Your “The Pats Walk The Primrose Path To The AFC Final Because, Well Just Because” AFC Division Playoff Open Thread

Look, I hate the Pats with all the bile I can summon just like you. Still, they are a relentlessly successful organization in much the same way that Scientology/The Tea Party/MADD/PETA/Greenpeace/Stormfront and NOW are. It’s not right by any means but here we are.

[prepares funeral pyre for the Texans]

Did I mention earlier that I hate the Pats? Yes? No? Anyway, I HATE THE PATS.

That said, the Pats fans on this site don’t make me want to jam three fingers down my throat.

Done. LET THE HATE DROPLETS RAIN!!!

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Spanky Datass

Fucking Bench Lobster. Fuck your over-paid ass.

Romonobyl

DOOPEY!!!
DOOPEY!!!
DOOPEY!!!

Curse of Marino

ANY HERP YOU CAN DERP I CAN HERP BETTER -Brock Oswieler

King Hippo

goddamnit Brock Lobster you suckass piece of monkeyshit

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

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I want to feed brady to this beast

WCS

Spur

Who’s ready to see Fuller drop a game tying TD?

Romonobyl

DO SOMETHING….what team is this again?

King Hippo

speaking of eunuchs…FAIR CATCH??

Brocky

Haha, endleman pulled a welker

Romonobyl

Groping the passer…death by Peter King interview.

Brocky

brady getting bs calls, shocking.

you know what else is shocking

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/743/505/ce0.gif

King Hippo

I like seeing Dreamboat’s head go bouncy-bounce like that

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Romonobyl

I bet Aaron Rodgers feels the same way.

Spur

Yeah that was a late hit. Dumb clown.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Totally worth it.

Senor Weaselo

No, they didn’t have to scrape him up with a spatula.

Romonobyl

One score game in the fourth. Maybe I should hit on my wife’s hot sister after all! What could go wrong?

Brocky

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WCS

Bill O’Brien has all of the balls of a 14th Dynasty eunuch.

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

Bears repeating, YOOOOOUUUUUSTON’s only TD came when they started the possession on the P*ts’ 11.

Romonobyl

Da fuck was he throwing to?

King Hippo

Now THAT is MOAR LIEK it, classic Brock Lobster!

Bloody Lethal

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So I’m at this party, and the game is not on. Gf asks me if I’m ok, I tell her I’m just checking the score on my phone.

Her: What game is this?
Me: “Divisional playoff, Patriots vs the Texans
Her: Texans? That’s not a sport team.

Romonobyl

She must be a regular.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Well, she’s not completely wrong

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Seriously, tho, how the HELL is it still an 11 point game?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

3 Pats turnovers and the refs allowing the Texans to hit Brady on 1st and second down without a flag. They still are allowed on 3rd down but their defense is run by a moron who doesn’t.

WCS

FACK YOU BRAHHDIEEE YOUAH’VE NEBAH DONE AHHNYTHING FOR GREATRIOTS NAHHTION! YOU FACKIN SACK!

Romonobyl

DO SOMETHING TEXANS(?)!!!!!!!!

Romonobyl

I guess Belichick’s check hasn’t cleared yet.

Brocky

DA-FLECTIANS DONT COWNT! KEEP IF OFF THA STAT SHEEEIET!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Moar Dreamceptions!

Senor Weaselo

I change the channel to Carrie Fisher’s SNL ep for one minute and they Anti-Tuck Rule?

Brick Meathook

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Basic competency is all I ask, Houston. Pathetic.

King Hippo

Jesus, Brock Lobster even did something right for once and that fuck fucks it up.

Brocky

Incapable of understanding the finer points technicalities of nfl rules, several thousand patriot fans just cussed out bill buckner

the Alpha and the Amoeba

I am not a Patriots fan, but that was not a fumble

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

ALL-STAR OFFICIATING CREW, ppl!!

the Alpha and the Amoeba

So, I saw the opening 5 minutes, and I just checked back in. Anybody up to explaining how it’s still this close?

Brocky

to quote myself from earlier:

Texans have a good defense and the Patriots are overromanticized as fuck

Senor Weaselo

This play cannot be challenged because the Patriots.

WCS

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This hooker’s Twitter is super pornographic. I shouldn’t be surprised by that.

Bloody Lethal

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Pretty much. There’s some wild sexual shit here.

King Hippo

I see Ice Stillers gave up SIX, lemme guess…Fleury is playing again for some reason??

Romonobyl

Edelman could give the Houston offense some…tips.
http://i.imgur.com/sjvjO.gif

Bloody Lethal

Is this a Jewish joke?

Shogun Marcus

I missed the point.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Wow. The Pats are diving and bitching at the refs now in postseason form. Brady took a dive when the ref helped him up and Edelman got a completely audible “FUCK” past the censors after trying to link his foot in the defenders leg after the ball landed 30 ft away

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Has anyone else noticed the “soft replay” they have been using in the games today? The call on the field will be wrong, and five seconds later the officials will correct it without the coaches having to challenge.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I’m ok with it, they get the call right or closer to right. Less challenges.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Romonobyl

Brady fall down go boom and starts crying.

King Hippo

Imagine what that little fuckwit was like on the schoolyard as a kid.

Spanky Datass

The Ice Cowboys were down 4 -0 at home to the Ice Vikings in the first. They just tied it at 4 all mid-third. This one hella chaotic IceBall game.

Spanky Datass

Aaaand then the Ice Cowboys quickly give up a stupid, stupid goal. Fuck.

King Hippo

foreshadowing??

Senor Weaselo

THIS WHITNEY MERCILUS I CALL HIM MING BECAUSE, uh, I don’t know anyone else with “Merciless” in their name or title.

Romonobyl

I still think that’s a good bad-guy name for the Star Wars franchise.

Romonobyl

Sorry Mr Lobster, looked good there for awhile. I’ll melt the butter, should I add garlic?