This is it. It’s your next-to-last Monday Nighter of the season. To be honest, I don’t recall many of them but that’s just the way I dementia, er, roll. Far back in the day when I tended bar in a dining room spot, every Monday myself and all the male servers would turn away sit-down customers at 8pm and tell them that “Sorry, we’re done for the night but there’s a bar menu on the second floor”. One millisecond after the last table had left I was cashing out and running over to a bar by the name of “Tramps”. (the running joke at the time was that the owners were our ex-girlfriends-we were so clever back then) The shine has been off the rose for many a year now but some residue remains. I still get slightly pumped at the thought of a football game, any football game really, being played. I hope that many of you sorta, kinda feel that way as well. TO THE GAME!
Car/Was-The Panthers aren’t tanking but lb Kuechley is not playing despite being cleared from concussion whatchamacallit. As well, wr Benjamin will be in a limited role and de Johnson is not playing ce soir and most likely won’t be donning cleats for the remainder of the year. I wholeheartedly agree with this from both the player and the team’s perspective. Just let shit unfold, guard that draft spot and let the injured guys have some time off. Needless to say, many of the many injured Redacted players are being hustled back onto the field because of the possibility of getting to the next round. Rb Kelley should have his way with a broken down D-line that is still able to get to the qb but still gives up 3.7 ypc. If you have the slightest amount of interest in this game you’ve already come across numerous, “IT’S ALL ABOUT JOSH NORMAN PLAYING HIS OLD TEAM” articles so I’ll let that be.
That’s about it. TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT!
I drank enough to kill a normal person so I would pass out for the night, I got like 2-3 hours of sleep instead and am up at 3 in the morning ready to go out and have a normal day at work or school or any other place.
Booze rooster is a motherfucker
Good Christ, 300: Rise of an Empire was utter liquid shit. I’ve seen some bad, bad movies in my time, but, this wasn’t even riff-worthy. It was just awful. How do you make Eva Green simultaneously unattractive, and boring? That’s next-level bad; the kind they actually put thought into, as in, that was their goal.
This might make my top-three worst movies I’ve seen. It’s so bad, you can’t even make fun of it. That’s rare company. I found ways to make Batman & Robin, Troll 2, and Jason Goes to Hell (seriously, still the WORST movie I’ve ever seen) enjoyable by ripping on them. 300: Rise of an Empire is bland, pointless, and uninteresting.
THEY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE EVA GREEN UNHOT AND UNINTERESTING. FUCK THIS MOVIE.
The chicken I ate for dinner is pissed and is currently trying to murder me from the inside out.
Stay tuned.
rut roh
The cold sweats came and went. I’ve shat out everything in my body that can be. Now I’m just cramping like mad
Can we just start the playoffs now?
?w=400
Stop channeling me 20 games into the NHL season
Man, you really wanna see that Tom Savage playoff loss.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f7a718d371bda427320a5c835a848e93/tumblr_n3f8bxzU7c1qdrqovo7_r1_250.gif
The Wizard of Oz needed more explosions, ppl forget that.
Currently sitting on a plane at the departure gate at LAX. Seat 1A, which I believe makes me the senior passenger.
So pilot, co-pilot, four attendants, you’re 7th in command or something like that?
air marshal?
Something like that. Plus, I believe I am the designated spokesman for all the passengers if a press conference is held.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/3c6bed8081100f5cf8e0a12abe7d09e3/tumblr_nix4nhcHkm1tns24go1_400.gif
Watch out for Dildocopters
Don’t forget your jauntiest hat
Evening all, in a strange turn of events, I somehow defeated Dok in the yahoo league.
Naturally the one “non-money” league I’m in is the only one I reach the postseason.
The final is brocky’s boys vs I win at losing, who I’m starting to think has a very misleading name.
the two have clashed once earlier in the year, with brocky edging out the win by a mere 2.64 points, his thinnest margin of victory during the season.
I look forward to a nice christmas week of half assedely stressing about my lineup.
Shit I have to lose to Zymm next week to get 4th place.
you poor thing…
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d68b72f2100ef0f85c63dfbb0ad8b385/tumblr_o2xkyb2RKJ1rpjk8ao1_500.png
Congrats. Is that the team who MTWV didn’t know who runs it, probably TSG?
shit, i still don’t know who half that league is.
Games over?
Oh, somebody go find Sill, btw. I saw an AT&T commercial tonight and felt clingy n junk.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f816db16393aca20da65041787d43217/tumblr_oi07smkpHW1sjeutzo1_500.gif
Go to him. Tell him how you feel.
Needs more !!!!!
OK, that was fucking funny.
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I will now get more drunk and watch Netflix shows I have already watched. Tonight is Luke Cage.. Have a nice night people taking off
“The OA” – I haven’t watched it yet I’m just looking for a 2nd opinion on if it’s worth watching.
It’s okay, but my guess is that it’s not something any other DFOer would like.
And then message sister’s best friend? (Sorry, you’re gonna get razzed now, them’s the rules.)
She is a doctoral student at Columbia in physics, I will not bug her at late hours… until I know her full schedule, then I will bug her at any hour I know is ok.
https://xkcd.com/474/
You will not regret that choice. Luke Cage is/was the shit.
I am watching the ep where he has a prison beard. I look at my shameful beard I am growing and it makes his more majestic.
VontazeMeBro’s Bungles preview is eerily prescient. https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2016/09/01/vontazemebros-2016-cincinnati-bengals-preview/
Happy Festivus, you bastards. I have a lot of grievances, but none with you
… yet.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/b335aa588a2cae9b002f58992480b1dc/tumblr_oicwu8NUit1ubqzvto1_500.gif
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ocean_at_the_End_of_the_Lane
Give it time.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/23ce32973ae55cb9a5fc4baa5480c6fc/tumblr_oig1v2bntz1r4pkz0o1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFXuZF-uC30