Your “The Regular Season Is Over? Tell Me It’s Not Over.” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

We did it again. The Little Blog That Could made it through a 2nd regular season with most of its dignity and all of its humour intact. Not a small achievement given the obstacles-Wordpress and Roger Goodell, take your place at the front of the line. You done real good, all youse peoples that wander by here on a regular or not so regular basis. Kudos! TO THE GAME!

GB/Det– An interesting NFC North game that has significant consequences for both teams? 2017, you are a cheeky minx, aren’t you? Look, this game speaks for itself. I can be a sarcastic bastage as much as I want but truth be told, the winning of this game means a shit-ton to both sides. Just let it be a good one.

I’m out. YOU BE YOU IN THE COMMENTS!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Cake donuts are an abomination.

Do your taxes, people.

King Hippo

NO HOLLYWOO ACTOR would ever eat an actual donut, cake or no…

WCS
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Note the first comment time. He fucked with the timestamp and made that comment 3 hours ago

Shogun Marcus

The Packers are having open calls for secondary in lieu of snow shovelers.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

How is there a whole quarter left at 10 pm? Did I miss a 15 minute ref timeout like happened in one of the earlier games (I admit I forget which)

ballsofsteelandfury

Y’all may think I started off the year doing crazy drugs, but Arnold was not a bad governor.

Petronel

He’s got more experience with government than the previous host…

Mr. Ayo
King Hippo

ppl forget that

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think I am just done with NBC, replacing Trump with Arnold and it will get ratings by fucking idiots. I will steal a European feed of NFL games from now on.

Mr. Ayo

Don’t forget Snooki. True business person.

ballsofsteelandfury

There you go!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public

King Hippo

America. It had a good run.

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

Aaron is a big fan of the guys assuming the position.

Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

Favorite part of that picture:

Little boy hiding behind the couch.

Second favorite:

Smoked Salmon

theeWeeBabySeamus

For me, the correct answer is always Woodhouse.

Petronel

Just realized that Archer has Jeff Saturday eyes.

laserguru

Aaron promised one of these refs a free beard ride.

You have to decide which one!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yup….tWBS knows that look a little too well.

Spur

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Shogun Marcus

Sherlock done, I am back.
We had any cooter sightings yet?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Tell me when it’s safe!”

– Aaron Rodgers, squeezing his eyes shut.

Unsurprised

Fuck this shit.

Spur

Eat a pussy Rodgers!

Horatio Cornblower

I once had a job installing irrigation systems which required us to get up at ungodly early hours and drive across the state and if anyone had ever shaken me awake on one of those morning drives I would have cheerfully murdered them.

So fuck you Brad Paisley.

Spur

Why is Nick Perry allowed to have a club?

Curse of Marino

Is there some sort f banner quote archive? Because that is a good one.

Horatio Cornblower

Holy shit I want that banner quote carved on a tombstone.

Not mine though; I don’t give that much of a shit about football. Maybe for that one crazy Cowboys fan/friend I had in high school. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.

Brick Meathook

RADAR 2 means throw it to the coach

Curse of Marino

Mahrk Wahllberg

The Maestro

Of course, the drawback of watching Sky Sports is that they have ads like these on… Unless you’re into that sort of thing (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

laserguru

I decided to watch the Good the Bad and the Ugly during half time.

It was a wise decision.

Eli Wallach is the least passable Mexican ever.

Shots?

SHOTS!!!

Brick Meathook

Charleton Heston anyone?

laserguru

Get your paws off of me you damn dirty gringo!

Horatio Cornblower

Better than the gay German they had playing the Apache chief in ‘The Searchers’, which by the way might be the most over-rated movie I’ve ever seen.

Other than the cinematography, which is incredible. The acting, on the other hand, is ass start to finish.

Brick Meathook

Mickey Rooney as a Jap. Racism is a horrible thing.

Horatio Cornblower

ooh, that’s a good one.

King Hippo

Interestingly, Sky Sports is apparently narrative-laden drivel for Euro-footy, whereas NBCSN’s coverage of the Prem is universally (and fairly, in my opinion) lauded as excellent.

It’s only where the “home” network goes outside of its comfort zone that it ends up doing good work, apparently.

Unsurprised

Pretty much

Spur

Rodgers is so slippery………….wait that sounds wrong.

Unsurprised

It came out wrong

Spur

That’s not a good sign for Montgomery to be limping with no contact.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s my fault for wishing ill upon Montgomery; I should have specified that I meant the city.

Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

How many openings do we have already? I count:

Rams – Fisher
Jags – No idea
Bills – Rex
49ers – Chip

Anyone I’m missing?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I thought we only cared about three openings

ballsofsteelandfury

You already got your banner quote. Try to save some for next week.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think my Browns joke was way better than today’s rant, but who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth, Matthew Broderick?

Horatio Cornblower

Stop, stop, you’re going to sprain something!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Chargers

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Old dickbag from the Giants for the Jags I thought was the consensus

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Misread that, nm me.

Mr. Ayo

Denver too

ballsofsteelandfury

Has it been announced? I know it’s the hot rumor, but I haven’t heard anything.

laserguru

Chargers.

Duchess

How did I miss that Lily from ATT is the playwright on This Is Us.. yeah the GF likes to watch that show.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Chip Kelly is very confused as to why he was fired before getting to coach the Niners in a bowl game this year.

The Maestro

In light of the inevitable house-cleaning that Jim Irsay will be doing to the Colts’ football ops staff tomorrow, I suspect we’ll be referring to his former head coach as Cuck Pagano immediately afterwards.

Spur

Coughlin to the 49ers?

WCS

I’d like to see that, just for the possibility of Coughlin punching Jed York in the throat.

The Maestro

I’ve been watching a Sky Sports stream for this game and it’s kicking NBC’s ass so hard. Seriously, I have no idea how they’re even still in business anymore.

Unsurprised

They own Comcast`

Duchess

Comcast owns them

Unsurprised

Oops. Point being that Comcast and the fucked-up nature of cable and broadcast quasi-monopolies.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

In honor of Sill, I’m going for the flip:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Worth it

Big Black Richard

That’s hypnotic. I may starve to death, because getting up and getting some food would require that I stop looking at that gif.

Spur

The Browns are taking Myles Garrett right?

Spur

Rodgers crying for a roughing the passer flag
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Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised
Curse of Marino

Re: McCoy firing

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laserguru

“These Lions are getting their yords the hoard way.”

– Cris Collinsworth.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What the tape on Matt Stafford’s hands looked like before his pre game snack:

http://www.themoviescene.co.uk/reviews/_img/1883-2.jpg

Duchess

BTW if you haven’t seen the Vice Special on partisan politics it’s really damn good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyloY0AexbM

Col. Duke LaCross

Really good, and really depressing. We’ve really hit the point of no return.

King Hippo

yes we are all gonna die now. Because some people thought it was funny to vote for the moron, and other people wanted to have a temper tantrum.

Unsurprised

It can always get worse.

King Hippo

I think Golden Taint was legitimately frightened by that drunken honky mofo who wouldn’t release his forearm…

Curse of Marino

“Taint? No I’m more of a shaft man” – A.ARon.

Spur

GO FUCK LIONS!

King Hippo

OF. DESTINY!!!

Curse of Marino

Did you guys know the offense looks like the Peyton Manning offense? They haven’t mentioned it enough tonight just making sure

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m watching this game on mute. Feel good about that decision.

WCS

Introducing your new head coach for the 2017 Los Angeles Chargers, Chip Kelly!

Unsurprised

Los Angeles Hipsters

ballsofsteelandfury

They wouldn’t have to change the logo much. Just make them white hair braids.

Curse of Marino

Its going to be Jeff Fisher.

Curse of Marino

Bud light: our beer is shit but we put something you like on the can.

King Hippo

anytime someone asks for an explanation of what “marketing” is, one should always reply “Bud Light.”

Gratliff

Chip Kelly now officially two Outback Steakhouse Presents The Sirius XM Bowl losses away from becoming the new OC for Fresno State.