the Russians.
Did that ad really just say that all the flyovers and other military shit the NFL puts on are “demonstrations of skill?”
This puppy does his own taxes.
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Has no calculator, gonna get audited.
Stupid puppy.
fuck this game and fuck this debate, gonna go watch american horror story
(that redhead has great jugs)
2 minutes from now TrumP yells “LINCOLN WAS A FAG!!!!”
Wait, is she basing her answer on watching a movie?
This puppy is happy, because his owner is planning on voting for Clinton!
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That looks like my meatwad! 20 pounds ago, but still!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy30FsxeYP0
I just can’t bring myself to watch the debate. How bad is it? Some of my FB friends are saying it’s getting ugly.
Oh, it’s a shitshow.
You’ll weep for America and democracy.
This puppy is sad, because Trump is full of hate. Love your neighbor, hug a puppy.
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OK, stop using sad puppies.
You’re making me sad(der) than normal. I want happy puppies.
Puppies 2016
Now I’m sad too. 🙁
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d’awww
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Trump is gonna force these drug addicts back into their warzone baby!
RODGERSCEPTION 2: THAT’S UNCHARACTERISTICOOGALOO
ACK. HRC with her Redbaiting. Dammit, that’s really one of her soft spots.
Holee fuck…it’s not even halftime in football yet.
Debates really do alter the time/space continuum I think.
I actually have a friend who works in immigration. Pretty much everything Trump says is untrue.
Shocker, I know.
Extreme vetting…
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go fuck yourself trump you racist shit eating cock sucking slimy piece of cunt litter fuck
Stop being easy on Trump.
Just expand Medicare to include everyone and eliminate the F-35 and Littoral Combat Ship programs.
FUCK.
YES.
But we need those inferior-to-the-planes-they’re-supposed-to-be-replacing planes!
Trump’s body language is screaming. Does he not realize that he’s literally just writing books of criticism by moving around like he is?
The turkey baster full of lithium must not have been enough.
My wife wondered how much thorazine he’d had shot into his spine.
Time to wash dog 1. Stupid unknown allergens making him itch fur off. He don’t have much to start with (he’s a Boston)!
“Self report, or we keep up this racist shit lady”
Radical Islamic Terror…
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Gets me hot as shit!!!
I have no idea why that made me laugh so hard. But it did. Total spit take.
Little known fact: If you say ‘radical Islamic terrorism’ three times into a mirror in a dark bathroom ISIS will disappear.
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Isis?
Khalid Sheikh Dat Ass
blame the Muslims time. what a fucking ass
Here are some off the cuff remarks by egomaniacs who wouldn’t have graduated high school without the pampering and favoritism of being a world class athlete; let’s analyze the hell out of them.
I’m going to watch baseball.
oh really? the PROBLEM was almost fixed before Obamacare came along and stopped the magic of competition??
“Our plans are gonna be *sniff* SO GOOD because we’re gonna *sniff* have THE BEST insurance companies giving out THE BEST plans. *Sniff*”
Does he seriously not even have a bullshit fake policy in writing yet?
I don’t believe he has anything resembling a plan beyond the immediate jet of diarrhea spewing from his mouth-anus.
The only policy idea Trump’s camp contributed to the party at the convention was rolling back any aid to Ukraine. I’ll give you a guess whose idea that was.
Gary Johnson could come out of nowhere and wave his cock in front of everyone, and he’d be the most mature one here.
What… is whipping it out?
“His A-whip-o moment”