TGISF…aka “¡Oh Dios mío! Sólo el Béisbol y el Golf?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

So what should our theme be this week?  Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy.  But that would just shit on Independence Day in a few weeks.  You know, kinda the way “Independence Day: Resurgence” shat on last year’s Independence Day.

Jeebus that movie sucked….

I am honestly still kinda pissed that I actually paid to see that abortion in the theatre.  Oh well.

But I digress…..

Then I considered doing the Bong Girls theme I threatened to do a few weeks ago.  And eventually I will, but this week seems mistimed for that.  But here’s a sneak preview of how that will go when the time comes….

See, now isn’t that something to look forward to?  All in good time, though.

But this week, after (not) much deliberation, it’s the US Open, dammit.  Sexy Golf Girls.

Yes, I know we already kinda did this in a couple of the ISoG episodes.  But only on a limited basis.  Yes there will probably be repetition of at least some of those used in ISoG, but there will be new ones too.  Plus, most of you didn’t read ISoG anyway (no judgement, I didn’t either) so they’ll all be new to you’s.

But yeah….Sexy Golf Girls!!!!!

More to come….

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No Request Line For You!!!

You may have noticed the absence of a certain [DFO] Friday staple earlier today from a certain song Nazi……errrr I mean the lovely and talented Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, of course.  He says he’s done working so hard for you thankless heathens so go find your own damn songs.  Jerks.

Just kidding.  He sends his heartfelt apologies and will be back with it next week.  Allegedly.

Until then, I’ve got you covered…

The topic is:  Bad Songs Parodied for Golf….

Wow, even for a parody that sucks.  I better tag out and let Rikki-Tikki-Deadly handle this stuff next week.

But at least I tried.

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Not Much Sports

NHL

NBA

MLB

Yep, that’s right.  Your summer of woes is only just beginning….

Plus, the baseball itself hasn’t been very good.  Though admittedly my opinion might be biased by watching Baltimore play after having had the best record in baseball in mid-May.  THEN promptly going 11-23 (and counting) since then.  And THEN as of last night, landing in the AL East cellar tied with Toronto.

I said early on that June was gonna suck for my O’s.  Sadly, it started in May.  I need to become a Nats’ fan.

/remembers Dusty Baker

I need to become a Houston fan.

Tonight:

• Washington at NYM – 7:00pmEDT – ESPN

Friday’s MLB Schedule

College World Series

Yes, moar el Beisbol, but at least this will be over in a week and a half.  It all gets started tomorrow in scenic Omaha.

Stop looking at me like that, RoboNeck.  I’m not paying you royalties, you don’t own the word “Omaha”.

Saturday:

• Oregon State v CS Fullerton – 3:00pmEDT – ESPN
• LSU v Florida State – 8:00pmEDT – ESPN

Sunday:

• Louisville v Texas A&M – 2:00pmEDT – ESPN
• Florida v TCU – 7:00pmEDT – ESPN2

The CWS Bracket

117th US Open Championship

It started yesterday and goes thru Sunday.

Erin Hills, Erin, Wisconsin.

• Coverage today on FS1 (will be over by the time this posts)
• Coverage Saturday/Sunday on FOX

I know most of you are not big into the whole golf thing so I’m not gonna continue to ramble on about it.

But here’s the Leaderboard anyway.

Anywhoooooo……

Now let’s look at girls.

Colonel Hans Landa agrees.

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Sexy Golf Girls

Seems fairly self-explanatory.

Enjoy…..

This is Paige Spiranac.  She’s a professional golfer, though I’d venture the opinion that her appearance has probably earned her as much if not more money than her golf game.  Which sucks because her golf game is still better than mine AND she looks like that.  Thanks Universe!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loq0YvF2kAw

But she’s still young and her game is improving.  If I may illustrate using a different sport…..she still has a real shot at becoming more “Sharapova” and less “Kournikova”…if she wants to.  We’ll see.  But she is easy on the eyes, nonetheless….

And when she’s not playing golf, she sometimes looks like this….

Or this…..

Or this……

Or even this….

What do you think, Marv?

I agree, Sir.  Now please stop biting me.

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Coupla Songs

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tWBS Golf (sort of) Photo

The quality isn’t great because it was taken with the crappy camera in the middle of a round of golf.  But one day I happened to observe this scofflaw fishing on course property, and I thought it was funny enough to hold up my playing partners in order to get the photo.  This particular Blue Heron is, or at least was, actually a year round resident at this course in Gilbert, AZ.  As an aside, alert readers of ISoG (LMFAO…yeah, ok) might recognize this course as the fictional setting where ballsofsteelandfury and myself ogled girls for hours before moving on and screwing up Blaxabbath’s night.

So, it all comes full circle.

Photo was taken about four years ago….

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Okie Doke.  I’m done running my mouth now.

Have a great weekend folks.

Love ya’s

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