Your “The Carolina Panthers Lay Down With The Lambs” Monday Night Football Open Thread

This is it. It’s your next-to-last Monday Nighter of the season. To be honest, I don’t recall many of them but that’s just the way I dementia, er, roll. Far back in the day when I tended bar in a dining room spot, every Monday myself and all the male servers would turn away sit-down customers at 8pm and tell them that “Sorry, we’re done for the night but there’s a bar menu on the second floor”. One millisecond after the last table had left I was cashing out and running over to a bar by the name of “Tramps”. (the running joke at the time was that the owners were our ex-girlfriends-we were so clever back then) The shine has been off the rose for many a year now but some residue remains. I still get slightly pumped at the thought of a football game, any football game really, being played. I hope that many of you sorta, kinda feel that way as well. TO THE GAME!

Car/Was-The Panthers aren’t tanking but lb Kuechley is not playing despite being cleared from concussion whatchamacallit. As well, wr Benjamin will be in a limited role and de Johnson is not playing ce soir and most likely won’t be donning cleats for the remainder of the year. I wholeheartedly agree with this from both the player and the team’s perspective. Just let shit unfold, guard that draft spot and let the injured guys have some time off. Needless to say, many of the many injured Redacted players are being hustled back onto the field because of the possibility of getting to the next round. Rb Kelley should have his way with a broken down D-line that is still able to get to the qb but still gives up 3.7 ypc. If you have the slightest amount of interest in this game you’ve already come across numerous, “IT’S ALL ABOUT JOSH NORMAN PLAYING HIS OLD TEAM” articles so I’ll let that be.

That’s about it. TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT!

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I drank enough to kill a normal person so I would pass out for the night, I got like 2-3 hours of sleep instead and am up at 3 in the morning ready to go out and have a normal day at work or school or any other place.

Unsurprised

Booze rooster is a motherfucker

WCS

Good Christ, 300: Rise of an Empire was utter liquid shit. I’ve seen some bad, bad movies in my time, but, this wasn’t even riff-worthy. It was just awful. How do you make Eva Green simultaneously unattractive, and boring? That’s next-level bad; the kind they actually put thought into, as in, that was their goal.

This might make my top-three worst movies I’ve seen. It’s so bad, you can’t even make fun of it. That’s rare company. I found ways to make Batman & Robin, Troll 2, and Jason Goes to Hell (seriously, still the WORST movie I’ve ever seen) enjoyable by ripping on them. 300: Rise of an Empire is bland, pointless, and uninteresting.

THEY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE EVA GREEN UNHOT AND UNINTERESTING. FUCK THIS MOVIE.

Unsurprised

The chicken I ate for dinner is pissed and is currently trying to murder me from the inside out.

Stay tuned.

WCS

rut roh

Unsurprised

The cold sweats came and went. I’ve shat out everything in my body that can be. Now I’m just cramping like mad

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can we just start the playoffs now?

ALXMAC

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Stop channeling me 20 games into the NHL season

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Man, you really wanna see that Tom Savage playoff loss.

Senor Weaselo

The Wizard of Oz needed more explosions, ppl forget that.

Brick Meathook

Currently sitting on a plane at the departure gate at LAX. Seat 1A, which I believe makes me the senior passenger.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

So pilot, co-pilot, four attendants, you’re 7th in command or something like that?

Brocky

air marshal?

Brick Meathook

Something like that. Plus, I believe I am the designated spokesman for all the passengers if a press conference is held.

Unsurprised

Watch out for Dildocopters
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Unsurprised

Don’t forget your jauntiest hat
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Brocky

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Brocky

Evening all, in a strange turn of events, I somehow defeated Dok in the yahoo league.

Naturally the one “non-money” league I’m in is the only one I reach the postseason.

The final is brocky’s boys vs I win at losing, who I’m starting to think has a very misleading name.

the two have clashed once earlier in the year, with brocky edging out the win by a mere 2.64 points, his thinnest margin of victory during the season.

I look forward to a nice christmas week of half assedely stressing about my lineup.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Shit I have to lose to Zymm next week to get 4th place.

Brocky

you poor thing…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

Congrats. Is that the team who MTWV didn’t know who runs it, probably TSG?

Brocky

shit, i still don’t know who half that league is.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Games over?

Oh, somebody go find Sill, btw. I saw an AT&T commercial tonight and felt clingy n junk.

Senor Weaselo

Go to him. Tell him how you feel.

ALXMAC

Needs more !!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, that was fucking funny.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will now get more drunk and watch Netflix shows I have already watched. Tonight is Luke Cage.. Have a nice night people taking off

ALXMAC

“The OA” – I haven’t watched it yet I’m just looking for a 2nd opinion on if it’s worth watching.

Unsurprised

It’s okay, but my guess is that it’s not something any other DFOer would like.

Senor Weaselo

And then message sister’s best friend? (Sorry, you’re gonna get razzed now, them’s the rules.)

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

She is a doctoral student at Columbia in physics, I will not bug her at late hours… until I know her full schedule, then I will bug her at any hour I know is ok.

Senor Weaselo
Beerguyrob

You will not regret that choice. Luke Cage is/was the shit.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am watching the ep where he has a prison beard. I look at my shameful beard I am growing and it makes his more majestic.

Unsurprised
Dunstan

Happy Festivus, you bastards. I have a lot of grievances, but none with you

Mr. Ayo

… yet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Give it time.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh