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Yep, with the NFL season now officially on ice I thought I had run out of easy “low hanging fruit”, as far as theme/scenario choice type things for Sexy Friday.
Then I looked at the calendar.
Valentine’s Day. Holee Molee.
As mixed metaphors pour thru my Amygdalae (look it up if you must), I realize that I have one more easy week before I actually have to start thinking again.
So I give you a thoughtless and hormonal Valentine’s Day.
You’re welcome.
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Cupid (I don’t like that guy)
Seriously, I do not like Cupid. Little fat jerk running around with a bow and no clothes on. Trynna shoot me and tell me who I should love?????? Sounds a little bit like a pimp…just saying.
I mean what is this?? Nero’s Rome, circa 65-67AD? (obscure references, ftw)
Last time I tried that I ended up in the Orange Co. (NC) jail. Why should he get away with it?
There are of course exceptions to every rule, however…..
There are also reinforcements to every rule…..
Hey!!!!! Cupid!!!!! Grow a pair and take aim my man. I’ve got a bolt locked in the crossbow. Let’s see who wins…..?
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Just An Additional Day to Shame Our Pets?
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For the Love of Sports
My sincere apologies to the NBA for saying they were boring last week. I give you….the New York Knicks, everybody!!!!!!
Charles Oakley went full on rapist Wednesday night at MSG in case you hadn’t heard. That was….entertaining.
Too bad teh baxsetballing still sucks.
The NHL is back in high gear. In the West it appears to be down to five moderately not terrible teams, with Minnesota and San Jose showing the most chops currently. But then again, it’s the West so who cares?
Back East, the Atlantic appears to be the Canadiens’ to lose. But the Metro is where the fun is at. Currently the Caps are atop, but Columbus, Yinzburgh and NYR are all hot on the trail. Everybody else can suck it. ESPN agrees, FWIW….
| Team | Opening odds | Updated odds |
|---|---|---|
| Washington Capitals | 8-1 | 6-1 |
| Chicago Blackhawks | 6-1 | 7 |
| Pittsburgh Penguins | 8-1 | 7 |
| San Jose Sharks | 12-1 | 7 |
| Montreal Canadiens | 14-1 | 8 |
| Minnesota Wild | 20-1 | 8 |
| Columbus Blue Jackets | 30-1 | 12 |
| Anaheim Ducks | 12-1 | 12 |
| New York Rangers | 25-1 | 16 |
| Edmonton Oilers | 30-1 | 18 |
| St. Louis Blues | 14-1 | 20 |
| Nashville Predators | 25-1 | 25 |
| Los Angeles Kings | 12-1 | 30 |
| Tampa Bay Lightning | 12-1 | 30 |
| Boston Bruins | 30-1 | 30 |
| Ottawa Senators | 50-1 | 40 |
| Dallas Stars | 12-1 | 50 |
| Florida Panthers | 14-1 | 50 |
| Toronto Maple Leafs | 100-1 | 50 |
| Calgary Flames | 60-1 | 60 |
| Philadelphia Flyers | 40-1 | 60 |
| New York Islanders | 30-1 | 100 |
| Carolina Hurricanes | 100-1 | 200 |
| Vancouver Canucks | 100-1 | 200 |
| Winnipeg Jets | 60-1 | 300 |
| Buffalo Sabres | 80-1 | 300 |
| Detroit Red Wings | 40-1 | 300 |
| New Jersey Devils | 100-1 | 300 |
| Arizona Coyotes | 80-1 | 5000 |
| Colorado Avalanche | 60-1 | 5000 |
I’m very tempted to lay a C-note down on Carolina, btw. $20,000 payoff could help fund some trips this summer. But alas I don’t even trust ’em enough to sneak in the back door of the playoff picture, let alone take the cup. Oh well, easy come, easy go.
The MLB gets going this month as far as spring training. But when it does, it appears that the FLORIDA Marlins will be under new ownership more than likely.
$1.6 Billion. Not bad on a $158M investment.
In college basketball, the race for the NCAAT #1 seeds is on. Here’s what Jerry Palm thinks of that race currently. Also, as usual, the meteor really let me down again last night. And now I feel dirty and shamed for even having linked to that. Yeeeesh.
Only one thing can cleanse my soul…..
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Valentine’s Day Sexy
OK, let’s do this……
OK Ladies…..
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And now….Teh Boyz….
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No Hard Feelings NFL
Well NFL, I know you did your best not to suck out loud this past season. But alas, you can’t help who or what you are. I promise I’m doing my best to forgive you.*
*Does not apply to Atlanta
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Spring Fever
It’s been an unseasonably warm week around here this week. I know it’s just a tease and winter isn’t done just yet. But still, the warm weather has me pining for spring now. So this week’s tWBS original was chosen by my somewhat currently biased mindset.
What? I told all of you a long time ago that I like flowers.
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Happy Valentine’s Day, folks. Behave yourselves.
Love ya’s.
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