Den/KC-The O’s of both these teams have a lot to answer for and Alex Smith is doing his best. Pressed on his unit’s failure to score he blurfed up this mighty gem-“We’ve got to play better.” I wonder if he emphasized the “We”, the “Got”, the “Play” or the “Better”? It really makes a difference you know. KC has scored a microscopic nine points in the the 3rd and 4th quarters of their last three games. Laughing are we Broncos?-not so fast. Just pick any offensive category, go ahead. Well, they’re like 21st, 24th, 29th or 30th-ranked-doesn’t matter which one you opted for. That said, the Broncs get into the playoffs (they won’t) if and only if all these things happen. If they beat the Chiefs, Ravens beat Steelers and then the Bengals, the Pats beat the Fins and the Chiefs beat the Chargers it’s a done deal. They’ll have to do it without lb Marshall, te’s Derby and Green, safety Ward and possibly de Wolfe tonight though. That’s a heck of an uphill climb. I’m rooting for them because an Andy Reid team without Jamaal Charles is a boring team meant to put small children to sleep. “Ethan, it’s 8:30. Quit running around and watch this game with me”. [carries child off to bed 15 minutes later]
No Monday Nighter tomorrow-this is all you’ve got until Saturday so make it count. COMMENTERS…COMMENT!!!
For some reason, I’m less bothered by the fact that Tecmo Bo is allowed to drive an SUV on the field than the fact that it wasn’t a safety when he ran out to the parking lot.
I guess what I’m saying is, I really love safeties. Do we have a God of Safeties?
“Steve Atwater?”
-Hippo
¡The Donks have life!
Not much, mind you, but it’s something
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remember there is Lesser Footy tomorrow! wake up early if you want to make Fat Sam jokes
I have to run out to ‘no internet’-land and face the wrath of my wife tomorrow.
/do you know how difficult it is for me to not drink, comment with you guys and then pass out?
I hate those fat fucks in Arrowhead so goddamned much
Did no one tell Denver’s D that they were going to working this Christmas?
seems like on strike to protest the offense…
If KC scores a TD here this game is over right?
Oh I think we’re well past that point.
Looks that way…
Elway says neigh.
wait fuck we’re only in the second quarter what the fuck is going on with this game
Who’s lonlier, the Unabomber or the KC wider receivers coach?
There’s so much going on here. Why is the lamp askew?
Yeah. The lamp.
That’s what I’d focus on.
There’s no “U” in humour south of the Canadian border apparently.
I dunno Broncs; I might try and double Kelce from here on out.
did you mean cripple? edit, then I shall rikey
I say ‘tomato’, you say ‘felony assault’
So did Paxton Lynch fuck Bojack Horseman’s daughter? Why hasnt he started yet?
He has started. He was fucking terrible.
he has…and he’s worse
well, I finished Hippo Thoughts so I can concentrate on MAH GODDAMNED DRINKING
Just a fantastic post.
Checking down on a flea-flicker is the most Alex Smith thing I’ve ever seen Trevor Siemian do.
he is basically a Costco knockoff Alex Smith
In order for Denver to get in the play-off they’re going to need a stroke of epic good fortune and that doesn’t seem likely for Kubiak.
An epic stroke seems highly likely for Andy Reid.
It bothers me that Alex Smith will get credit for a 80 yard touchdown even though the ball barely traveled a yard forward in the air.
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I expect Andy Reid to start challenging his team’s TDs any minute now. There’s simply no way he’s going to put up with this much success.
Jyve Turkey!
It’s almost like Andy Reid figured out that it’s a good idea to get the ball to the talented guys.
I’m pretty sure Collinsworth’s fantasy league prize include strippers and copious amounts of blow
Running really fast is a pretty good offensive strategy.
GRITTY TOUCHDOWN
Seems unlikely that the Denver defense will be talking much shit in the locker room tonight.
I don’t really even believe that the Broncos offense as currently constituted can score three touchdowns in one game, so if the Chiefs lead goes to three touchdowns I’m just going to leave.
You’re going to leave Denver?
He’ll never leave Denver again; didn’t you follow his epic live-tweet of ‘Oregon Trail’?
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I will say this – we did DAMNED GOOD drafting safeties this past go-round.
Really?
womp womp ME
Collinsworth just admitted to gambling with Warren Sapp.
There’s gotta be a whole series of stories there.
Chris is still waiting to collect on that “Which one of us will go bankrupt?” bet
My wife in a Santa hat > Von Miller in a Santa hat.
Trust me on this one.
That’s not her…
Being shittered drunk plus my livestream being like 2 minutes behind real time means I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but it’s not like that’s any different from the rest of my life anyways.
¡Yay Donks!
Smith gifts a dead duck to the Broncs secondary for Xmas.
SHIT. Motherfucker needed to try harder to get in the end zone.
Fuck yeah Simmonds.
“Shit did I forget to turn the weather machine off?” –
Adam Gase.
Donks did good?
There’s the boner pill Hippo needed!
Shit did I forget to turn the weather machine off?” –
Adam Gase.
Let me guess: Colquitt’s college on the intro was BYU, wasn’t it?
Tennessee. Same state he’s from. So the LDS confirmation bias will have to wait apparently
Hey Colquitt. Fuck all your kids names. HARD.
Thank you. Parents that name all their kids by the same first letter or by deliberately obscure monikers are full of themselves.
That family is so white, Archie Manning said “what a bunch of jive honkies.”
Yeah, NBC. Just keep showing a bewildered Von Miller.
Hey Donks
Damnit, really going to miss Jenna. Of course, I thought that about Karen Gillam, too. But I’m not sure the newest companion is as superficially pleasing.
Tyreek Hill is “his own fireworks show!”
He sure is Al; just ask his ex.
Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes has an app for that.
Elway is thinking about how to sign Romo right now.
Tomorrow he will. Right NOW Elway is probably just thinking about which liquor stores are open tonight.
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I was just thinking it’s a damn shame we can’t put photos on the banner.
Holy shit, folks. I haven’t been this drunk on Christmas since… Last year, I bet.
Hope everyone’s having a great day.
“Maryanne from behind on the beach!”
/my Gilligans Island/Clue/Porn mashup is going to be fantastic!