I spent part of my day earlier being way too angry at things I can’t control. So tonight, I’m going to take advantage of what being nice can produce.
During last week’s Vancouver Snowmageddon, I must have shovelled my invalid neighbour’s driveway & walk about 5 times. She’s a nice older lady who is more than willing to pick up the paper when we are away on vacation. That’s about as pro quo as I’d expect from someone not my mother.
Well guess what I came home to on my doorstep yesterday?
A half-dozen of these babies, along with a nicely handwritten “thank you” note! She chose them because she remembered my wife is Latvian, and Latvia is in the Baltic. No point ruining the gesture by pointing out that it’s brewed in Russia by Carlsberg – it’s the damned thought.
Beers I didn’t expect are usually tastier. In respect of this, I’m making pizza for dinner, to accompany the missus & I watching “Top Chef”. (Ice Liouns game during commercials, of course.) In respect of anti-Russian sentiments, I think I’ll use Ukrainian sausage as the meat base.
It’ll help prepare me for the phone calls from the old country this weekend talking yelling about “Scoxit“.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Avalanche at Sabres – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Canucks at Blues – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Celtics at Bulls – 8:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- NCAA: tons; highlighted matches:
- Wisconsin at Michigan – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Memphis at Connecticut – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Utah at Oregon – 9:00PM | ESPN
I’m glad the snow is finally done.
IT USED TO BE INNOCENT FUN!
One more Aly. Gallery link: http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/yjqy21b8hafxvymui7z7mmfn5a0cmwwl
Someone wasn’t invited to join in SI’s reindeer games, but I think she’ll be okay regardless.
I’ve never heard of Ana de Paula before.
Archer Season 8 trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7vWxapK9o
This entire season will be the dying or fever dream of Sterling, while he’s floating in that pool.
Yup, so … *blows a raspberry* Pass.
I was thinking that the Spanish word for shit has too many syllables. But then I said motherfucker. Tear down that wall, Mr. Trump!
Do we have any word on if John Lynch and Kyle Shanahan have started measuring each other’s dicks yet?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scanning_tunneling_microscope
Oops. That’s for Herr Trump.
And here’s Aly Raisman’s ass:
http://s28.postimg.org/vod0r4y4d/7zcuomi82agy.jpg
Something something digging for gold
I’m having a bitch of a time logging on for some reason, which wouldn’t be a problem given my general lack of posting since the conference championships except to mention or remind whoever’s doing Sexy Friday that all the SI Swimsuit Issue photos dropped today on reddit and every other goddamn site.
Anyway, here’s cover girl Kate Upton jiggling her way to Jimmy Kimmel’s desk, which isn’t that obvious in the gif below.
Full: https://gfycat.com/FrigidInfantileFossa
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Bubbles-trailer-park-boys-eyes.gif
Seamus had no idea, of course not, you think he looks at that smut?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a17376479c7f08163f6ec6af6fe8beb5/tumblr_ok88p0AYy81sigjl3o1_400.gif
“Man, Pennywise ain’t shit.”
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/maurice-jones-drew-is-busting-out.gif
Time to add alcohol to the mix….
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d7d016f667068dd2f826384197a0c3d8/tumblr_okv5gwwMbI1r652d1o3_500.gif
“And CUT. Did you get it?”
“Yeah I got it”
“Yeah we’re good on C-CAM”
https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/717
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d92ee15be8077c827331fc76c500f9f1/tumblr_okvov7P2QH1tzs8cco5_1280.jpg
Ben Franklin’ll have his way and the turkey will be the country’s bird… because someone will have hunted all the bald eagles.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/02/politics/republicans-vote-stream-protection-rule/index.html
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9e4400bc8a46062583915de5a907ac74/tumblr_oa4ezrMKF61s6izgxo2_1280.png
IT’S A HELL OF A GIRLFRIEND WHO WILL CLEAN YOUR GLASS EYE RIGHT BEFORE YOU PUT IT BACK IN!!
It’s a hell of a girlfriend who will clean your brown eye right before…you…put it….
Never mind.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0a789ca42fe0199fc9fc109e0b1934f8/tumblr_okrbcyZwjs1vtheaqo2_540.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0f335cf39f3db88e55e5cbd781511489/tumblr_oiylr6W5nW1r1mpi1o1_1280.jpg
Well, he apparently didn’t prepare his anus.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/733b6c151d625d5af417473b80b5ec6d/tumblr_oleviiZFJT1tbcweeo1_400.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2294b6a8032e1050d87500c48ee65e3d/tumblr_muvva9f3U11ry46hlo1_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/70bf3f669247dafee1b73b20758d66e5/tumblr_mtkwfndL851rsxcwpo1_1280.png
Also, I did the trump survey….
I entered waffles for everything.
EVERYTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWc5gsU-eeY&ab_channel=OndrejRadosta
http://68.media.tumblr.com/cf5e7ce8a6a45b0b358904a714790458/tumblr_ojuffi7iay1vdbx3no1_1280.jpg
2/10 not enough waffles would not eat
these round things… see?
http://straight.fleshbot.com/data/images/straight/006/011/267/1440797399418_web.jpg?1441028425
So pokemon go updated to generation 2…. i.e. pretty much an expansion pack with 100 new pokemon….
oh god why do I keep looking at the pokeradar…..so many…
I really need the weekend to get here faster…
And apparently Blissey is ridiculously good if you lucked out and found any during Valentine’s Day. Which I didn’t. (Hatched one a while back but it’s kinda meh for a hatch.)
And I may finally evolve my almost-perfect Eevee into Umbreon because they still don’t give you full control, those assholes.
I got a few from eggs, evolved to blissey today… seems okay, but not as strong as I would have liked
how long were you having trouble with the servers?
Not too bad, a little bit but I was home and played Fire Emblem Heroes instead.
also, supposedly the names for Espeon and Umbreon are Sakura and Tamao
Vaporeon’s still better numbers-wise and this would top my current one so I’d rather have done that, but otherwise it’ll be my Umbreon I guess.
Espeon’s better than Umbreon, good thing I checked! I may wait a day or two to make sure the databases have the numbers right.
eh, umbreaon was my first dark type.
you know what they say….
Ice Eskimos pounding Ice Iggles and the game has been very chippy.
evening
http://www.steveaoki.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/verne-gif-2.gif
Ugh, I can’t shake this head cold. Hippo, got any good stuff?
http://www.opinionbycam.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/tumblr_n5b3mkHQ3s1rx3q30o1_500.gif
Ah yes, the Mariota cure-all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfiuxnaWr1Y
Evening commentists.