Your AFC South Monday Night Quotation Marks Showdown Quotation Marks Open Thread

I’ve been thinking/mentioning recently that there’s a ton of stuff going on that should give all of us pause for a bit. Perhaps we should reconsider our willingness to indulge our baser instincts when we cheer for our favourite large person to hit that other teams large person. Shouldn’t we be expending our commenting energies elsewhere? This is trivial crap after all isn’t it? KIDDING! For me, this place is a refuge from all that shit out there-and for that I thank all you crazy monkeys. TO THE GAME!

TB/Car-It’s unfortunate that qb Newton wasn’t available for this one. He and Winston could have had a “Intercept-Off!”-they have 13 between them. One of these 1-3 teams is writing off the season after this game. My money is leaning on Carolina pulling this one out despite the fact Derek Anderson is starting. Sure, his work with the Browns in the late 70’s was impressive but he’s near the end of the line. Wr Evans don’t give even one care about his qb’s problems-with 360 yds and 3 TD’s so far he’s gonna get his no matter what. He might do something awesome tonight because the Panthers were the team that surrendered 300 to Julio Jones last week. Say a prayer for TB’s running game-journeyman Jacquizz Rogers gets the start and he’s subbed by undrafted Peyton Barber.

There she be-STRIKE THOSE KEYS WITH A PASSION!

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ballsofsteelandfury

What a shitty shitty game.

No wonder the NFL is losing viewers…

To the boobies!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6MdYMP5XgZQ/TTzvERB53NI/AAAAAAAAALc/bxPXq3dCfeQ/s1600/steelerschick3.jpg

Brocky

Oh look, another “steelers fans” who couldn’t possibly be from Pittsburgh

ballsofsteelandfury

I think the paint is from Pittsburgh…

theeWeeBabySeamus

I know a gal in Baltimore that does body painting. Seriously.
That might have to be this week’s sexy friday theme.
We likey body painting.

Romonobyl

If Trump built his wall, that kick would have never happened, so…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Famous Jameis is too happy for my comfort.
Hide the women and crab legs.

Senor Weaselo

And Aguayo gets to keep his job!

Brick Meathook

Well I guess it’s on to baseball…

Romonobyl

So…did that all happen?

Doktor Zymm

I think the way to change the culture in Tampa Bay is with a LOT of disinfectant

the Alpha and the Amoeba

That would help prevent MRSA outbreaks.

JustStopDude

OUR NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!!!

Col. Duke LaCross

NOONAN!

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Young human offspring as dumb as fuck. We’re pretty much just food for apex predators until we’re four.

JustStopDude

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Doktor Zymm

Eh, she woulda rolled

Porky Prime
Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

This game deserves another FG miss.

Romonobyl

My cedar plank grilled salmon would be RNC approved because it’s….

ALL THE TITS!!!!!!!111

Doktor Zymm

No way that man has a concussion, his beard would absorb any shocks to the head

Senor Weaselo

So Chris Kluwe wrote a Trump thing. At this rate, who hasn’t? Other than the official DFO endorsement of course.
http://www.vox.com/first-person/2016/10/10/13230346/donald-trump-locker-room-talk-chris-kluwe

Doktor Zymm

There were also a lot of athletes tweeting stuff refuting Trump’s ‘locker room’ comments

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m willing to bet Trump hasn’t spent a lot of time in locker rooms.

Doktor Zymm

Well, not men’s locker rooms, anyway

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Bizarrely, I had a long stretch of being in locker rooms seeing absolutely no penis. But lately? PENIS. I keep seeing penis.

And we don’t talk to each other much at all.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I’m starting to think the Bucs should have drafted A-different-guayo.

ballsofsteelandfury

Seriously, no one wants to win this game, right?

JustStopDude

Someone is going to get the win in dramatic fashion…

Proof that former NFL coaches can suffer the affects of CTE just like former players…

Senor Weaselo

Dramatic coin flip stuck on its side fashion!

Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

The score is interesting, but I’ve been busy wearing my domestic hat and all. Did I miss much?

Doktor Zymm

No…I’ve watched the entire second half and I’ll be damned if I can remember any of it.

Doktor Zymm

I miss last year’s Panthers. They were way more fun. There would have been some showy TDs with fun little dances, TB would be looking consumptive, as they should, and we could all go to bed and look forward to listening to idiots talk about how the NEXT game will be the one that shows Carolina as total clownfrauds.

ballsofsteelandfury

Ladies and Gentlemen, your NFC South!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Drew Brees is sorry you have to put up with this shit again.

Brocky

If Drew Brees is going to be sorry for anything, how about making purdue fans think their football team has been anything but the 7th program in a conference with a minimum of 11 teams

JustStopDude

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Brick Meathook

JAGUARS FIELD GOAL! …oh wait

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trollsoharduniversity

THIS ROBERTO AGUAYO, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE IN A FEW WEEKS HE’LL BE UNEMPLOYED (PLEASE LORD PLEASE)

JustStopDude

This going to end in a fucking tie isn’t it?

Senor Weaselo

“No.” -Donovan McNabb

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WOOOOO! TIE TIE TIE!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Mark Davis, getting dressed for an important meeting

Doktor Zymm

Even with the Eagles and Giants losing, the NFC East is currently the winningest division in football at the moment, with a collective 12 wins. The NFC North and AFC West both have 11. No other division breaks into the double digits.

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This is… unsettling. I expect the NFL’s crown jewel division to be a clusterfuck.

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So… like… is the football shit tonight? I’ll bet it’s shit tonight.

Col. Duke LaCross

Pretty shitty.

Brick Meathook

Both teams have only scored by accident.

Croooow

Now I see why Mike Tirico bailed on ESPN.

Porky Prime

HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!!! wimpy wimpy wimpy.

Doktor Zymm

Those are some excellent shoes. Too bad they’re probably hella uncomfortable.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hammertoe level achieved.

Spur

Derek Anderson remembered that he is Derek Anderson

BrettFavresColonoscopy

When is too early to eat all the Halloween candy in the house?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve been eating Reese’s pumpkins for the past several weeks.

Brocky

I’m willing to bet that every year, uwards of 48% of all “halloween candy” is consumed before October 23rd

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You will not fuck up my night, Duck Fart.

Spur

How Jameis continues to overthrow dudes who are 6’6 is beyond me…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is it my imagination, or is Kris Bryant growing a mullet?

JustStopDude

I’m telling you…this is VINTAGE ANDERSON! Its like he never skipped a beat from getting cut!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Which indicates how good Greg Olsen is.

Col. Duke LaCross

I will never stop hating Mike Martz.

Porky Prime

Hey yall. Sorry I’ve been away, but Soxenfreude perked me up a bit.

Senor Weaselo
theeWeeBabySeamus

Me too. Hate those guys.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Just rewatching some debate highlights in between watching the game. You know, I’m hardly politically correct, enjoy irreverent humor, and have plenty of reasons to be disillusioned with the establishment, but it really boggles my mind how anyone with > half a brain could think Trump wouldn’t be an unprecedented disaster as president.

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Racism is a hell of a drug.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And Fox News has brainwashed a significant segment of the population.

...

They are the dealers and they push a really pure product.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They were open and ready for it, looking for it, craving that voice that resonated with their infinite stupidity.

Unsurprised

You can only wash a brain that …

Fuck it. It’s not Fox News’s fault these people are broken. They just exploit the break.

Brick Meathook

Oddly enough, The Wall Street Journal (also owned by Rupert Murdoch & NewsCorp) absolutely HATES Trump. However, don’t ever read the comments. It’s worse than YouTube.

Unsurprised

The Journal’s editorial side has a lot of leeway to be stupid, but not that much.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m talking about way before Trump, the fact denying, antigovernment, faux patriotism, anti-intellectual bullshit they’ve been peddling for years that helped facilitate the rise of Trump. It’s Murdoch’s fault the GOP is what it is today.

Senor Weaselo

I couldn’t find the Brainwash Shampoo pic, so here’s the American people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fREu-HCIEEg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maybe it is not Elvis level, but I saw Kurt Cobain at a Byers Walgreens.

Unsurprised

He probably needs a hat. It’s chilly out. And brains are gross.

Unsurprised

? sorry

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh Jeebus. smgdh
I hate ppl.

Gratliff

Holy shit, he fathered a zombie.

JustStopDude

Seriously…the dude is epic Florida Man. I think he is now serving six life sentences…

Doktor Zymm

Those Buccaneers jerseys will never not be hideous

Porky Prime

Creamsicle4lyfe

Spur

How long is this baseball game suppose to last? There’s no clock and am getting sleepy.

Doktor Zymm

It’s baseball. You’re supposed to get blackout drunk as fast as possible, then pass out and when you wake up, hours later, you can watch the end of the game!

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This is how I watched Game 1!

Senor Weaselo

I need to do that and then see if I can keep a clean scorebook. I scored the ’08 All-Star Game until I ran out of paper in the 12th (including using the counting stats boxes as extra innings) and that was bad with all the position changes and not being able to see and hear well due to bleachers. (One of the best days/nights of my life.)

Yes, I’m a massive nerd.

Spur

I want Katie Nolan to sit on my face. She has my permission.

theeWeeBabySeamus

/puts on Katie Nolan mask

trollsoharduniversity

Locker room talk

Brocky

As long as she’s not wearing a fucking patriots jersey.

A fucking hazmat suit would be better.

theeWeeBabySeamus

All Dok’s fault. Throw rotten fruit at her please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM

Don T

Oh Excel sheets; how you enable my data entry shenaningans. Receivables – $?????

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