So what should our theme be this week? Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy. But that would just shit on Independence Day in a few weeks. You know, kinda the way “Independence Day: Resurgence” shat on last year’s Independence Day.
Jeebus that movie sucked….
I am honestly still kinda pissed that I actually paid to see that abortion in the theatre. Oh well.
But I digress…..
Then I considered doing the Bong Girls theme I threatened to do a few weeks ago. And eventually I will, but this week seems mistimed for that. But here’s a sneak preview of how that will go when the time comes….
See, now isn’t that something to look forward to? All in good time, though.
But this week, after (not) much deliberation, it’s the US Open, dammit. Sexy Golf Girls.
Yes, I know we already kinda did this in a couple of the ISoG episodes. But only on a limited basis. Yes there will probably be repetition of at least some of those used in ISoG, but there will be new ones too. Plus, most of you didn’t read ISoG anyway (no judgement, I didn’t either) so they’ll all be new to you’s.
But yeah….Sexy Golf Girls!!!!!
More to come….
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No Request Line For You!!!
You may have noticed the absence of a certain [DFO] Friday staple earlier today from a certain song Nazi……errrr I mean the lovely and talented Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, of course. He says he’s done working so hard for you thankless heathens so go find your own damn songs. Jerks.
Just kidding. He sends his heartfelt apologies and will be back with it next week. Allegedly.
Until then, I’ve got you covered…
The topic is: Bad Songs Parodied for Golf….
Wow, even for a parody that sucks. I better tag out and let Rikki-Tikki-Deadly handle this stuff next week.
But at least I tried.
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Not Much Sports
NHL
NBA 
MLB
Yep, that’s right. Your summer of woes is only just beginning….
Plus, the baseball itself hasn’t been very good. Though admittedly my opinion might be biased by watching Baltimore play after having had the best record in baseball in mid-May. THEN promptly going 11-23 (and counting) since then. And THEN as of last night, landing in the AL East cellar tied with Toronto.
I said early on that June was gonna suck for my O’s. Sadly, it started in May. I need to become a Nats’ fan.
/remembers Dusty Baker
I need to become a Houston fan.
Tonight:
- Washington at NYM – 7:00pmEDT – ESPN
College World Series
Yes, moar el Beisbol, but at least this will be over in a week and a half. It all gets started tomorrow in scenic Omaha.
Stop looking at me like that, RoboNeck. I’m not paying you royalties, you don’t own the word “Omaha”.
Saturday:
- Oregon State v CS Fullerton – 3:00pmEDT – ESPN
- LSU v Florida State – 8:00pmEDT – ESPN
Sunday:
- Louisville v Texas A&M – 2:00pmEDT – ESPN
- Florida v TCU – 7:00pmEDT – ESPN2
117th US Open Championship
It started yesterday and goes thru Sunday.
Erin Hills, Erin, Wisconsin.
- Coverage today on FS1 (will be over by the time this posts)
- Coverage Saturday/Sunday on FOX
I know most of you are not big into the whole golf thing so I’m not gonna continue to ramble on about it.
But here’s the Leaderboard anyway.
Anywhoooooo……
Now let’s look at girls.
Colonel Hans Landa agrees.
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Sexy Golf Girls
Seems fairly self-explanatory.
Enjoy…..
This is Paige Spiranac. She’s a professional golfer, though I’d venture the opinion that her appearance has probably earned her as much if not more money than her golf game. Which sucks because her golf game is still better than mine AND she looks like that. Thanks Universe!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loq0YvF2kAw
But she’s still young and her game is improving. If I may illustrate using a different sport…..she still has a real shot at becoming more “Sharapova” and less “Kournikova”…if she wants to. We’ll see. But she is easy on the eyes, nonetheless….
And when she’s not playing golf, she sometimes looks like this….
Or this…..
Or this……
Or even this….
What do you think, Marv?
I agree, Sir. Now please stop biting me.
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Coupla Songs
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tWBS Golf (sort of) Photo
The quality isn’t great because it was taken with the crappy camera in the middle of a round of golf. But one day I happened to observe this scofflaw fishing on course property, and I thought it was funny enough to hold up my playing partners in order to get the photo. This particular Blue Heron is, or at least was, actually a year round resident at this course in Gilbert, AZ. As an aside, alert readers of ISoG (LMFAO…yeah, ok) might recognize this course as the fictional setting where ballsofsteelandfury and myself ogled girls for hours before moving on and screwing up Blaxabbath’s night.
So, it all comes full circle.
Photo was taken about four years ago….
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Okie Doke. I’m done running my mouth now.
Have a great weekend folks.
Love ya’s
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I found the source: Lauren Clare
Here’s our other favorite teenager, Bella Thorne, dancing.
I know the nurse was, so I assume the ER doctor in this scene was a real doctor. I don’t know why it made me think of it this time, but his tone and speech pattern the whole time is so eerily calm and professional. I’m reminded of the scene on Scrubs where Dr. Cox is talking about how they make jokes because people die and that’s part of the job and they just have to move on to the next patient.
I think it’s because I’ve been thinking about that in the legal profession, and how so few lawyers have real experience or empathy with clients and people who will never become clients, and specifically those in both groups who’ve mostly or only ever experienced our profession when we are taking from them. There’s been a lot of talk about the future of the profession, and the OSB is releasing a report next week, but the problem with the preliminary teaser presentation I went to this week is that it’s lawyers advising their clients – lawyers – to face realities that they have no grasp on. And then I ran into a classmate immediately afterwards on her way to court, and the problem is that the people who can provide the best input are too busy to get involved. The ones who do get involved are too removed to realize what is going on. But I’m stuck in the middle not working but dealing with people like the CEO of the bar, and I’m just trying to figure out what to say and then coming up empty when it comes time to sitting down and trying to say it, which creates this insane cycle because not expressing myself becomes something to get angry at and on and on and on.
Fuck it. It’s too late for this shit. But it’s June 17, 2017 already and more and more I feel like life is passing me by.
There are no robot lawyers. Yet. So, you’re safe.
There are also fewer and fewer people who can afford anything more than LegalZoom.
Gonna put the bones in Bones tonight on planet SDREGFGDEDS.
Our crumbling infrastructure?
Real life story time! Walked down to the beach access road and headed north. This crazy fucking raven looked like he was dive bombing me, only to pull up about 15 feet short to look at a freshly driven-over king snake that was at least a three footer.
Bird lands, gnaws at carcass and I carry on.
I get home and I’ve got to get rid of trash and get the beer out of the trunk before it gets hot.
We have this staircase with the switchback landing and this little raccoon, who was still wobbly as fuck on his feet, had managed to climb halfway up the 2nd flight.
I thought it was a kitten!
He sees me and backs down slowly on shaky legs.
I’m talking to him like, “Little dude, I’m not going to hurt you. Just move a little bit and I’ll walk to the dumpster.”
He backs to the stair landing and I shit you not, covered his head with his paws to protect himself.
/you can safely say “aaahhh!” now .
I walked past and wished him well.
Then while tossing out the trash I wondered “Where’s Mom?”
I went out a different exit.
Whew. For a second I was afraid that fucking raven was going to come for the raccoon.
I thought that as well.
I did NOT know there was that much wildlife around your area!
Huh. I thought that would be larger.
