TGISF…aka “All You Need is Glove” Sexy Friday Open Thread

(apologies to Lennon and McCartney for that one)

Yep, I’m back.

/everyone groans

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Even though thanks to a snowstorm I technically never left.  But still, I haven’t seen you folks since last year.  Seriously.

First and foremost…..Many thanks to my good friend ballsofsteelandfury for filling in for me last week.

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I’m sorry, that was mean.  But also funny.  But in truth, I really did appreciate his willingness to jump on….errrrr, in…..errrrrr…..I appreciate his help.  Thank you, my friend.

I had planned to be out of town last weekend, and balls was kind enough to jump on board.  But sadly, winter decided to be a huge jerk at just the wrong time.  So I stayed in, sat by the fire and watched the snow, and drank all weekend.  It wasn’t terrible.

But balls did lay out quite a nice case for being optimistic about 2017, I thought.  I know I’m firmly (giggity) looking forward to what the year brings now.

Odds n Ends

There’s really not much I want to talk about this week.

Nor should I.

Soooooo…..Let’s get to it, shall we?

Watching Taylor Hawkins wetting his pants is classic.

Oh? Never saw the feature film….Falling Down….featuring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall?

M’kay…..

Meh……random…..I guess…..?

Friday the 13th Sports

Meh….at least it’s Friday….Amirite?

Clemson did a thing….unfortunately.  Now Nick Saban will sacrifice even more children this recruiting season.

No other football until tomorrow….but the Chargers are….well….the Bolts are….

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NFL Playoffs tomorrow:

  • Seahawks at Falcons – 4:35pm FOX (ATL -5.0, o/u 51.5)
  • Texans at Tawmmyville – 8:15pm CBS (NE -15.5, o/u 44.5….wait, did I read that right?)

(Stillers @ Chefs and Packers @ ‘Boyz on Sunday, btw)

Hockey is doing its thing.  Of course one of its things is to fill time until baseball starts in a little over a month.  Well for me at least.  But would you take a look at my Caps?  Hehehe….I’ll enjoy it while I can.  For now though….suck it, Pens. (Sorry WCS but you know you stole one last year)

NHL Friday Slate.

The NBA is still around…..sort of.  Psssst….don’t look now, but Atlanta is making another move.  (Disclaimer….I’m really not a Hawks’ fan).  But then again.

NBA Friday Slate.

College Basketball can suck it.  Freaking Boston College, man.

I’m done.  To hell with sports.

Overture

This week in Sexy Friday is going to be a bit odd, if I’m being honest.  Well, if I’m REALLY being honest…..it’s going to be a bit oddER than usual.

Watch this video.  It’s pertinent.

Even if you don’t like the music per se…..Kimberly Perry is still nice to look at…..

OK, if you even watched 20-30 seconds in, which would probably be overly optimistic of me to believe…..hopefully you noticed Kimberly’s gloves.  If not, go back and watch it again.  You can turn down the volume if need be….the rest of us will will wait….

Degloving is Bad

(it’s a real word….look it up)

For a couple of nights last weekend, a particular kommentist who shall remain nameless (you know who you are) went on and on about girls wearing gloves.  Now I’m not going to lie….this is not a phenomenon/fetish I had ever had any notice of previously.

At the same time, as some of you already know from reading previous entries of TGISF, I like boots.  Dunno why.  I just do.

However, gloves wasn’t something which I’d ever taken notice of previously.  But it did get me curious.

So with an open mind, and a total not erection….I hit google to check out this glove thing.

Not bad.  It was not a disappointment.

So I give you….

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Girls in Gloves

Just because I can.  And want to.  Nothing more, nothing less.  Enjoy.

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Black, Blonde and Pink. Nice combination.

 

But color coordination is not necessarily required…..

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I think you may be colorblind, love. But it’s ok, you’re doing just fine.

 

Those are nice………

laceygloves
But I kinda feel like she wants to put a curse on me. Nawt Raycess!!!

 

Lingerie and gloves go well together.  Just saying…..

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Inorite?

 

OK seriously….she scares me…..

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But in a good way….?

 

Did I mention gloves and lingerie?

Lingerie, gloves and…..fake trees apparently.

 

Technically gloves……

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She’s cute. Maybe a little too intense for my tastes….but cute.

 

Technically gloves, pt deux…..

OK dear I gotta be honest…..I’m not scared of you at all. Well, not much.

 

Oh here’s a nice classy one….

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Blonde and Red might be better than Black, Blonde and Pink.

 

More Blonde and Red?  Sure, why not?

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Ah….Blonde and Red.

 

Mittens are OK too, btw……

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D’awwwwwww…..she looks cold. Or scared. Or both.

 

Sometimes, gloves can be casual…

innocentgloves
Someone bedazzled the crap out yo’ gloves, girl.

 

Sometimes, they can be strategic….

blondeblackgloves
No comment.

 

Sometimes, they can just be for fun….

fishnetgloves
I knew I smelled fish.

 

They can be dramatic…..

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Moar Fish?

 

They can be shiny….

goldgloves
My apologies for asking, but are you a mannequin?

 

They can be for driving….

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Take the long way home, love. Yes, seriously.

 

They can be coordinated with the entire ensemble outfit quite easily……

totaloutfitgloves
Pardon me for asking….but when you’re wearing that….do you squeak when you walk? I mean it’s OK if you do, I’m just curious.

 

Did I mention Lingerie and gloves?

lingerieblackgloves2
Eat your heart out, Westworld.

 

Still Technically gloves….

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OK now SHE scares me. Holy Mother.

Men in Gloves

(fair warning…this might be about to get weird(er))

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I tried to warn ya….

 

Remember this guy?

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This photo was used just a couple of weeks ago in TGISF and was chosen by a dear friend. But….gloves….so here it is again.

 

Nice shirt…..

mengloves3
Yet somehow you think I’mma trust you to put the right size tires on my truck?

 

I don’t even know what to say here….

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I’m just pleased this one is cropped above the waist.

Alright that’s enough of that I guess.

This week’s tWBS original is of poor quality I’m afraid.  Instead of risking either of my good cameras in the middle of a snowstorm, this was taken with my phone last Saturday….

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Some of you have seen this already….tough, deal with it. This was my Saturday morning last weekend. It was cold this day in case you couldn’t tell. No I wasn’t wearing gloves….but I was wearing pants. So at least that’s something.

But of course today it’s pushing 70 degrees, the snow is gone, and everything is muddy as hell.  THANKS WEATHER!!!!!!

Have a good weekend, Folks.

Love ya’s

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Brocky

was gona fall asleep, then something something…

lame ass joke about nightmares:

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Brocky
Brocky

and i double posted…..

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have to get up in about four hours to drive to the airport…and I keep watching old episodes of Cheers. As always, I am an idiot.

laserguru

I had this dream about the Packers at Dallas game…
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Brocky

i’m saving that baby for packers patriots

Spur

Spur is still drinking. Friday bitches!

laserguru

WOOOOOO!!!!

WCS

Unsurprised

goodnight for reals this time

Brocky

night night, may you dream of shapes and other stuff.

mostly shapes though.

and beer.

Unsurprised

This was the first track of hers I heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69LiGi9UL7M

laserguru

That’s killer.

WCS

laserguru

Hiya folks!

I want an honest opinion on this song.

It’s reasonably new.

I kind of dig it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMA4vDwP7n4

Unsurprised

K-Flay is dope as fuck.

Brocky

I won’t pretend to be a reliable source for music taste, but its got a nice beat.

definitely a song I could use while running.

Mr. Ayo

Another fine shape

Unsurprised
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I am very happy to NOT be sitting next to the old guy in the Penn State hat.

http://media.tumblr.com/9a6159a3411ae157fe3d091d1a0e4ab6/tumblr_inline_mnrr64kUMF1qegw8v.gif

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Get over yourself. It’s not like you’re ten anymore.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Ughhh, Bolts colors! So conflicted!

Mr. Ayo

Spanos or her with a British accent doesn’t seem like much of a conflict

WCS

Low Commander needs good music? Happy to oblige:

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Boarding now. Will be cranking that in my ear holes shortly.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Other than the Kravitz, this music selection has been fantastic! Chili Peppers, Sublime, ACDC and Pepper. And I saw the Makers bottle was on its last legs, and nearly got a double for single prices.

Unsurprised

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I have issues sleeping on planes, and I’m taking a red eye. Going full Wade Boggs might help though.

Mr. Ayo

RIP Wade

Brocky

I love that many, even with his questionable taste in prime ministers

Unsurprised

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