Look, I hate the Pats with all the bile I can summon just like you. Still, they are a relentlessly successful organization in much the same way that Scientology/The Tea Party/MADD/PETA/Greenpeace/Stormfront and NOW are. It’s not right by any means but here we are.
[prepares funeral pyre for the Texans]
Did I mention earlier that I hate the Pats? Yes? No? Anyway, I HATE THE PATS.
That said, the Pats fans on this site don’t make me want to jam three fingers down my throat.
Done. LET THE HATE DROPLETS RAIN!!!
OK, let’s try this again….
Yay me…I iz smrt.
Oh, I forgot to mention that this was apparently just sketched on a bar menu, somewhere in Pennsyltucky, I think.
Well fuck then…
Well. Shit.
Goddamn it.
I really want Vince Wilfork to fall on Dreamboat and crush his ribs. Then get on the grill and crush some ribs.
Jordy Nelson would laugh at this, but it hurts too much right now to laugh.
From Russia with love Break:
The Texans right now:
Gents…not sure this is gonna work but….
The lovely and talented entropy is away from his home base but has just drawn this on the fly as it were, and has asked me to share it with the group on his behalf
(now hopefully this works)
Shit…that was a big build up for nothing.
….I’ll get back to ya.
What is, “Something Mrs. Fozz says after an attempt at Sexy Time.”
We would have also accepted, “Things overheard at LemonJello’s senior prom.”
what the fuck is going on
Somebody’s fucking with the space-time continuum.
Texans have a good defense and the Patriots are overromanticized as fuck
If the Texans (?) manage to pull this shit out, I’ll actually accept their existence.
It would be such a gift that we might as well treat it as learning Santa is real.
“Then something happened that Bill Belichick did not expect…”
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/1/1f/Thehobbit-011407-1-.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_f8l2RRKko
I’m confused you guys. What I want to happen is happening but what I want is what isn’t supposed to happen.
I’m scared.
I’ll hold you
That’s a pretty convincing Richard Sherman impression.
I’ll even aggressively yell at you afterwards.
This is really going to suck when O’Brien punts on 4th and 2 on the Patriots 38 when they’re down two with 1:38 left.
So 42-13 final now after we got taunted with this?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EZzPkMDloO0/T57p3nHSWJI/AAAAAAAACik/WUtDoEYd7DM/w1200-h630-p-nu/krieger_also_yes%255B1%255D.jpg
WHAT THE FUCK HOUSTON DON’T MAKE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
BROCKDOWN!!!!! Go Oilers!
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and predict another field goal.
Houston… recovers fumble?
Is God taunting us?
Yes.
Yes.
Just going to miss another field goal, so don’t get too excited.
TEXANS HAS FUMBRE!!!
This is shaping up to be like every Jets close Pats loss, something about needing field goals to have been touchdowns.
Jon Hamm wore a Cardinals cap at a Cubs playoff game, so he can go fuck himself forever.
Does anyone have footage of Clinton voters in Massachusetts on election night? I would like to watch that and pretend their reactions are happening as a result of this game.
Bill O’Brien, as useless in a tough-situation as his mentor, JoePA.
+1 rhythmic slapping in the shower ignored
Oh good. Another FG attempt.
Woooo……
Sorry, that meathead Cushing is the Texans nominee for man of the year? Are they fucking high?
Yes.
Can’t wait for Brock Lobster to toss a pick in the end-zone to make up for Dreamboat.
Look! We Pats haters are getting thrown a bone.
Bradyception? Better check the air in them there balls…
Brady intercepted?
Looks for flag.
There HAS to be a flag, right?
We really are through the looking glass here, folks.
That’s promising.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkmWe-nMBNE
That Walmart ad was overly dramatized.
Think i’m done. Better believe I’ll be back if the Pats lose but probably not.
See you folks tomorrow.
I NEED THIS
Just a twist is all it takes
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jmcgp.gif
I haven’t seen this much Patriot dick get sucked since the victory party after the battle of Yorktown.
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Well, this was pretty inevitable. Like death and Texans.
I’m trying my best for a banner quote here. Last time I had one was at the “other” place.
/hangs head in shame for pandering…
http://www.fox.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_gallery_watermark/public/01-Jared-Boom-Done.gif
Well thats one way to keep Brady off the field.
I’m amazed they didn’t score on the Texans (?) first possession.
WOOOOOOOOOO
Brady made Dion Lewis run that back, says the narrative, correct?
I want to die.
I want to dye.
WOO Miller shorty to re-take the lead on the Ice Alouettes and the best part is he’s on my fantasy… bench, goddammit me.
We’re about to in 8 days.
It always has been.
So, that’s game, right?
Start deflating the balls
“WAY AHEAD OF YOU!”
-TAWMMY from QUINZEE
Eat the dicks, New England. EAT ALL THE DICKS!
This “Texans” drive will end:
A.) Touchdown
B.) Field goal
C.) Turnover
D.) Somehow end with points awarded to New England