Det/Sea– Let’s be honest. We’re all pretend friends here, right? Does this not look like a Seahawks win etched in stone? Detroit has lost three in a row. They’re one and done the last eight times they’ve donned cleats for an extra game. Qb Stafford is 1-23 (1 and 23!!!) on the road vs. teams over .500. WOOF! The Lions D is dead last in the rankings despite having the finest living room accessory/head coach in the league. I’d like to see Andy Reid emulate a throw pillow! Grit Monster Zach Zenner is going to give it his best but throwing pearls before swine don’t win football games.
GIVE IT YOUR BEST SENTIENT HUMANS!
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Damn. This is new.
Deadpool – still a great movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K33Sn9cuY5I
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lna314Y6VN1qbbpaoo1_500.gif
http://www.erotikgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/jessica-biel-in-the-locker-room.gif
http://i.imgur.com/BhC06hQ.gif
We still need to wake up in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
You have no idea how much I played that cassette when I was growing up. I’m surprised I didn’t wear it through. I’ve listened to it in recent years and a lot of the songs still hold up.
that’s the thing though.
she’s noticeably bad in pretty much everything, and for that couple of years there where she was the “it” girl, it seems you couldn’t go 2 months without her appearing in something.
many ancestresses are just as attractive and come across far better on screen, such as scarlett johansen, portman, and emma stone.
get my meaning?
this was a reply about the in depth discussion of jessica alba’s acting chops.
One of the many things I love about this wonderful place is you can walk into the middle of a conversation without being there in the first place and join right in the discussion.
What happened to Jessica Alba again?
hollywood realized her sex appeal only had so much drawing power.
a few gifs of her early work were posted below, and I was commenting on her absurd lack of acting ability in relation to other starlets.
she was the worst.
She also hated everyone for only thinking of her as a sex symbol and was a dick about it. even though her “acting” parts of her movies were universally disliked by critics, fans, the public… I guess anyone that wasn’t fapping to her in one of her roles at an important moment in their life.
and i could only fap to one starlett so much…
oh shit did i say that out loud
Now she runs a billion-dollar unicorn because Silicon Valley is equally fucking idiotic, although capitalizing off fretful white upper-class moms was an inspired move that no one else got around to doing first.
Goddamn.
I’ll be right back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aV7CoZ84fM
http://116.imagebam.com/download/5Ks3qTND1K-ySe3LIv5trA/51551/515509594/4EXeDFp.jpg
I love that movie!
Y’all need to wake up in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoYwovd9ASA
Free whiskey shot to the first one of you who can name the singer without a google search.
No it’s not Uncle Al.
Not a clue.
I’ll give just the one clue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw
Sorry man, way out of my wheelhouse.
Would a Jello shot be more appropriate?
THAT’S MY BOY!
I’m hittin Jameson this moment.
/wait
That was delicious.
Thanks for the whiskey shot.
That seems like a waste. I should probably go to bed instead so I can wake up with like 3 hours to go buy all the breakfast food at the store and cook it before the early game…. All the breakfast food that doesn’t have eggs in it, god damn living at home with someone with weird allergies.
I think I’ll do of those breakfast for dinner things tomorrow.
I love breakfast but I can’t function after a “real” breakfast in the morning.
Much better for dinner.
Then you can drink beers with your breakfast and not feel guilty.
I get cock blocked on doing that so much here I don’t even try anymore. You are gonna make your homemade pizza that is great OTHER than the sauce that is fucking horrible and makes me sick for a day every time? Of course buying a sauce based on he was in a movie from the 70’s about hockey makes sense.
You can copy the above comment directly into the next episode of Hard Ride To Nowhere verbatim.
Coffee beer works too, especially with some redeye gravy.
That’s what breakfast stout is for. Biscuits’n’gravy’n’beer
So I am now at my brother’s. We are having beers and watching Deadpool because my friend hasn’t seen it yet.
Tomorrow, I get to go home and tell my wife I lost my Trusted Traveller pass because said friend tried to bluff his way across the border.
I don’t think I’m getting divorced, but I am in for a world of hurt.
What’s the pass do, get you through the border crossing quicker?
NEXUS. I went in the wrong line, and all of a sudden I’m illegally circumventing immigration.
End of the day it’s my bad, but I’d really love to blameshift this somehow.
Goddammit, are we gonna have to build walls up there too?
They’re going to build the wall to keep shitheads like us out.
Not for me they’re not. It was in the 50’s when I drove in to work tonight and I was fucking freezing. Nothing at all against Canada, but I’d be way more likely to head south than north.
That’s good survival instinct!
I will never live more than a couple miles from the coast and I’ll never live further north than the Gulf. Warm weather and beaches are far too important. Hell, I went to the beach on New Years Day and it was busy as shit.
Supposed to be 70 tomorrow.
Think I’ll take a walk.
We’ve just got a cold front hitting for a couple days. It’ll be back in the 70s and 80s by Tuesday, which is good because I start vacation Monday. I’d have been fucking pissed if I blew my time off and the weather turned to shit.
This guy?
This Guy!
Hell yes JerBear50. I’ve been on a beach since about 1985.
See no reason to change.
The rent is more than offset by the lack of use of any utilities.
I’m pretty sure this is lingerie and not a bikini, but I’m not complaining.
hmmm, keep in mind this is from a swim wear ad
http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kate-Upton-Beach-Bunnys-2012-Photoshoot-20.jpg
Hello, Delores.
I finished the story on MGS: V, The Phantom Pain last night, and I’m still picking up the pieces of my mind.
http://rsmg.pbsrc.com/albums/v737/FoxCry/Animations/Mindfuck.gif?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
Link’s not working correctly.
ANYWAY … So what does the Phantom Pain turn out to be?
i thought the pain was that guy who got attacked by a shit ton of bees in mgs 3.
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REVENGE!!!!!
If you’ve played the other main games though, it brings EVERYTHING together across the timelines in the perfect way.
I can dig it
I should probably get around to playing that eventually. kinda put a stop on buying systems when they came out, really behind the times it seems.
Is this like that time where you were like “Hey, guys, join this club I started where we beat each other up and then commit acts of vandalism but it turns out I have multiple personality disorder but it’s okay cause I have really great abs”?
Jesus, dude! What were the first AND second rules?!
(Shut uuupppppp …)
Jessica Alba is nice.
http://thumbnails115.imagebam.com/49766/526b2e497653767.jpg
http://116.imagebam.com/download/-JWrQGBPE-1idHUJ7-aXzg/49268/492679367/Alba02-2.gif
She’s great, but honesty to god she is one of the worst actresses i’ve ever seen.
olivia munn gets flak, but alba is somehow worse. I’ve seen marionettes who are less wooden.
I couldn’t give less of a fuck about her acting. She just needs to be mute in everything she’s in. And preferably act only in gif-worthy vignettes like the above.
so, did everyone clear out?
DID I MENTION I LIKE CHICKS IN RED GLOVES?!!
You can do better
that’s a toss up to be honest…
In retrospect, that’s true
http://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/shutterstock_1958799.jpg
At the moment I’m kinda wishing she was armless
I’m still popping in here and there.
http://imagezilla.net/thumbs2/R3rJvIY-rhiannon-fish-748895_tn.jpg
The full-size image is pretty big. http://imagezilla.net/show/R3rJvIY-rhiannon-fish-748895.jpg