Don’t act so surprised. I told you last week that time was short for me to utilize the NFL/Cheerleader angle before the offseason.
And besides….The Pro Bowl, AMIRITE!?!?!?!? Never has there been a more hallowed day in the sports world where….
Damn, I can’t even get thru it with a straight face.
Ah, the anticipation (of being able to watch other sports)
Ah, the exhilaration (of being able to watch other sports)
Ah, the pageantry (of other sports besides football being on my TV)
/may or may not have ever intentionally watched a Pro Bowl
//sorry, not sorry
Additionally, I generally avoid any event which has “Skills Competitions” involved if it does not contain the word “Draft” in its title.
Here’s the rosters. As well as the last minute Superb Owl/Injury replacements. I seriously didn’t even bother to look closely.
But at least there’s no more of that “has-been” drafting bullshit.
Personally, the only way I could ever imagine being able to tolerate watching the Pro Bowl would be with the sound turned down and really really drunk (yeah, yeah….like every other Sunday SHUT UP!!!!!!) while trying to do Bad Lip Reading in my head. And even then, the keyword is “drunk” (yeah, yeah….like every other Sunday SHUT UP!!!!!)
(sorry, youtube being a big stupid head…you’ll have to open those in a new tab I guess)
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Non “Pro Bowl” Sports
I must say that I’m really enjoying the NHL right now. Perhaps that has something to do with the Caps finally waking up.  And even if the Senators did end up punking ’em next game out, they bounced back last night in Jersey to coast into the All Star Break with the league best mark….as it should be.
Washington Capitals – 72 pts at the break. Suck it, everybody else.
(yes, I’m going to gloat over that so that in the spring when the cup which should rightfully be mine ends up in Yinzburgh again, I’ll have this momentous achievement to reflect upon….wow that’s sad)
Friday NHL – HA!!!!! Oh yeah….THERE IS NONE!!!!
It’s ALL STAR WEEKEND!!!!!!
NHL All-Star Game – Sunday, January 29th, 3:30pm EST – Staples Center, LA
(they’re also having a “skills competition“….just saying)
The NBA is going mostly as expected. Golden State and San Antonio appear to be locked in a battle for the top seed in the West. I doubt that changes much over the next few months. In the East, Cleveland is pretty much holding steady (trust me, they are, in spite of what you might have read lately) as all comers approach and then fall back again. As I said, nothing much unexpected.
Hey….did you see this?
(Awwww shut up….you knew it was coming)
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Late Addition in Memoriam Type Stuff
Former NC State, NBA player Charles Shackleford found dead in Kinston (ABC11.com)
This man’s time at NCSU mirrored my own. I knew him in passing, which is to say I met him a handful of times while we were in school. He was more or less my same age.
Watching him and his teammates play, back in NCSU’s hey day, are some of the fondest memories I take forward with me.
RIP, Charles Shackleford. To me, you will always be amphibious, Sir.
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Pro Bowl
AFC at NFC – Sunday January 29th, 2017. 8pm – ESPN
Venue: Camping World Stadium, Orlando, Florida
Coaches:
- AFC – Andy Reid (KC)
- NFC – Jason Garrett (DAL)
Alright, enough of that. Let’s get to it, shall we?
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Pro Bowl Sexy
Anything NFL/Football themed permitted….I’m lazy with regard to “theme” this week. For instance, this counts….
This counts too…..
As do all of these….
But if we’re to pay proper homage to the legendary annual event that is the NFL Pro Bowl, we gotta co-opt some NFL logos, don’t we?
ATTN: ROGER GOODELL…..I CLAIM FAIR USE!!!!!!!
(Disclaimer: I was gonna try and make sure each non-Superb Owl participant was represented, then this just got too long….sorry if your team got skipped/edited)
Honestly, I can’t tell for sure if that’s a [Redacted]’s jersey, or an FSU jersey. I think it’s FSU, but I really like her so she’s in anyway…
But here’s a real [Redacted]’s for you in case you feel slighted…
This is this young lady’s 3rd appearance in TGISF in the past four (five?) weeks. I think she deserves some sort of prize. Perhaps dinner with tWBS?
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Pro Bowl Boys
Remember this guy? This is his 3rd recent appearance as well….
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I Know It’s Still Only January…
But I’ve got spring fever already. Winter needs to clear its ass out so I can get mobile.
This week’s tWBS original is very spring oriented. It’s from May, 2015, almost two years ago now.
Anyway, it’s called…
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Random Musical Interlude (yeah, random)
Recently, a good friend gently reminded me what is important. Thank you, good friend who shall remain nameless…
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Have a nice weekend, everyone.
Rest up. The weight of next weekend looms already.
Love ya’s.
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Still Sexy Friday? …… seems like it.
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Oh, now we’re gonna whine about Duke and injuries.
HEY!!!! I got news for ya!!!! Fuck Duke!!!!!
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Hahahahaha….suck it, U*NC.
daU is gonna fuck this up.
You watch.
I’d be OK with that…..
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I hope you realize that we have to kill you now.
Come at me bro.
I hope you realize you missed the joke.
Granted; the teeth look sharp.
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I actually have something positive to say for once. Thankfully, I live 20 minutes from Most Glorious alma mater, which – despite its mediocre to lousy sportsball programs – boasts like the #2 vet school east of the Mississippi. And a combination of me lazily working from home Wednesday and said vet school’s small animal ER enrolling JT in a cardiology clinical trial saved my cat’s life.
He had blood clots that cut off the blood flow to both hind legs, impinging movement and causing a fuckton of pain. He came home last night, with a supply of kitty dope and good function in one hind leg, at least some function in the other.
Also, while at the lone NC State bar that still exists (Players’ Retreat) from my college days waiting for JT’s discharge, I played two games of pool and WON both. Hadn’t played pool in like 5 years. I’m insanely proud of that, in a way that only a 40+ year old man would be.
I’ve heard tell that’s a pretty good school.
😉
Then again, they accepted yours truly, so caveat emptor.
Just saying.
Glad he’s doing well.
It’s impossible to keep out all the trouble makers, perverts, dissidents, and riff-raff.
I was allowed into four different reputable colleges at various times……
Hidden confession time. I once tried to watch some of the Pro Bowl. I even asked a (shitty) bar to put it on the TV. They made fun of me.
As well they should have.
Watching Angel. I am still a few episodes away but I am already hating the upcoming eps because Vincent Kartheiser is gonna show up and be a terrible actor, play a terrible character, ruin a season and a half and get the show cancelled earlier than it would have.
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But it turns out it was Natalie Portman THE WHOLE TIME!!!
/I think. I didn’t really get ‘Black Swan’
I bet you got teh right 85 seconds JUST FINE
/pause and rewind ,, ppl don’t forget that