Your “Thirsty Thursday” Evening Open Thread

I spent part of my day earlier being way too angry at things I can’t control. So tonight, I’m going to take advantage of what being nice can produce.

During last week’s Vancouver Snowmageddon, I must have shovelled my invalid neighbour’s driveway & walk about 5 times. She’s a nice older lady who is more than willing to pick up the paper when we are away on vacation. That’s about as pro quo as I’d expect from someone not my mother.

No cool truck, however.

Well guess what I came home to on my doorstep yesterday?

A half-dozen of these babies, along with a nicely handwritten “thank you” note! She chose them because she remembered my wife is Latvian, and Latvia is in the Baltic. No point ruining the gesture by pointing out that it’s brewed in Russia by Carlsberg – it’s the damned thought.

Beers I didn’t expect are usually tastier. In respect of this, I’m making pizza for dinner, to accompany the missus & I watching “Top Chef”. (Ice Liouns game during commercials, of course.) In respect of anti-Russian sentiments, I think I’ll use Ukrainian sausage as the meat base.

It’ll help prepare me for the phone calls from the old country this weekend talking yelling about “Scoxit“.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Avalanche at Sabres – 7:30PM | NBCSN
    • Canucks at Blues – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Celtics at Bulls – 8:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA: tons; highlighted matches:
    • Wisconsin at Michigan – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Memphis at Connecticut – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • Utah at Oregon – 9:00PM | ESPN

I’m glad the snow is finally done.

IT USED TO BE INNOCENT FUN!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Senor Weaselo

President’s Day mattress sale ad? DRINK!

Brick Meathook

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Would you like to switch your long distance to Sprint? No? That’s okay I’m just kidding anyway. Go fuck yourself, asshole.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

So, would you say that UCONN’t believe it?

Horatio Cornblower

Only if I had no self-respect.

Gratliff

So yes?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m here aren’t I?

Horatio Cornblower

Also it took 7 minutes to play the last 48 seconds.

Senor Weaselo

So, a speedy conclusion?

Horatio Cornblower

For college basketball yes. They must have burned some time-outs earlier.

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus not only did UCONN come all the way back to win but Rodney Goddamn Purvis got the last points on a breakaway dunk as time expired.

/goes outside with sugar for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck that guy.
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Unsurprised

It does now.

Horatio Cornblower

UCONN now trying to get the ball in against a full-court press. This is usually hilarious but Memphis took the precaution of not guarding the guy running to the basket like he stole something and now they’re down 3.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh, UCONN’s star player just dribbled it off his foot while trying to clear out. Memphis ball, they’re down by 1 with 48 seconds left.

Figuring for time-outs there’s a half hour left in this game.

Horatio Cornblower

UCONN Twitter is going ape-shit right now.

If they win they’re 13-12. This is not a big deal.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Gratliff

Sweet jesus. It’s 5-1. Wayne Simmonds should just start punching swathes of people like a Game of Thrones giant.

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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“Fuck you”
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“Hey fuck you too, asshole”

Horatio Cornblower

Debut film my ass, I created that story the night of my Senior Pr…

And I’ve said too much.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Rob?

Horatio Cornblower

“Kevin Ollie imploring his team to get their hands up on defense”

One out of four UCONN players has his hands up.

Horatio Cornblower

UCONN has cut a 17 point lead to 5 with 5 minutes left. The crowd is going nuts.

This is what passes for excitement at a UCONN men’s bball game these days.

Brocky

Twilight zone movie, really underrated flick. obviously, the on set death was horrible, but overall it can almost go toe to toe with other anthologies of the time

Horatio Cornblower

I see NC State has a job opening…

theeWeeBabySeamus

‘Bout damned time, too.

Brick Meathook

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“Hell, Rage Hotline? I’d just like to say fuck you. Yes, I’ll hold…”

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Gratliff

Sports are stupid. We’re stupid.

Horatio Cornblower

UCONN has cut a 17 point lead down to 5 with 9 minutes to go. The crowd is going nuts.

I’ve seen this show before. I know how it ends. Put me down for Memphis by 9.

Gratliff

How is historically scrappy underdog UCONN managing to overcome these odds?

Gratliff

guh the flyers

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

You guyz
https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/
If you take this, there’s no email verification. I was [email protected]
It’s HILARIOUS.

Senor Weaselo

Nothing says scientific statistical rigidity than not checking emails for verification, right?
/Paging Dok!

nomonkeyfun

Hehe, he said rigidity.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Some of my better answers did have to do with their shitty survey questions. LOL

theeWeeBabySeamus

8. Which online source do you use the most?
Your Mom’s webcam.

Also….

I’m Turd Ferguson
[email protected]

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They are such fucking amateurs it really blows my mind.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve read that at the end it pushes you to a donation page; given how fucking Keystone Kops these guys are abut everything someone should try to donate negative money and see what happens.

WCS

Donate in kroners or tenge.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

By which I mean it wouldn’t surprise me at all if donating -$10.00 caused THEM to give money to YOU.

Senor Weaselo

Free money?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Now I’m thinking I should upload a few videos of Trump’s inauguration to pornhub with the tag “amateur”.

Gratliff

It’s been done
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Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

I was [email protected]. I’m quite proud of some of my suggestions. Insulting, yet not so vulgar as to warrant a call from the FBI.

Brick Meathook

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This chimp is capable of shooting anything except himself.

theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s suicidal….keep the hacksaws away from him for the love of god!!!!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hey, you’re right! Ha ha ha.

nomonkeyfun

Hello fellow imaginary dick jokes aficionados.

Sorry, for being away, but I’ve been making a voluntary tour of some of the finer secure facilities of northern NJ.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Oh shit, tomorrow is Friday! Without football around, it’s hard to tell what day of the week it is…

King Hippo

yeah, no Lesser Footy this weekend, even. All days suck exactly the same. Really prime time for some hawt seppuku action…

Sharkbait

Well shit. Fucking Islanders.

Senor Weaselo

If you want you can blame this on me sending a “Let’s go Rangers” snap of the TV to someone? (She’s an Ice Jets fan AND a Dirt Jets fan, so clearly I should continue pursuit!)
/No, not her Seamus, the other one

WCS
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Instead of asking the president targeted questions about Russia/Flynn reporters sucked into an argument about the press –which Trump wants.

— Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) February 16, 2017

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I can’t believe there are some people who are so fucking gaslit they will actually chalk Trump’s performance today up as a “win”.

WCS

It’s an alternative loss.

Gratliff

How is this the same fucking team that went 10 straight and topped it off with knocking off Washington?

Gratliff

jesus christ the flyers

Senor Weaselo

How do you have a double minor and not just not score, but give up a shorthanded?

Sharkbait

I hate the Ice Jest so god damn much

Senor Weaselo

Okay, they scored on the power play, never mind. Slightly.

WCS

The Drew Magary episode of Chopped is about to start.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/vhgwscuyp7c135w3hukt.gif

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Oh damn, I’ve been trying to find that one. What channel?

WCS

Food Network

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Ah, still a few hours off on my end. Thanks, imaginary friends!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Remember that thing about meeting your heroes…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

…And how they’re always way more awesome than you thought?

Senor Weaselo

You can’t disappoint a picture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhOG3XwX9Yw

Sharkbait

Evening peoples.

Mrs Sharkbait had a chili cookoff at her company and we ended up winning. Good to know I can make chili better than a bunch of scientists.

Senor Weaselo

Is the secret ingredient magic?

Unsurprised

A/K/A MSG.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

Trump news cycle:
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Asshole. Couldn’t have done that before they got to the vet and the automatic $200 bill?

Brick Meathook

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I momentarily forgot that Roommate Commander has already left for the weekend (to go to Vancouver, actually) so let the party commence!

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Senor Weaselo

Wouldn’t that be… *checks the Wikipedias* Lieutenant of the Super Soldiers? Or something?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Probably, but let’s not make this more complicated than it needs to be.

The important thing is,that beer while pantless tastes better.

herodotus450
Senor Weaselo

Popeye’s Chicken Waffle Tenders: Great idea, not the best execution. Decidedly meh.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Most of the food people make to bring in to the office in my group is good to great (a matter of pride). The cookie I just had, tho….
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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Did you get the one in the middle of the circle?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I try to avoid Dante cookies.

Brick Meathook

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Yeah, and 2 days later he was killed in a drunken knife fight in a Daytona Beach strip club.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I don’t know nothin’ about that.”

– Rob Ryan

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I withheld my rage when calling and trying to cancel my AT&T U-verse service earlier today, after I was told that I was apparently renewed for another year contract that I never agreed to. Where’s my free beer?!

To be fair, they are investigating RENEWALGHAZI and should be back to me in 2 days. But if I have to pay a cancellation fee…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

13. Do you believe that political correctness has created biased news coverage on both illegal immigration and radical Islamic terrorism?

herodotus450

Ding ding ding we have a weiner for “purposefully confusingly phrased question hidden in a miasma of emotion that we will cherry pick the results of”:
14. Do you believe that contrary to what the media says, raising taxes does not create jobs?
Yes
No
No Opinion

litre_cola

That one was my favourite.

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Some of those questions were more loaded than Bannon on a weekday afternoon.

herodotus450

18. Do you believe that the media uses slurs rather than facts to attack conservative stances on issues like border control, religious liberties, and ObamaCare?
Oh, like calling it “ObamaCare” instead of its real name?

herodotus450

22. Do you believe that if Republicans were obstructing Obama like Democrats are doing to President Trump, the mainstream media would attack Republicans?
OH YOU MEAN THE EIGHT YEARS OF OBSTRUCTIONISM, GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWNS, TEMPORARY BUDGETS, RECORD LOW NUMBERS OF PASSED LEGISLATION THAT WE JUST HAD?

herodotus450

And after submitting my answers (which require your name, email, and zip code) it takes you RIGHT TO A DONATION PAGE!

herodotus450

After further consideration, I think the poll was just a dirty trick by Fronkenshteen to give us all coronaries, so he can have the site and all its bandwidth to himself.

Fronkenshteen

More like Vern in “Stand By Me”.
“You guys wanna see a dead body?”

herodotus450

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herodotus450

I still can’t get over this question.
Hey Pierre-McGuire-lookalike Mitch McConnell, do yuo have a direct quote about legislating with Obama? Oh you do, from 2010?
“The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.”
The most important thing, eh? Not, say, doing your job?
Say Senator, what’s the party line about Obama’s policies?
“If he was for it,” former Ohio Senator George Voinovich explained, “we had to be against it.”
Right right, DEFINITELY not obstruction. Treason maybe, but not obstruction.

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And yet in spite of that tactic working oh so well, the Democrats refuse to consider it.

...

God, it’s a shame the results of that will never see the light of day.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I …. I mean the devout republican in my office I filled it out for picked “other” on most and gave a nice answer.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Shogun Marcus

I’m also likely to engage trouble based on poetic observations. But you can’t blame me, it’s YOUR CHILDREN.

Don T

Every old lady I’ve had as neighbor has been great. Even the nosy ones were kind.

litre_cola

My old one who lived upstairs from me still stalks me online. Nosiest neighbour ever.

Shogun Marcus

Hear me now, love me later. Substitute teaching does in fact rule. IF YOU’RE ME. Your mileage may vary.

Senor Weaselo

How is Ice Donks-Ice Bills the national game when you have Ice Giants-Ice Jets?
/As national as it gets considering it’s NBCSN
//Whatever, I have MSG