Your “Thirsty Thursday” Evening Open Thread

I spent part of my day earlier being way too angry at things I can’t control. So tonight, I’m going to take advantage of what being nice can produce.

During last week’s Vancouver Snowmageddon, I must have shovelled my invalid neighbour’s driveway & walk about 5 times. She’s a nice older lady who is more than willing to pick up the paper when we are away on vacation. That’s about as pro quo as I’d expect from someone not my mother.

No cool truck, however.

Well guess what I came home to on my doorstep yesterday?

A half-dozen of these babies, along with a nicely handwritten “thank you” note! She chose them because she remembered my wife is Latvian, and Latvia is in the Baltic. No point ruining the gesture by pointing out that it’s brewed in Russia by Carlsberg – it’s the damned thought.

Beers I didn’t expect are usually tastier. In respect of this, I’m making pizza for dinner, to accompany the missus & I watching “Top Chef”. (Ice Liouns game during commercials, of course.) In respect of anti-Russian sentiments, I think I’ll use Ukrainian sausage as the meat base.

It’ll help prepare me for the phone calls from the old country this weekend talking yelling about “Scoxit“.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Avalanche at Sabres – 7:30PM | NBCSN
    • Canucks at Blues – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Celtics at Bulls – 8:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA: tons; highlighted matches:
    • Wisconsin at Michigan – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Memphis at Connecticut – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • Utah at Oregon – 9:00PM | ESPN

I’m glad the snow is finally done.

IT USED TO BE INNOCENT FUN!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Someone wasn’t invited to join in SI’s reindeer games, but I think she’ll be okay regardless.

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Unsurprised

I’ve never heard of Ana de Paula before.

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WCS

This entire season will be the dying or fever dream of Sterling, while he’s floating in that pool.

Unsurprised

Yup, so … *blows a raspberry* Pass.

Cuntler

I was thinking that the Spanish word for shit has too many syllables. But then I said motherfucker. Tear down that wall, Mr. Trump!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Do we have any word on if John Lynch and Kyle Shanahan have started measuring each other’s dicks yet?

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Unsurprised

And here’s Aly Raisman’s ass:

http://s28.postimg.org/vod0r4y4d/7zcuomi82agy.jpg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Something something digging for gold

Unsurprised

I’m having a bitch of a time logging on for some reason, which wouldn’t be a problem given my general lack of posting since the conference championships except to mention or remind whoever’s doing Sexy Friday that all the SI Swimsuit Issue photos dropped today on reddit and every other goddamn site.

Anyway, here’s cover girl Kate Upton jiggling her way to Jimmy Kimmel’s desk, which isn’t that obvious in the gif below.

Full: https://gfycat.com/FrigidInfantileFossa

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Senor Weaselo

Seamus had no idea, of course not, you think he looks at that smut?

Brocky

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Time to add alcohol to the mix….
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Brick Meathook

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“And CUT. Did you get it?”

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“Yeah I got it”

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“Yeah we’re good on C-CAM”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

Ben Franklin’ll have his way and the turkey will be the country’s bird… because someone will have hunted all the bald eagles.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/9e4400bc8a46062583915de5a907ac74/tumblr_oa4ezrMKF61s6izgxo2_1280.png

IT’S A HELL OF A GIRLFRIEND WHO WILL CLEAN YOUR GLASS EYE RIGHT BEFORE YOU PUT IT BACK IN!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s a hell of a girlfriend who will clean your brown eye right before…you…put it….

Never mind.

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Brocky

Also, I did the trump survey….

I entered waffles for everything.

EVERYTHING

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Brocky

2/10 not enough waffles would not eat

Brocky

So pokemon go updated to generation 2…. i.e. pretty much an expansion pack with 100 new pokemon….

oh god why do I keep looking at the pokeradar…..so many…

I really need the weekend to get here faster…

Senor Weaselo

And apparently Blissey is ridiculously good if you lucked out and found any during Valentine’s Day. Which I didn’t. (Hatched one a while back but it’s kinda meh for a hatch.)

And I may finally evolve my almost-perfect Eevee into Umbreon because they still don’t give you full control, those assholes.

Brocky

I got a few from eggs, evolved to blissey today… seems okay, but not as strong as I would have liked

how long were you having trouble with the servers?

Senor Weaselo

Not too bad, a little bit but I was home and played Fire Emblem Heroes instead.

Brocky

also, supposedly the names for Espeon and Umbreon are Sakura and Tamao

Senor Weaselo

Vaporeon’s still better numbers-wise and this would top my current one so I’d rather have done that, but otherwise it’ll be my Umbreon I guess.

Senor Weaselo

Espeon’s better than Umbreon, good thing I checked! I may wait a day or two to make sure the databases have the numbers right.

Brocky

eh, umbreaon was my first dark type.

you know what they say….

litre_cola

Ice Eskimos pounding Ice Iggles and the game has been very chippy.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ugh, I can’t shake this head cold. Hippo, got any good stuff?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Ah yes, the Mariota cure-all.

litre_cola

Evening commentists.