TGISF…aka “Sometimes It’s OK To Look Behind” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

Earlier today, Ray Lewis tried to help us to Put It All Behind Us on DFO Request Line.

Ray says “Hi”, btw…

But tonight, we’re going to change gears and actually embrace that which is BEHIND us.

So to speak…

Obligatory?  OBLIGATORY!!!!!

You see where I’m going here, right?  There’s a method to my madness.  Occasionally, at least.

More to come…..

Sports

NFL

Were you aware that the NFL has done away with the traditional Home/Away uniform distinctions?  Yep, the Nike contract.  All 32 NFL teams apparently have four uniform choices this year, but aside from each team’s uniform “contrasting” with the opposition’s, other home/away requirements have been done away with.  Might look weird in some cases.

But before you think that’s the NFL (or Nike) softening, it’s not.  It’s marketing.  In fact, the penalties for breaking the uniform “code” seem to have only increased.  And of course, Cleveland is never happy about anything.  But then again, why would they be?  It’s Cleveland.

Oh, and this guy will be a free man in a little over two months.  You better watch your step, real killer.  He’s gonna be looking for you.  Especially if you have any sports memorabilia which he thinks belongs to him.  What a turd of a human being.

Speaking of turds….

Ron Goldman’s father, Fred, and his sister, Kim, join “CBS This Morning” for their first interview since Simpson was granted parole Thursday.

“CBS This Morning” co-host Norah O’Donnell asked if Simpson’s successful parole hearing is just another example of him getting away with a crime.

“For me the answer is yes, but then obviously we’re a little biased. I’m troubled that he’s out free getting a second chance. Something that Ron didn’t get. I would prefer to see him back in jail. Simple as that. I don’t think he is worthy of the right to be out amongst decent people,” Fred said.

FWIW, Fred, I do agree with you in principle.  But THIS case has nothing to do with you or your family.  But hey, at least you got on TV again.  Right?  I LOL’d at “….first interview since Simpson was granted parole.”   Yeah, it took ’em a whole what….12 hours?  Repeat after me, Fred….   “No Comment, my family and I would just like to live our lives“.

More NFL turds?  MOAR NFL TURDS!!!!

 

MLB

The baseball itself is still pretty sucky.  But the trade deadline is approaching so that’s what everyone is talking about.  Do you care?  Me neither.  Unless the Orioles trade Zach Britton, Darren O’Day or Brad Brach.  Then I’ll care…and will also be pissed.  Unless they also find a way to ship out…… Ubaldoooooo!!!!!!

Meh.

Standings

Tonight:

  • Houston at Baltimore – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
  • Toronto at Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

 

Golf

The 146th British Open is underway.  This year, it’s at Royal Birkdale.

Leaderboard

 

Behinds Should be Worth More Than Just One Point

That’s a little AFL humour.  Because the Aussies are known for their good humour….

 

More motion?  Why not?

Coupla More Songs About Butts

 

I hope everyone has a great weekend.

It’s supposed to be hot as hell around my neck of the woods this weekend, so this will be me if at all possible.  I will move only when my current spot gets too warm….

(Just add booze)

Fuck off already, summer.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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[…] proper Friday night, we had, as someone noted in the Sexy Friday open thread, a “cracker” of a match between the Essendon Bombers and the North Melbourne Kangaroos. […]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I ran to the store first. Got lazy again quick

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I actually ran out and did the front yard right after I said that. The 8 inches of grass in the back should be fine for now. Maybe it will rain so I have an excuse it is not mowed.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Is anyone else willing to mow my lawn and do a bunch of other random shit? No? Are you you sure… fine, god damn it, I’ll do it. Fuck it. Still a little drunk. Any plan that starts with drinking at 12:30 is probably a little stupid to begin with.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I chose to watch Daredevil again. Sticking with this decision.I am gonna turn on an alarm.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have 4 hours to sleep to wake up my father and tell him he is an insane asshole. Same 4 hours to just sleep. I would choose option 2 but I don’t have a choice. He can’t do any yard work or go to the store, or any other menial task. He is also already obviously awake. His volume is at 11. And I can hear it through 2 doors.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

WordPress doesn’t seem to like this site.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So I went to tumblr to find red head pictures because I thought that would be fun because I am also listening to a red head with giant boobs explain Game of Thrones mythology. I can’t find any pictures. like 95% of them are NSFW.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Romonobyl

I’ll take curves over corners any day.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think this one falls technically under SFW here

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

You could make that case to IT fairly easily.

Romonobyl

Afraid it wouldn’t quite make the cut for my work computer machine’s lock screen.
THANKS A LOT LENA DUNHAM!!!!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Wakezilla

Random thought: Lulay (ginger ) completed a pass to Vandervoort (ginger) for his first ever reception while Scott The Sherminator Rintoole (ginger) called the play.

Has there ever been a football Ginger hatrick like this before?

Romonobyl

I’m sure this has been covered elsewhere, but who do you have to blow/bang/buy dinner and drinks for to get teh avatar back? WP.org keeps sending me to WP.com.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was told internet dad was working on it and to be patient. I ignored this and tried to fix it at gravatar and every other possible place and couldn’t. So I am back to just waiting and hoping it gets fixed.

Romonobyl

Makes sense, thanks. I’d hate to threaten legal action.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

Too much splash on entry. 2/10 – would not bang.

Wakezilla

I Love this woman so much. She should be more famous than she is, damnit

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The 80s; when my back felt good.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

My lovely likeness back now?
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Romonobyl

Dammit! So we using Gravatar?

Beerguyrob

The Essendon -North Melbourne match is a real cracker. (Actual broadcast quote.)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

It is!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I woke up like 30 min ago. My sleep schedule is just going to shit. My dad is on an insane amount of steroids so he is just insanely quick to anger, and he is not good about that not on steroids.He in some ways knows this so he told me to just avoid him so I went to sleep at like 7, but it is now 12:30, drinking because I am up again alone and bored, This probably isn’t the best plan but there is no way I could get back to sleep right now if I tried.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Damn, gentlemen. That’s some mighty fine work tonight.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

Poor horsey will never smell the same.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

People will have the urge to lick his back.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Woooo!

How bout dem Lions!

Cecil the Lion’s son died today so that the Leos could win tonight

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who’s got two thumbs and is going to his first rodeo tomorrow?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is that what they’re calling it now?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Bring alcohol. You’ll have a much better time.

Wakezilla

Goodie. Nice to see the Lions go in the Prevent (nothing) defense

Wakezilla

Shitty call aside, that was a horrendous spot

Wakezilla

Anyone see Spiderman homecoming and thought Tony Stark came across as a villain?

I have yet to see the film, but, there seems to be a lot of implication in the reviews about this

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

He was an asshole, but an asshole 19 year old trying to do his best to parent a child he isn’t in any way prepared to raise.

Wakezilla

TWBS and Moose are doing the Lord’s work tonight. Good hustle men

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Kaya Scodelario has one of the best annoyed as fuck looks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

LOL! After about 90 seconds, we went from a 42-27 game to a 42-42 game. I love the CFL

Wakezilla

Mike O Shea? More like Mike O’No after that stupid call

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Turning point: 27-21 BC and Bombers are about to punt when a player gets a 10 yard objectionable conduct penalty. Like 2 minutes later, the Peggers are up 42-27.

The Manny show just made it 42-34. Hope!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“27-21 BC…”

At first I thought it was going to be a history rant.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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