We Now Interrupt Your Draft FOAR Chelsea’s Last (Small) Chance To Lose…

That’s right, fuckers.  2/3 of CNBC/NBCSN’s Sunday triple-header are where it’s at this week.  Everton and Romelu Lukaku will seek to avenge a dreadful trip to Stanford Bridge when they host the League leaders (9:05, CNBC).  A draw can always happen, so a Toffee result opens the door for some late drama, though Spurs getting through their gauntlet unscathed is quite unlikely.

Speaking of which, they host rejuvenated Arsenal (11:30, NBCSN) immediately afterwards.  Knowing whether Everton have done them a favour or not.  White Hart Lane will ever be hopping or depressed as fuck.  Sunday Funday should be worth your time this week.

Saturday?  Eh…not so much.  The 10:00 window features Hull, of relegation scrap infamy, invading Southampton (NBCSN).  Leicester at West Brom is the only other watchable option, really (CNBC or Extra Time, unclear).

Palace and Burnley at 12:30 (NBC)?  PASS.  Watch the fookin’ Draft.

Oh yeah, the early Sunday match has Swans (also in the shit for relegation) at Old Trafford, so if you’re up, tune in (7:00, CNBC).

Apologies for the shit preview.  I’m still mad as a hornet about the Bolles pick.