Your “The Regular Season Is Over? Tell Me It’s Not Over.” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

We did it again. The Little Blog That Could made it through a 2nd regular season with most of its dignity and all of its humour intact. Not a small achievement given the obstacles-Wordpress and Roger Goodell, take your place at the front of the line. You done real good, all youse peoples that wander by here on a regular or not so regular basis. Kudos! TO THE GAME!

GB/Det– An interesting NFC North game that has significant consequences for both teams? 2017, you are a cheeky minx, aren’t you? Look, this game speaks for itself. I can be a sarcastic bastage as much as I want but truth be told, the winning of this game means a shit-ton to both sides. Just let it be a good one.

I’m out. YOU BE YOU IN THE COMMENTS!

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Spur

Tate was wide open. WTF Fatso!

Romonobyl

JEROME!!!!
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Shogun Marcus

Oooh! We get sassy ladies man ref!

Curse of Marino

Its almost apologetic with the way players say that they went to Miami of Ohio.

“No not the fun one, the boring, ice ass cold one.”

Spur

What are the 3 signs in the crowd for? Number of deaths today?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sherlock is paused. I am gonna watch this game first I guess. I am mixing whiskey shots far too often and beers in between. I may end up watching it tomorrow if I get too drunk

Romonobyl

I gave up shots years ago when my liver filed a restraining order.

JustStopDude

Is it me, or does Aaron Rodgers goes down real fast when a man has his arms wrapped around him?

Spur

I wishes the refs wouldn’t blow the whistle so soon.

Curse of Marino

THAT AARON RODGERS I CALL HIM A GREASED UP DILDO BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY WAY HE’S EVER BEEN INSIDE OF OLIVIA MUNN

Curse of Marino

GRATUITOUS MAN ASS SHOT

Spur
Romonobyl

“Matt Stafford – Old Country Buffet”.

Doktor Zymm

I reiterate. CLAY MATHEWS IS NOT ATTRACTIVE HE IS SUPER CREEPY

Doktor Zymm

EEEEHHHEHEWWWW

Doktor Zymm

Just as a reality check, Kirk Cousins is actually a mediocre QB, right? I see him over or underthrowing talented receivers, and I know the receiving corps as a whole is super talented…..but I’m not just throwing the mediocre performance of the team on him like Bears fans do with Cutler, right? He actually is visibly mediocre? (And yes, I’m aware the D needs work, but I’m only talking O here, i.e. should Kirk get paid)

Shogun Marcus

From what I’ve seen and heard, which is admittedly limited, he’s shown flashes but not enough to warrant the payday. How much that’s on him alone I dunno. If Snyder reverts to form he gets paid.

Romonobyl

He’d fit in perfectly in Houston, if it existed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

I’m surprised the last game of the regular season has any significance, it’s usually a battle for draft position.

Romonobyl

This would be a great time to bring Barry Sanders out of retirement.

Doktor Zymm

DOOOO ITTT FUCK LIONS OF DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Spur

Fuck Kirk cousins for making this game less interesting than it could have been.

Doktor Zymm

You only need the first three words of that sentence.

Romonobyl

She can’t go fishing in those boots, they’d leak something terrible.

Curse of Marino
Doktor Zymm

Advantage of Cal’s retirement,fewer TDs overturned due to the Cal Johnson rule.

Spur

If you want to stop Aaron Rodgers ask him to describe a vagina.

Spur

Dallas Cowboys #1 seed. Team is healthy. Romo smiling. Double J is going to fuck tonight.

Curse of Marino

When Matt Stafford scores, does that count as a Fat Man TD?

Shogun Marcus

A Von Butterscotch…sundae…
/runs away

Doktor Zymm

So, Matt Stafford looks like he has lipstick on, but I think he just has weirdly pigmented lipsl

Doktor Zymm

And angry!

Curse of Marino

Dont care in playoffs, Suh could have at least tried to eat Brady’s face.

JustStopDude

Thanks to Ancestry dot com, I found out that I am 26% native American…and I bring that up nonstop to people now. Friends, family, random strangers…I lord it over everyone!

Doktor Zymm

GOOOO FUCK LIONS OF DESTINY!

And because I want them to win, they won’t.

Spur

Chargers or Jags need to move to Vegas.

rockingdog

Joke: The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard.

Spur

Please Lions make the Packers cry. Please.

JustStopDude

“The Mick”….

THE NOPE!

Doktor Zymm

So….I’m kind of resigned to the horribleness that is a Dallas/NE Super Bowl. BUT. BUT. I realized this would be the Cow/Pat Bowl, and a cow pat is just a nice name for cow shit. MANURE BOWL.

Shogun Marcus

A fitting end. What murka deserves but doesn’t realize.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

Dinner was fucking delicious.

One if the things I’m most proud to do is carrying on my family food traditions.

Somewhere my Grandmommy is smiling.

And if there is a heaven she’s drinking some beers.

rockingdog
rockingdog

Im sad now.

JustStopDude

Shannon Sharpe having a talk show makes as much sense as Johnny Manziel running a rehab center.

JustStopDude

Saints prove that Defense is entirely optional for a meandering, shitty team…

ballsofsteelandfury

You could have stopped after “optional”.

blaxabbath

It’s 54. I’m putting on a ski suit and going for a jog to get these new years resolution going.

JustStopDude

I come not to praise Blaxabbath…but to bury him…

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think I can sneak the new Sherlock into this break here and only miss a quarter. See you in 90 min

Shogun Marcus

Is not til 8…that I know of.

blaxabbath

Rams players have quit on this franchise the way this franchise quit on St Louis.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The lady and I are going out for pizza and beer. To hastening the end times!

Sharkbait

Definitely going to go make gnocchi. Be back for the late game

Shogun Marcus

The Redacteds made my evening viewing decisions much easier. I can watch Sherlock premiere on public welfare and then catch up after. Huzzah!
/sorry Dok

Doktor Zymm

*sigh* It’s okay, despite the anger I really gave up a couple weeks ago

Shogun Marcus

I gave up before thanksgiving. The inevitable hurts less now.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I see you have the same plan as me. I got mine downloaded so I can start now.

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