We did it again. The Little Blog That Could made it through a 2nd regular season with most of its dignity and all of its humour intact. Not a small achievement given the obstacles-Wordpress and Roger Goodell, take your place at the front of the line. You done real good, all youse peoples that wander by here on a regular or not so regular basis. Kudos! TO THE GAME!
GB/Det– An interesting NFC North game that has significant consequences for both teams? 2017, you are a cheeky minx, aren’t you? Look, this game speaks for itself. I can be a sarcastic bastage as much as I want but truth be told, the winning of this game means a shit-ton to both sides. Just let it be a good one.
I’m out. YOU BE YOU IN THE COMMENTS!
Gray. Seems apt.
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The demeanor should be “Rapey”
There’s a pussy joke in here somewhere.
Would Clay Matthews have held onto that ball if he weren’t hideously ugly?
So basically Emerald City is a shitty network version of Game of Thrones.
I can’t look at anything vaguely medieval or historical without thinking that to be honest.
Vikings? Game of thrones ripoff
Black sails? Game of thrones ripoff
The hobbit? Made dwarves cool again. Game of thrones ripoff.
Spartacus? Boons and politcs? Game of thrones ripoff. Doesn’t matter if the Spartacus legend is thousands of years old or debuted before GoT.
boons and politics?
Fuck you auto correct. Boobs has been written on this device a minimum of 8 thousand times. Stop trying to censor me!
Did some trademark just end on Tecmo? Seeing Bo in two commercials with Tecmo in one break is fucking weird.
Chip Kelly is free to go back to college now, it appears…
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So if (when) Romo gets sold/traded/retires/moves to Bangkok to give that “ladyboy” thing a try, whatever shall I do for a new DFO name?
Submissions will be accepted at the start of the 2017 NFL preseason, the winner will receive a free reach-around from my perverted uncle with the perpetual cold sores. GOOD LUCK!
Daktaster
Some names are timeless
Good call, I think I’ll keep it.
Oh can’t wait for all the “Bring the Illinois boy back home to the Bears” talk.
Keep it as some kind of memorial
True, some things will last forever. Will we ever forget “butt-fumble”?
Marc Trestman has spent the last year offering children candy somewhere, I say stick with the classic name
Dakushima.
Dakashima
We actually have an entire thread of potential usernames; we’ll post it someday when something we do goes viral and there are a lot of new faces turning up.
No more Chip Kelly. Oregon should have waited.
who’s still hiring?
I don’t get the impression he’s welcome back in Eugene
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Do you think Rodgers gets defensive every time he mishears a teammate complain about another flag on the Packers?
I imagine this as he walks off
A hold call on the Packers?
DRINK!
There is no South Detroit Steve Perry, unless you were born and raised in a fucking river.
Murkans have no use for geography.
Every time I see that Apple commercial I want the old fuck to crack his head on the bottom of the pool.
You just know that old fucker likes to walk around the locker room naked and stretch. Probably has another song dedicated to that.
And he uses the hair dryer on his balls
I’d prefer it if the young girl he’s trying to impress sent him a video of herself getting railed by her twenty-five year old boyfriend. One that is really, really heavy on the ballsack cam angle.
He also needs to be blacker than midnight.
I’ll allow it.
Holy hell I’m catching up on the days game… I am half a mind to write up a 9 circles of leasts and give them all to the Bills for that dumb ass kick return.
It was like the JEST transferred their collective JESTness to Buffalo for a single play.
BRING BACK MATT
Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof, tv timeout routine. Really gets my nipples hard for more hot NFL action when my team sucks, the commissioner is fining someone for special cleats, a star player beat his pregnant girlfriend, my favorite former player blows his fucking brain out due to CTE, and I’m not sure if I can keep supporting this sport. That’s what keeps me going, the excitement of a touchdown and a kickoff broken up by several commercials for dick drugs, cars, and fascism.
The NFL sucks and Roger Goodell is a national disgrace.
“Application Denied.”
-Trump Government
We’ll let you work with one on a trial basis.
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White guys in Philly are racist? This must be Bizarro World
GO FUCK LIONS! OF DESTINY!
Okay, this is great.
That cat needs to be 30 pounds heavier.
His face at least
No, I thought that. Then I realized Cat Stafford would be a Maine Coon. They’re normal-sized kittens but then after a few months they become massive and never stop.
RUN THE DANG BALL
Just give it to Zenner
As you wish
I feel like I need a ceremonial act of nonsense just to start the year/end the regular season/celebrate a new day/get the fuck out of the house.
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Burn all your underwear.
Butt butt butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxl-TNZwgOc
Yes! This was my thought exactly!
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Seahawks by 2.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I don’t think I’ve bought a bag of skittles since they started that skittlespox commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJG6SLpaqfM&app=desktop
What’s up, fuckasses?
The usual. You?
Slept for 3-4 hours because I went into a cookie coma and now I’m weird.
NOW you’re weird?
Oh yeah
I havent seen a Polack run that hard since September 1st 1939
if Republicans got the Natural born citizen clause overturned to allow Schwarzenegger to run against a sitting President Trump in 2020. Would Schwarzenegger win the nomination and Presidency?
you really think we ever gon’ vote again??
Yes
Depends on whether Jeff Probst mounts a third party run
the WAS/NYG result may have been irrelevant, this may be a gentlemens’ agreement scoreless draw.
I’ma gonna watch “Taken” for the same reason that I watch “Network”. “The Speech” is absolutely amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuBe93FMiJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZINu-IC7eVw
see, Jim Caldwell’s Fuck Lions of Destiny are takin’ a dive!!
PRAISE SHAN’KHOR!
Lions DNA still intact!
SHANK’HOR BE PRAISED
Spanos: Mike, you’re fired. There’s the fucking door.
McCoy: Hey, that door is just doing the best that it can with what it has. /Walks face first into it and tears ACL
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When Bulls are fucking, and they shit, that’s this call
Please we don’t need a Stafford Ass Cam
The worst thing about Carr breaking his leg is that it takes the expected disappointment of a Raiders playoff loss and stretches it out over two full weeks.
definitely looks like both teams agree with me. Going to SEA not a bad deal as opposed to hosting Los Gigantes.
“So you’re saying it’s a conspiracy?” — Pete Carroll
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*Jeff Ireland instinctively looks skyward even though he has no idea why*
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What’s everyone in the mood for on this last regular season game?
Lions to win but Golden Tate to get completely shut down. Am thinking there’s no way I get both.
If coke is available I’d love to do it again.
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Don’t do crack. It’s a ghetto drug,
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My dog is way better.
THAT ZIGGY ANSAH, DANNY FERRY CALLS HIM LUOL DENG, BECAUSE THEY BOTH GOT A LITTLE AFRICAN IN THEM
THIS OPTIVO DRUG I CALL IT HAPPY FUN BALL CAUSE THE LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDES JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN.
Doctors must have to deal with a lot of annoying conversations because of commercials like this.
“Hey, doc, I know you went to medical school, years of residency, and specialize in oncology, but I was thinking maybe we could treat my cancer with this thing I saw on TV.”
And that’s without counting the folks who want to cure their cancer with kale juice and positive vibrations….
Rodgers is a pissy little bitch.
I’ve run out of “likes” for this comment and I demand more!
Thats weird, usually Aaron runs toward a crowd of big, burly men.
This Battle of the White Running Backs is going to give Peter King a 4 hour erection.
I make fun of everything I can think of but right now I can’t bring myself to riff on Howie Mandel’s mental illness PSA.
/don’t worry, I’ll eventually get better
Aaron Rodgers got really happy for a brief moment about how Howie loved fisting until someone explained it to him
“I need a mathematician who can move beyond the numbers…”
Uh huh. A mathematician with… soul, did you mean?
Man working open houses has really killed my chill time on Sundays. Happy New Year my fellow degenerates
Employment beats the alternative, homey