I’m having a hell of a time starting the intro for this game-not because it doesn’t have its merits but because as I type my wife is cooking bacon. Is she making a BLT? Perhaps a chicken club sandwich? My mind is reeling at the possibilities. Umm, there’s only 4 more of these Monday Nighters left, folks. TO THE GAME!
GB/Phi-At one point the Pack was 4-2 and all the cheese was delicious and life-giving. Four straight losses later and the skies overhead are filled with Crestorcirrus, Lipitorstratus and Zocornimbus clouds. This looks to me like a ‘loser gets nothing’ game because Green Bay is 4-6 and the Eagles are 5-5 and stuck in a division with Dallas (not going to catch them) and the Giants (8-3) and the Redacteds (6-4-1). Major sports sites will tell you “it’s not over!” for the loser, “they could still win out!”. But c’mon, do either of these deeply-flawed teams have the wherewithal/talent to run the table? I’m shaking my head as well. Rb Sproles has a broken rib but is expected to play-how is that even possible? I expect that Smallwood will get the majority of the touches. Struggling rook qb Wentz should take some shots downfield-the last two qb’s to play against Green Bay’s complete mess of a secondary had ratings of +145. Oof!
There you have it-GIMMEE ALL YOU GOT!
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“MOTHAFUCkER!”
THIS EAGLES DEFENSE I CALL THEM AVALAR BECAUSE THEY HAD A BRIEF ENCOUNTER WITH RIPKO’S RAGE.
/And that is my Spyro the Dragon reference of the night.
That roughing the passer call was as fraudulent as a Rodgers family Christmas card.
+1 Familial Dysfucntion
What? No Rodgers Cox joke?
Like Aaron Rodgers on a Key West bender I can only take so much.
Rodgers takes a throat shot from Cox.
Cox blows Rodgers’ throat
damn it you dumb fuck, I needed Starks and Cobb off the field
GRITSCREEN!
I seen Ciara going in the tent cuz Russ ain’t putting out
Passengers: The Only Scenario Where You Have A Chance With Jenifer Lawerence
I’ll take it.
Only if you lack LexisNexis and a willingness to go to prison
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Starlord and Mystique fuck on a spaceship: The Movie
“It’ll make a billion dollars!”
*movie exec hoovers a three foot line of coke with a 2″ steel pipe*
we shall now trade FGs, of medium-o-difficult-length!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7flrKMGfwjw
Those were the days.
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3 is just damned near assault ,, ppl forget that
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Eagles, Dolphins, Raiders, and Cowboys with playoff aspirations? What year is it?
74?
72 was enough last time, I suppose it depends on the woman.
The LAST year
’83?
I think it was 82. Close enough for the hair and coke skinny.
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goddamnit, is Smallwood hurt? I put the sound down b/c my brain was leaking out my earholes
…. he said “smallwood”…..
heh heh
Aaron Rogers uses a Michael Jackson style sideline oxygen tent.
He also has a pet monkey, doesn’t seem interested in women, and should never be left alone with kids…
Keep him away from flammab—
Nope. Can’t finish that one.
“Aaron Rodgers just went into a dark tent with a trainer Jon and”
You know what? That one’s a freebie Aaron. I just can’t.
Someone please inform Aaron Rodgers to come out of the tent please
“If this tent is a’rockin’, don’t bother knockin'”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZUq6N7Gx1c
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*chef’s finger kiss*
Perfect
Whenever I tell people there are no issues between and a lover, coworker, neighbor, etc…it’s usually about five minutes before the cops are called.
EACH SCREEN DEADLIER THAN THE LAST
That’d make an awesome selling point to get people to comment here.
Awfully nice of these parents to drive their pre-teens through a howling blizzard so they can fuck in an empty movie theater.
Mercedes: Only rich white children deserve happiness
Shocking statement coming from nazi war profiteers
Couldn’t they just let the kids fingerblast away in the SUV while the parents bang in the back of the sedan?
If your dad hasnt taught you about the popcorn trick, then he’s a shitty parent
That cuts deep
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Huzzah! Hippo fades the evil Cobb/Starks tandem a tad bit longer. 28 point lead still precarious. MOAR Smallwood PLEAZ!!!
oh Felicity Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReI6gvzVP0Y
One of these weeks Davante Adams is going to have a good week when I have him in my line-up.
This is not that week.
Glad to see I’m not the only one who is in the didnt start Davante Adams camp this evening.
It’s been almost all year bud. He will be in the top 100 of Sill’s “Insanity League” by the end of this game. The law of averages from last year had to catch up.
welcome to my life with Emmanuel Sanders and Tyreek Hill! I will start one of them next week, surely the wrong one
We’ve secretly replaced Davante Adams’ hands with the hands of a competent receiver. Let’s see if anyone notices!
It’s like he heard me!
Ha-Ha Clinterception
I thought we were done with election talk
Looks like “throw it to the green guys” wasn’t the best advice for Wentz.
“HOORAY FOR DIX” hollered Aaron Rodgers, who was not watching the game.
Ha Ha with the Wentzerception!
oopsie doodle
DERP!
Packers should trade clay and get something for him while they can
Or maybe find a rabbi and turn him into a golem.
Smallwood WOO!!!
/Rodgers swipes left
“Small wood?”
[swipes right]
– Aaron Rodgers
This is the company that has had five commercials so far on my local broadcast.
http://www.cuzsautobody.com/video.php
It’s like something out of a David Lynch…on a three day mescaline bender…
The link kinda worked; it went to a website but not a video. I blame Salem.
Damn….it.
I cannot really describe the commercial even though it’s playing every single commercial break.
I have never seen an ad for erectile dysfunction meds in ESPN Deportes. #SoloDigo
I have never seen an ad for erectile dusfinction meds in ESPN Deportes. #SoloDigo
Ha! Typo. Pendejo.
I think Rodgers needs to do the only that seems natural to him, he needs to go out there on defense and start stuffing dudes.
Like, stuffing them in his mouth or…???
I’m not a STATS guy, but Russell Westbrook is on pace for 82 triple-doubles in 84 games this year. That’s crazy!!
He fucked around, and it was a good day.
Evening.
OY!!
I think Krieger is my favorite Archer character.
Original Krieger or clone replacement Krieger?
Yes.
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Obviously. I mean you’re both “doktors.”
Is it just me or does Max Kellerman look like a slightly gayer Aaron Rodgers?
So he’s “So deep in the closet he’s finding christmas presents” level of Aaron Rodgers?
Molly Qerim is the only reason to watch First Take
Who regrets their career choice more: Molly Qerim/First Take or Joy Taylor/Undisputed?
They probably have their own support group.
I’m so glad they trotted out SAS and not Skip Bayless for a late night screaming contest.
‘Welcome back to the First Take Half-Time Show…”
/immediately changes channel without looking
//winds up with gay-midget Schiesse porn’
“eh, still better”
Um, what channel did you flip to? Asking for a friend.
6969 apparently, but I have a really weird satellite.
How the hell hasnt Berman’s heart given out yet? His coronaries have to be massively clogged at this point?
Same reason that Dick Cheney is still alive, I would think.
God hates us?
So, pure fucking evil, then?
The only thing keeping him fit enough to survive is singing into the mirror along with Huey Lewis & The News.