Look, I hate the Pats with all the bile I can summon just like you. Still, they are a relentlessly successful organization in much the same way that Scientology/The Tea Party/MADD/PETA/Greenpeace/Stormfront and NOW are. It’s not right by any means but here we are.
[prepares funeral pyre for the Texans]
Did I mention earlier that I hate the Pats? Yes? No? Anyway, I HATE THE PATS.
That said, the Pats fans on this site don’t make me want to jam three fingers down my throat.
Done. LET THE HATE DROPLETS RAIN!!!
Fucking Bench Lobster. Fuck your over-paid ass.
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DOOPEY!!!
DOOPEY!!!
DOOPEY!!!
ANY HERP YOU CAN DERP I CAN HERP BETTER -Brock Oswieler
goddamnit Brock Lobster you suckass piece of monkeyshit
I want to feed brady to this beast
Who’s ready to see Fuller drop a game tying TD?
DO SOMETHING….what team is this again?
speaking of eunuchs…FAIR CATCH??
Haha, endleman pulled a welker
Groping the passer…death by Peter King interview.
brady getting bs calls, shocking.
you know what else is shocking
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I like seeing Dreamboat’s head go bouncy-bounce like that
I bet Aaron Rodgers feels the same way.
Yeah that was a late hit. Dumb clown.
Totally worth it.
No, they didn’t have to scrape him up with a spatula.
One score game in the fourth. Maybe I should hit on my wife’s hot sister after all! What could go wrong?
Bill O’Brien has all of the balls of a 14th Dynasty eunuch.
Bears repeating, YOOOOOUUUUUSTON’s only TD came when they started the possession on the P*ts’ 11.
Da fuck was he throwing to?
Now THAT is MOAR LIEK it, classic Brock Lobster!
So I’m at this party, and the game is not on. Gf asks me if I’m ok, I tell her I’m just checking the score on my phone.
Her: What game is this?
Me: “Divisional playoff, Patriots vs the Texans
Her: Texans? That’s not a sport team.
She must be a regular.
Well, she’s not completely wrong
Seriously, tho, how the HELL is it still an 11 point game?
3 Pats turnovers and the refs allowing the Texans to hit Brady on 1st and second down without a flag. They still are allowed on 3rd down but their defense is run by a moron who doesn’t.
FACK YOU BRAHHDIEEE YOUAH’VE NEBAH DONE AHHNYTHING FOR GREATRIOTS NAHHTION! YOU FACKIN SACK!
DO SOMETHING TEXANS(?)!!!!!!!!
I guess Belichick’s check hasn’t cleared yet.
DA-FLECTIANS DONT COWNT! KEEP IF OFF THA STAT SHEEEIET!
Moar Dreamceptions!
I change the channel to Carrie Fisher’s SNL ep for one minute and they Anti-Tuck Rule?
Basic competency is all I ask, Houston. Pathetic.
Jesus, Brock Lobster even did something right for once and that fuck fucks it up.
Incapable of understanding the finer points technicalities of nfl rules, several thousand patriot fans just cussed out bill buckner
I am not a Patriots fan, but that was not a fumble
ALL-STAR OFFICIATING CREW, ppl!!
So, I saw the opening 5 minutes, and I just checked back in. Anybody up to explaining how it’s still this close?
to quote myself from earlier:
Texans have a good defense and the Patriots are overromanticized as fuck
This play cannot be challenged because the Patriots.
This hooker’s Twitter is super pornographic. I shouldn’t be surprised by that.
Pretty much. There’s some wild sexual shit here.
I see Ice Stillers gave up SIX, lemme guess…Fleury is playing again for some reason??
Edelman could give the Houston offense some…tips.
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Is this a Jewish joke?
I missed the point.
Wow. The Pats are diving and bitching at the refs now in postseason form. Brady took a dive when the ref helped him up and Edelman got a completely audible “FUCK” past the censors after trying to link his foot in the defenders leg after the ball landed 30 ft away
Has anyone else noticed the “soft replay” they have been using in the games today? The call on the field will be wrong, and five seconds later the officials will correct it without the coaches having to challenge.
I’m ok with it, they get the call right or closer to right. Less challenges.
Brady fall down go boom and starts crying.
Imagine what that little fuckwit was like on the schoolyard as a kid.
The Ice Cowboys were down 4 -0 at home to the Ice Vikings in the first. They just tied it at 4 all mid-third. This one hella chaotic IceBall game.
Aaaand then the Ice Cowboys quickly give up a stupid, stupid goal. Fuck.
foreshadowing??
THIS WHITNEY MERCILUS I CALL HIM MING BECAUSE, uh, I don’t know anyone else with “Merciless” in their name or title.
I still think that’s a good bad-guy name for the Star Wars franchise.
Sorry Mr Lobster, looked good there for awhile. I’ll melt the butter, should I add garlic?