Can you smell the weekend? What does it smell like? For some that experience that thing called “seasons”, it may have the odour of raking leaves. For you youngsters out there, perhaps the aroma of a failed bar pickup is invading your nostrils. For others, perhaps a trip to Bed, Bath And Beyond is stinking up your soon-to-be Saturday afternoon. My weekend is beginning to smell like delicious, delicious ‘by myself-ness’. So sweet… TO THE GAME!
Chi/GB-So it’s come to this. The Bears versus the Packers. Your narrative will be all about the history of this matchup because this game isn’t compelling. Despite the Pack missing rb’s Lacy and Starks, cb Shields, te Cook, wr Adams and a sense of purpose, they should pull this out. The 4th-rate backfield of recently-signed Knile Davis and recently-converted wr Ty Montgomery should get things done against a Bears D that gave up the ghost long before All Hallows Eve. With 5 losses at this point, the Bears are staring at a 1-7 mark heading into their bye-bye week because they get Minny next time around. The rarest of all sports-related phrases can now be uttered by the denizens of Chicago-“Well, at least we have the Cubs”.
There you have it-TYPE LIKE THE WONDERFUL RAGAMUFFINS YOU ARE!
There are people in a fantasy league who sit a row over from me at work. One of them started Meredith. I haven’t gone over and talked football with them, because my fantasy team is so much better than either of theirs, and I don’t want them to feel ashamed or emasculated.
Also, it’s fun to be patronizing and condescending from a distance, and I don’t want to fuck that up.
Small bears take a 3-1 lead on a 2 run shot.
Fuck football.
McCarthy in that white hoodie looks like a harp seal
He’s like white power Andy Reid
He’s missing an ice cream sammich.
concussiondown!
The NFC North is not good this year. Except for the Vikings. And since they’re the Eagles of the NFC North, they can’t possibly win a Super Bowl.
So this exists…
http://angeladuckworth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/book-cover1.png
I’m just happy it’s not the same Duckworth running for Illinois senate
Tammy Duckworth is pretty gritty. At least, I think that’s grit making all those grinding sounds when she walks.
I had to check to make sure it wasn’t her before I made fun of it, because if anyone gets to write a book about grit it’s a Tammy Duckworth.
Just to be clear, I think Tammy Duckworth is a stud, and I look forward to her being in the Senate.
But that won’t stop me from making squeaky-prosthesis jokes here.
From the annals of WHAT IS A CATCH?? the thing that is clearly not by anyone’s sane definition…sure, why not, call stands.
Finally, a Packers TD!
Nice job, refs.
The ball is fucking moving! Then Dez caught the ball TOO!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
They filmed an ep of chicago fire near my old work, right now they are filming an ep of chicago justice near my new work. What show will be filmed near my work next time I change jobs? STAY TUNED!
Chicago Taxidermy?
Chicago Sanitation
Chicago Postal Inspectors
Chicago Dog Catcher
I love when the announcers start talking about how the call will be reversed, and then the refs let the call stand.
Evening everyone. I may have personally slashed into our collective negative karma deficit this afternoon by doing a good, so yay us?
How’s the game?
Thursdayriffic.
What did you do that you think was so fucking good, anyway?
This
I’m legit curious
Me too.
Incomp….
That guy Ripkowski might actually be off the grit scale entirely.
http://www.johnsonabrasives.com/shop/pc/catalog/abrasgrade.jpg
I just remembered that the Bears lost to the Jaguars at home four days ago. If they beat the Packers, McCarthy has to be fired on the spot.
Knees up Montgomery! We are going to run you till your asshole is sucking buttermilk!http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130716100554/villains/images/6/66/Sgt._Hartman.png
Rodgers doesn’t complete a pass, so it MUST be PI.
It’s amazing, the constant excuse making and/or ejaculating over a completed slant pass.
I’m all for simplifying things. No contact beyond 5 yards, right? Throw the flag whenever there’s any contact, then. It would totally change the game, but at least the refs could be fucking consistent. And we wouldn’t have QBs like Rodgers and Tawwmy working the refs to get calls.
Of course rodgers wants a flag. Fuck
/drinks
I think that D-man just tried to steal that receiver’s cleats after the tackle. CRIME IS RAMPANT IN CHICAGO.
THANKS OBAMA
According to Trump, you get shot on your way to the grocery store.
I went to get ice cream the other day, and I pulled all the bullets out of myself and sold them on ebay!
don’t forget, if you’re black, you have no education either.
Bunnies R dicks.
With tiny poops!
http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymcvd5K1w1r4gei2o6_400.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4651689/bunny-humps-cat-o.gif
Cats and rabbits are pretty closely related but that’s ridiculous.
https://youtu.be/1iAYhQsQhSY?t=1m6s
http://68.media.tumblr.com/99bfd411c9922c8b8c7b8709ec836ad1/tumblr_o7c0ov17B41r7dgeuo1_1280.jpg
Peter King is going to be pissed when he finds out what happened to Wichita
No one considers the VICTIMS in Japanese monster battles
Mel Gibson is going to fuck up the pacifist angle in this film somehow.
The Axis Powers are all Jews.
I’ll be kind of entertained if the Bears accidentally derp into beating the Packers, a think which Chicago has obsessed over forEVER, only to have no one notice because Cubs.
awesome! Not-Small Bears tied it up, even. Dreams dying at home at the merciless hands of Clayton Kershaw? OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
Right now, I wouldn’t take a bears win for a cubs loss
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zPjkQKfmVI8
I’ll hooked on a feeling!!!
Don’t worry, refs will make sure gb will score this upcoming drive.
Floyd looks like an absolute stud.
Song time!!
Aa-ron Rod-gers fuc-king sucks!
That’s to Camptown Races, right. All we’re missing is the do-da do-da at the end.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stoned.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/d4ebfd15a9e5f94bedd6f23e852288de/tumblr_o4qbliydQV1v0ddego5_r2_400.gif
BEARS DEFENSEDOWN!
http://66.media.tumblr.com/08da18406a28294b64e796ae465e5c05/tumblr_o7pdqx4xf81s9bqq4o1_1280.jpg
TD!!! Bearistocrats!!!!
Oh holy crap. Bearfs did a good?
Golf course in Virginia. Free drink tickets for three hours. Suppose to be 50 people showing up…23 did. Just got an angry email from sails for hooking up with a woman from Brazil from a cement factory.
Had to pull the George Constanza “was I not suppose to do that” speech.
I have a bad morning in the morning…if that makes sense….
Sales not sails….
I’d be more worried about hooking up with woman from cement factory, than typos….but whatever.
Straight up I was like “HOLY SHIT GIRL….what you doing here beau?!?”
Consenting adults.*
*I’m assuming
Where in VA?
The Roanoke….up in the Mountains, near the Tennnessesssessessessseeses border (may have misspelled this while drunk)…
So….there are teams…like the Bears, where people just get injured ALL THE TIME. There, one collision, Packers dude didn’t look great, but Bears dude? Dead. And it’s the same side getting the worst of it every time. This is a training issue, no? I mean, some injuries are inevitable, and every team will have injuries, but the fact that some teams systemically have way more than average, something is going on there, and training is the only factor I can think of that would have significant influence.
You’re forgetting about God, who hates the Bears.
Matt Barkley just got the vote of confidence so the Bears will probably sign Jeff George tomorrow.
One last homecoming for Donovan McNabb!
They’ll trade for Sanchez so they have 2 shitty USC QBs on the roster.
“Call me Maybe?”
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/9596.png&w=350&h=254
Holy shit. Brian Hoyer is dead too? Is it almost sex cannon time?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/218b975fbecb08603581b13cf3fd2f35/tumblr_mgp4ybfRTz1qknj70o1_500.gif
Somewhere in the bottom of a bottle of Jack Daniels, Kyle Orton is warming up for his triumphant return.
On some level, my brain has never been able to process that this was a starting QB for 10 years.
http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/img/ortonbottle.jpg
But that’s good old fashioned alcohol, and not a bong! LEADERSHIP MATERIAL
Broken arm?…Must have been Cutler’s doing
There are many signs of the Apocalypse this year, but worry not! Until we have three players all break their tailbone in one game we are okay, for the sign of the Beast is Coccyx, Coccyx, Coccyx
Just realized Twitter got the Cowboys vs Vikings game, nice!
Zeke is going to run all over your kutefisk
So I think we all know who is to b;ame for bad football this year
You guessed it Frank Stallone
No it’s Trump
http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/donald-trump-is-tearing-the-nfl-apart/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6o1pPE6l0Vo
Flaming shots of Avalanche? SMGDH.
http://cdn.lifebuzz.com/images/57866/lifebuzz-be9247492ef827631b925a2073662f52-original.gif
Shit…that was uhsposed to be reply to WCS Third Reich.
Achtung, MF’ers.
BROKEN ASSBONE ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
That’s called your Coccyx!
I doubt that would have gone better if the ball had been successfully bounced upon
JAX-TEN next Thursday? Were we all members of the Third Reich? Is that why we get that?
But DeMarco Murray will score all of the fantasy points!
MANDATORY VIEWING. BLEERGH demands it!!
JAX-TEN is gonna be the most popular baby name this year
Bear Halftime
Bear is a fancy lady!
JAMMIN’!http://i.makeagif.com/media/9-23-2015/GysteB.gif
Is Deion Sanders really paid to babble into his microphone?
He reminds me of the big-brained Boov in “Home”
I miss having something I could be that excited about. I guess I could be that intense about tennis, but those assholes just look ridiculous. “SO MANY FOOKIN ERRORS!” *flail, flail, flail*
I miss poker, but you can’t be like that with poker, unless you’re like that with every hand, and damn, that would be exhausting.
Hockey. Thank me later.
Damn, Boise State is still 30 minutes away. I need to slow down my drinking.
Fuck BYU!
Today is an ode to Kickers