Your “The Regular Season Is Over? Tell Me It’s Not Over.” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

We did it again. The Little Blog That Could made it through a 2nd regular season with most of its dignity and all of its humour intact. Not a small achievement given the obstacles-Wordpress and Roger Goodell, take your place at the front of the line. You done real good, all youse peoples that wander by here on a regular or not so regular basis. Kudos! TO THE GAME!

GB/Det– An interesting NFC North game that has significant consequences for both teams? 2017, you are a cheeky minx, aren’t you? Look, this game speaks for itself. I can be a sarcastic bastage as much as I want but truth be told, the winning of this game means a shit-ton to both sides. Just let it be a good one.

I’m out. YOU BE YOU IN THE COMMENTS!

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ballsofsteelandfury

The demeanor should be “Rapey”

Curse of Marino

There’s a pussy joke in here somewhere.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Would Clay Matthews have held onto that ball if he weren’t hideously ugly?

Curse of Marino

So basically Emerald City is a shitty network version of Game of Thrones.

Brocky

I can’t look at anything vaguely medieval or historical without thinking that to be honest.

Vikings? Game of thrones ripoff
Black sails? Game of thrones ripoff
The hobbit? Made dwarves cool again. Game of thrones ripoff.

Spartacus? Boons and politcs? Game of thrones ripoff. Doesn’t matter if the Spartacus legend is thousands of years old or debuted before GoT.

Brocky

boons and politics?

Fuck you auto correct. Boobs has been written on this device a minimum of 8 thousand times. Stop trying to censor me!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did some trademark just end on Tecmo? Seeing Bo in two commercials with Tecmo in one break is fucking weird.

The Maestro

Chip Kelly is free to go back to college now, it appears…

Romonobyl

So if (when) Romo gets sold/traded/retires/moves to Bangkok to give that “ladyboy” thing a try, whatever shall I do for a new DFO name?
Submissions will be accepted at the start of the 2017 NFL preseason, the winner will receive a free reach-around from my perverted uncle with the perpetual cold sores. GOOD LUCK!

Mr. Ayo

Daktaster

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Some names are timeless

Romonobyl

Good call, I think I’ll keep it.

Duchess

Oh can’t wait for all the “Bring the Illinois boy back home to the Bears” talk.

Spur

Keep it as some kind of memorial

Romonobyl

True, some things will last forever. Will we ever forget “butt-fumble”?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Marc Trestman has spent the last year offering children candy somewhere, I say stick with the classic name

The Maestro

Dakushima.

Unsurprised

Dakashima

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We actually have an entire thread of potential usernames; we’ll post it someday when something we do goes viral and there are a lot of new faces turning up.

Spur

No more Chip Kelly. Oregon should have waited.

King Hippo

who’s still hiring?

Unsurprised

I don’t get the impression he’s welcome back in Eugene

Unsurprised
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Do you think Rodgers gets defensive every time he mishears a teammate complain about another flag on the Packers?

Spur

I imagine this as he walks off
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Spur

A hold call on the Packers?

Duchess

DRINK!

Curse of Marino

There is no South Detroit Steve Perry, unless you were born and raised in a fucking river.

Shogun Marcus

Murkans have no use for geography.

Curse of Marino

Every time I see that Apple commercial I want the old fuck to crack his head on the bottom of the pool.

Dunstan

You just know that old fucker likes to walk around the locker room naked and stretch. Probably has another song dedicated to that.

Unsurprised

And he uses the hair dryer on his balls

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d prefer it if the young girl he’s trying to impress sent him a video of herself getting railed by her twenty-five year old boyfriend. One that is really, really heavy on the ballsack cam angle.

Unsurprised

He also needs to be blacker than midnight.

Big Black Richard

I’ll allow it.

Duchess

Holy hell I’m catching up on the days game… I am half a mind to write up a 9 circles of leasts and give them all to the Bills for that dumb ass kick return.

WCS

It was like the JEST transferred their collective JESTness to Buffalo for a single play.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

BRING BACK MATT

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof, tv timeout routine. Really gets my nipples hard for more hot NFL action when my team sucks, the commissioner is fining someone for special cleats, a star player beat his pregnant girlfriend, my favorite former player blows his fucking brain out due to CTE, and I’m not sure if I can keep supporting this sport. That’s what keeps me going, the excitement of a touchdown and a kickoff broken up by several commercials for dick drugs, cars, and fascism.

Unsurprised

The NFL sucks and Roger Goodell is a national disgrace.

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
Spur
Unsurprised

White guys in Philly are racist? This must be Bizarro World

Doktor Zymm

GO FUCK LIONS! OF DESTINY!

Unsurprised

Okay, this is great.
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WCS

That cat needs to be 30 pounds heavier.

Mr. Ayo

His face at least

Unsurprised

No, I thought that. Then I realized Cat Stafford would be a Maine Coon. They’re normal-sized kittens but then after a few months they become massive and never stop.

The Maestro

RUN THE DANG BALL

Spur

Just give it to Zenner

Mr. Ayo

As you wish

Unsurprised

I feel like I need a ceremonial act of nonsense just to start the year/end the regular season/celebrate a new day/get the fuck out of the house.
http://thumbnails116.imagebam.com/48678/15ff53486770775.jpg

Spur

Burn all your underwear.

Doktor Zymm

Butt butt butt

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Doktor Zymm

Yes! This was my thought exactly!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Seahawks by 2.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Brick Meathook

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Curse of Marino

I don’t think I’ve bought a bag of skittles since they started that skittlespox commercial

Unsurprised

What’s up, fuckasses?

Unsurprised

Slept for 3-4 hours because I went into a cookie coma and now I’m weird.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

NOW you’re weird?

Unsurprised

Oh yeah

Curse of Marino

I havent seen a Polack run that hard since September 1st 1939

Spur

if Republicans got the Natural born citizen clause overturned to allow Schwarzenegger to run against a sitting President Trump in 2020. Would Schwarzenegger win the nomination and Presidency?

King Hippo

you really think we ever gon’ vote again??

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes

Dunstan

Depends on whether Jeff Probst mounts a third party run

King Hippo

the WAS/NYG result may have been irrelevant, this may be a gentlemens’ agreement scoreless draw.

Unsurprised
King Hippo

see, Jim Caldwell’s Fuck Lions of Destiny are takin’ a dive!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

PRAISE SHAN’KHOR!

Mr. Ayo

Lions DNA still intact!

WCS

SHANK’HOR BE PRAISED

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Spanos: Mike, you’re fired. There’s the fucking door.

McCoy: Hey, that door is just doing the best that it can with what it has. /Walks face first into it and tears ACL

Doktor Zymm

When Bulls are fucking, and they shit, that’s this call

Spur

Please we don’t need a Stafford Ass Cam

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The worst thing about Carr breaking his leg is that it takes the expected disappointment of a Raiders playoff loss and stretches it out over two full weeks.

King Hippo

definitely looks like both teams agree with me. Going to SEA not a bad deal as opposed to hosting Los Gigantes.

Dunstan

“So you’re saying it’s a conspiracy?” — Pete Carroll

Curse of Marino

https://twitter.com/maioccocsn/status/815640626708389888

*Jeff Ireland instinctively looks skyward even though he has no idea why*

WCS

http://www.gifwave.com/media/466548_tv-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-always-sunny-dennis-reynolds.gif

What’s everyone in the mood for on this last regular season game?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Lions to win but Golden Tate to get completely shut down. Am thinking there’s no way I get both.

Unsurprised

Don’t do crack. It’s a ghetto drug,

Curse of Marino

THAT ZIGGY ANSAH, DANNY FERRY CALLS HIM LUOL DENG, BECAUSE THEY BOTH GOT A LITTLE AFRICAN IN THEM

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS OPTIVO DRUG I CALL IT HAPPY FUN BALL CAUSE THE LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDES JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan

Doctors must have to deal with a lot of annoying conversations because of commercials like this.

“Hey, doc, I know you went to medical school, years of residency, and specialize in oncology, but I was thinking maybe we could treat my cancer with this thing I saw on TV.”

And that’s without counting the folks who want to cure their cancer with kale juice and positive vibrations….

Spur

Rodgers is a pissy little bitch.

laserguru

I’ve run out of “likes” for this comment and I demand more!

Curse of Marino

Thats weird, usually Aaron runs toward a crowd of big, burly men.

Spur

This Battle of the White Running Backs is going to give Peter King a 4 hour erection.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Aaron Rodgers got really happy for a brief moment about how Howie loved fisting until someone explained it to him

Dunstan

“I need a mathematician who can move beyond the numbers…”

Uh huh. A mathematician with… soul, did you mean?

Duchess

Man working open houses has really killed my chill time on Sundays. Happy New Year my fellow degenerates

Unsurprised

Employment beats the alternative, homey