Here we are, finally. [Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background]
Phi/Dal-I hate both these teams but I like this game. The “Over-Achieving Rook QB’s” story line is on the money and damn relevant-at the very least for the NFC East and its near future. I think that Dallas should trade Romo to the Giants straight up for Eli so that the former has an adequate backup and the latter has a chance to draft a top shelf qb sooner rather than later. Both get to retire down the road with millions in the bank and (most) limbs and vertebrae intact. It’s a win, win, win for everyone!
FUCK YEAH
HOW ‘BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!
Peter King: Even though he only made 2 catches, no player had a greater impact on sunday night’s game than jason witten. The 14th year veteran is the true cog of the franchise, and is largely the reason for Dallas’s hot start this year. Sure Dak has looked good at times, but at others, his decision making and leadership make you wonder if he really has the talent to be a star in this league.
In one made-up paragraph, you still managed to make my temple throb.
That’s some good fuckin’ hustle.
But, even in the loss to New Orleans, Russell Wilson continues to show the moxie, poise, and grit that truly defines a leader. True, he overthrew his receiver with a chance to win the game as time expired, but, it’s that kind of effort that makes him so precocious and the winner that he is.
and so ends the NFC East race
At least one of these teams will leapfrog Dallas before careening off a cliff, which Dallas, out of sheer curiosity, will follow them off of.
It ends on a derp, as it was always meant to.
Whitten take the Wheel!!
I can go to bed happy now
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WIP is going to be soooooooooooo good tomorrow.
Witten is always fucking open
Wide the fuck open…wooooo!!!!!
Aww, that isn’t a tie.
Jerruh: Cumz
Romo: Cries
Newton: Wakes and bakes
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHH Lawd help me.
this is where you give Elliott the ball four times
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Midnight. Reminds me of that old joke, what did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged.
“Why didn’t DAK! drop the ball after getting the first down?!”
“Please take your seat, Mr. Dalton. We’re beginning our descent.”
Ballsy call, Indeed
Finally growing some balls!
Taka Tanaka approves.
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oh, you have to go for it
GO FOR IT GARRETT!!!
The BEAZE is delivering
Well, I made my conducting debut, so there’s that. Nearly busted my ass down the stairs, but it happened and the kids got all the way through.
I see we’re in OT? Could we have MORE TIES FOR THE TIE GOD!
TIERONOMY the tie God? Son of gath?
I always thought it was called Tieghor?
There’s been more ties than a Father’s day party.
Yay to conducting! It’s honestly the shit, as I can really attest to.
It was stealth-conducting Pachelbel’s Canon, let’s not go overboard here.
I might have spent last night getting black-out drunk in Cleveland, watching delirious Tribe fans jizz themselves over the prospect of being one win away from a World Series. I am not there tonight; I imagine things are a bit different.
Also, as a “villains” Halloween costume party wouldn’t be complete without having to return some video tapes.
Not gonna lie, I expected you to look more serial killery. Irrespective of Halloween
Dak
Throw
The
Godamn
Football
for
a
Touchdown
and
Win This SHIT!!!!
I got my Cubs win, so whatever happens in this NFC East shit show/shiv match is fine by me.
Victory Tastes so Sweet
Well…it was a good, brave liver. I sure will miss it.
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ok, one more dram of whisky
On to Cleveland.
It’s not that I think the cubs are miracle workers
its facing cleveland that gives me hope
WOOOOOOO
Welp. We started this day with a tie. We may as well end it with a tie.
CIRCLE OF LIFE
Cubbies win….that’s something I guess.
Philly HC: Good, I can use those timeouts in overtime!
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What’s up, my shitheads? Another tie in the works?
ROME(O)!!
FUCK one more drink?
Fuck this shit….
The rookies Are trying their hardest to fuck up
Dallas fans, not to scare you, but if they somehow lose this game, the Cowboys may use that as a excuse to reinsert Romo back as starter.
My balls just retracted…
Ok, Cubs win, whatever. Turning on the Cowboys game.
Collinsworth has a fetish for guys with large hands. Huh.
Alex Smith is pleaszed
The media is against me!
– Trump
Dan Fucking Baily…anything inside of sixty and do this shit!!!!
Thought that was a fumble for sure. Jesus
yeah. I do not feel good about this
wow, how did he NOT fumble??
I would have gladly done the safety dance for that last play.
NO PREVENT