I’m having a hell of a time starting the intro for this game-not because it doesn’t have its merits but because as I type my wife is cooking bacon. Is she making a BLT? Perhaps a chicken club sandwich? My mind is reeling at the possibilities. Umm, there’s only 4 more of these Monday Nighters left, folks. TO THE GAME!
GB/Phi-At one point the Pack was 4-2 and all the cheese was delicious and life-giving. Four straight losses later and the skies overhead are filled with Crestorcirrus, Lipitorstratus and Zocornimbus clouds. This looks to me like a ‘loser gets nothing’ game because Green Bay is 4-6 and the Eagles are 5-5 and stuck in a division with Dallas (not going to catch them) and the Giants (8-3) and the Redacteds (6-4-1). Major sports sites will tell you “it’s not over!” for the loser, “they could still win out!”. But c’mon, do either of these deeply-flawed teams have the wherewithal/talent to run the table? I’m shaking my head as well. Rb Sproles has a broken rib but is expected to play-how is that even possible? I expect that Smallwood will get the majority of the touches. Struggling rook qb Wentz should take some shots downfield-the last two qb’s to play against Green Bay’s complete mess of a secondary had ratings of +145. Oof!
There you have it-GIMMEE ALL YOU GOT!
Why is there so fucking sand on that field?
BECAUSE THE FANS KEEP GRAZING AT HALFTIME! AYOY!
Keeps the batteries from cracking open when they land.
Is that commercial about the NFC Champ that Brees lost to the Sexy Rexy Bears? Saints should’ve won, defeated the Colts in the Superb Owl. For the forst time.
With better play calling, the Bears would have won.
/not bitter
that and if perennial all-pro defensive tackle tommie harris wasn’t sidelined by a chopblock.
//still not bitter
///fuck the colts fans rooting for the cubs and blackhawks
sup goatlickers.
what has two thumbs and got a package that looks like this in the mail today:
THAT is a big-ass Toblerone!
OY!!
Me too!
I saw some Boyz 2 Men posted earlier, this cover somehow never showed up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTqL14T7I8M
“You know what guys, we can sing at the the bar like we always do”
“But drink, because I wanna drink”
I’ve seen that commercial 50 times and I still cant figure out whose’s house that supposed to be. Or whose car Rodgers just fucked up.
He and Clay co-habit.
If you look very closely, there’s a note on the bottom of the screen that says the fire is fictionalized just in case someone thought Aaron Rodgers’ actual house was burned down for an insurance commercial.
Hobart don’t look like that. Must be his California home.
Andre Rison? Bad Moon Rising? RIP, Chris Berman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6iRNVwslM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me87-0uZeSA
http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rone-12.gif
Gotta hit the hay. If the client cancels tomorrow’s meeting, I will gut them like a wild boar.
*Sneaks out to cut the power to jffozz’s town*
is your client by chance the ruler of the seven kingdoms?
Asking for a friend*
that friend is Ned Stark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAFg2TQk9v0&index=7&list=RDX5OqkD2OG-o
Double post? i thought we had guards against this?
It’s a glitch in the Matrix
I love how the narrator sounds like a wiseguy version of Richard Dreyfuss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAFg2TQk9v0&list=RDX5OqkD2OG-o&index=7
Refs trynna hit quota all of the sudden?
It’s November 28. My house is decorated for Xmas. My wife has finally snapped.
And she MOVED THE FUCKING BOURBON BOTTLES because they were “in the way” of her “decorations.”
So I said, “You know, I could remove your head because it’s in the way of the rest of my life, but I won’t.”
You can move in, but I insist on still charging you rent.
It’ll be fun. We’ll make our own version of “Shut Up, Little Man”
Whoever keeps whistling needs to fucking cut it out. Your dog isnt in the stands dipshit.
Dogwhistles? But the election’s over
How in fuck did the word “muff” come to be associated with “punt”?
Wait, replace that p with a c and you have the answer.
“Muff? Ewwwwwwwwwww” – A.Aron
@Spur – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGUdO7mCCo0
It’s on the YOU, but thank you DFO for censoring that for me.
AND I had to log in again. It’s ironic that I apparently got booted for posting a youtube video with titties, but it’s the censored version of the song.
Mrs. Spur approves
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1929995/felicity-jones-o.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/4b4935ca363b59f2fc98cfff3e8fc193/tumblr_n9wk1vpND71skto7oo3_250.gif
Who dat?
I’ll be disappointed if Eagles fans dont start chucking batteries
So I was just browsing Amazon and saw a pair of underwear that has dedicated pouches for the cock and balls. I ordered a pair because why not?
Balls Of Steel would have reviewed them for you if you’d asked.
But my balls are mere flesh.
Guys. Crimetown is an awesome podcast about mafioso.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/crimetown/id1170959623?mt=2
Packer’s Bench: “The last time we saw this many batteries laying around, a Radio Shack had exploded.”
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1664162/felicity-jones-o.gif
I can’t look at Felicity Jones without seeing one of the wives from The Unit, and it’s really annoying.
Ah. Audrey Marie Anderson.
What are the odds that Assassin’s Creed is any good? 0%? -100%?
Any story where they try to make an assassin into one of the good guys is guaranteed to be bad.
You’re dead to me.
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN JOHN WICK!?
Its 50-50 IMO.
Pollockdown!
/closes screen door on his solar power submarine
The blizt gets ’em every time
Shush! Now come turn this ladder, I’m changing this light bulb.
I’m a liberal. The world revolves around me.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcnvpqqNg1r516t3.gif
So Michael Fassbender is gonna help random people out to upgrade his shit right?
That ass shot is known as “presenting” in the animal kingdom.
ok, who’s gonna clean up all that jism all over thos WI teevee screens??
KUUUUUUU… wait a minute
Not enough slow mo Rodgers butt shots
“And now we take you to a close up of Aaron Rodgers’ ass.”
Butt fuck it.
The extended ass shot is Rodgers contract to attract potential partners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXdu3pwT4ps
Just finished American Horror Story: Coven. Ye gods.
Nice to see the Eagles losing, since the fucking cunt that fucked over my cousin is a Philly fan. So, you know, fuck her and the Eagles.
That’s only four degrees.
I’ve heard coven is by far the weakest of the batch. I’ve watched hotel and this last one.
Not as good as what I’ve seen so far: Horror House and Asylum, the opening shot for hte last episode was fucking money
“Ugh its gonna be that kind if night” – Olivia Munn, as she accepts that its going to be yet another night where she uses the strap on.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/7560ec74c351ccab462659708c109820/tumblr_nwfxznzcLG1u08gzyo1_400.gif http://68.media.tumblr.com/b07b052366d898ce21e6de87869d3df8/tumblr_nwfxznzcLG1u08gzyo2_400.gif
She seems… cold.
She needs a hug
She is halfway to the proper way to stave off hypothermia.
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/Nicnever/00%20J/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt/JenniferHewitt-Suburbans004a.gif
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/japan-skating-rink-slammed-for-freezing-5000-fish/ar-AAkQ76n?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Yeah. There’s a reason all the good gifs are from twenty years ago.
How many times you need to say that? No one cares.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxvqugIIyJ1r43tm8o1_500.gif
Cutting to the chase
http://coed.com/2015/02/04/felicity-jones-hottest-gifs-theory-of-everything-star-wars/#!gallery-inline-embed-816879-816880-1
The rookie head coach of a team that’s never won a Super Bowl does something idiotic, and everyone is surprised? ONLY IN NEW YORK, KIDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlpeeU-keOY
Starks may be one of the least elusive RBs in the league.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/65b0be546396b3b47025d4b26e21d7db/tumblr_mlazsmbr311qbjvfco2_250.gif
He’ll never be a Lawrence Phillips ……
yet they give him the ball like 2 plays out of every 3, minimum
Yes because even though Montgomery shows more skill, he doesn’t have rb after his name.
That messy hair
http://i.imgur.com/UycW4NP.gif
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2016/11/28/your-all-is-not-well-in-wisconsin-or-anywhere-else-for-that-matter-monday-night-football-open-thread/comment-page-7/#comment-282325
STARS EN GOALLLL!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKO6XYXioc
Someone posted a picture of a woman who might be Lake Bell soooooooo….
I do lub me some Lake….. Bell.
“Those two yards are crucial”.
-Some Eagle idiot to a headset
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j8gwXcSF1rzc4g8o1_500.gif
why the fuck would you challenge that for 2 lousy yards?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2a4f7fb827cf9ea871fbe3aecd7e2b7c/tumblr_no1yiea3UK1s0ia04o4_1280.jpg
Pederson was coached by Reid in the past. Ppl forget that.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e80e337c1f35999cbe64be9bbafd9832/tumblr_ofdaju6kSR1vnd91vo1_1280.jpg
This is way sexier than the Felicity Jones gifs
How is Rodgers still walking after that vicious attack?
He’s a pro at blow jobs