Oak/Hou– If you’re a fan of defenses making signal-callers look silly, have I got a game for you. The Raiders rook Connor Cook doesn’t have much of a CV pro-wise-in his only game he threw at a 66.7% rate with one TD and one INT. That one score was to Amari Copper though. Looking back on his career at Michigan State he seems to be a pocket guy with a fair amount of accuracy. If said pocket collapses, don’t expect him to gallivant down the field. As a junior he had his highest rushing avg. which was a paltry 1.5. His strength (aside from a massive arm) appears to be his ability to go through his reads and prevent the old “happy feet” from manifesting themselves. Recently-named All-Pros lb McKinney, lb Mercilus and combo lb/de Clowney should be able to get to Cook. Mercilus and Clowney between them had an astounding 60 pressures. The Houston D ranked 2nd in the league in pass defense and of the guys mentioned above, the oldest is 26. Further good news for them is that lt Donald Penn “Protector of the Blind Side”, has been ruled out of the game.
On t’udder side of the field is the 72 million dollar throwing disaster Brock Osweiler. Looking at the many and varied stats available for the qb position I couldn’t find Brocky occupying a position any better than 27th. I found a few that had him ranked 33rd and 34th as well. You made the right choice, Elway. Houston’s O-such as it is-scored a meager 23 TD’s all year long-that’s dead last for those that can count. Hopefully rb Miller hit the weight room hard during his two game injury absence because he’s gonna have to carry the O on his shoulders and legs-I’m sure he gets 25+ carries today. If Osweiler must go to the air he’ll be dealing with a Raiders secondary (none of whom I recognize, okay maybe Demps) that has held Stafford, Rivers, Rogers and Luck to 235 yards or less. They should get at least two picks during this tilt.
It sure looks like an old-timey ‘possession is everything-win with D-heavy on the run game-don’t turn the ball over’ sort of footballing game. Sure they’ll be some play-action heaving of the ball downfield here and there but not much.
This is our first playoff game of the new year-HAVE AT IT, BOYS AND GIRLS!!!
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NFL Officials: “What are the rules?”
New thread up.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2017/01/07/your-seattle-doesnt-care-if-stafford-has-a-thorn-in-his-paw-nfc-wildcard-game-open-thread/
PUT ThE BALL SOMEwHErE THERE IS A FOUL ON ONE OF THESE TEAMS
After watching Crabtree drop passes today and OAK improving after he leaves, and seeing Golden Tate dropping the very first pass he sees, today might be kinda a banner day for WR schadenfreude.
Me after standing in front of the fire place:
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Haha…my Dad was that way.
I’m still that way after forth goddamn minutes
This is what alcohol is for.
Well, among other things.
yeah, my hands won’t be warm until mid-late March
It’s amazing that Ball SO Hard University has produced so few notable alums
perhaps if there were a BALL RATHER MEDIUM feeder JC program??
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, they serious RAISE A GODDAMNED FLAG??
False Flag tendencies in Seattle.
Fuck. We’re done here.
Super Bowl in Detroit, huh? I hear there was a Detroit native in that game.
I can’t decide which of these teams has a better chance to beat green bay
the team DESTINY has chosen
GB would go to either of the bye teams. Atlanta if Seattle wins, Dallas if Detroit.
It’s so sad that Stafford can’t flick off people with his dominant hand without help.
Also, I still see Devin Hester Bears jerseys. I wouldn’t mind seeing a classic return moment from him.
Heather?
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Heather Cox?
I hope she does
Geico cavemen: Why still a thing?
Hate : both of their customers and of paying tv ad producers
I am not going to lie…I watch every episode of the fail ABC series based on those stupid commercials…and they were fucking hilarious.
GO CECIL
I’m pretty sure KC gave Larry Johnson about 800 carries that year.
I’ll be drinking Americanos. Does that make me patriotic, cause it’s a drink named after MURICA, or not, cause it’s in Eye-tie and has foreign ingredients?
It’s booze. Who cares?
Turns out I don’t have any sweet vermouth anyway, so I’m just drinking a chrome bumper anyway
Go Fuck Lions!
Destiny DEMANDS IT!!
Aw, nuts. I was rooting for the Raiders like a good Mexican.
Oh shit. Gold glob ads all night. No one deserves that kind amount of Fallon.
He’s so overwhelmingly milquetoast. It’s as if he was bred to be the most agreeable, corporate-approved entertainer possible.
Also a reminder that NBC owns a piece of the President.
the Detroit Auto Show is next week. Shall the city go into it in glory or shame?
Sorry, that’s a silly question. But anyway, GO FUCK LIONS OF DESTINY.
I’m going to be horribly disappointed, and did not stock my liquor shelf accordingly. Sigh.
new thread?
alright, time for the less bad game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG1f2fcxJ-w
This is the scarriest of Texans Stories come to life.
THE PATRIOTS GET A DOUBLE BYE!!
EEEEEK!
MOTHERFUCKER!
Brock Lobster needs to be dunked in a boiling pot.
Anyway, I just went for an invigorating snow walk. Good times. Kept my usual pace up, too. So I’ve got that going for me.