Your “Title Abridged Due To Holiday Day-Drinking” Canadian Holiday Monday Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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I don’t really have anything to add. There’s no “NFL Notes” today. I put this post together in spurts over the weekend, because it’s a holiday and I didn’t feel like putting in much effort, like Mark Sanchez. I did put more effort into crushing beers, like Matt Leinart.

But I will point out that tomorrow, August 8, ESPNU will become “the Ocho” for a day, and broadcasting sports rarely seen on American TV and only mentioned in groundbreaking places like DFO’s “This Week In Violence” posts by The Maestro.

Courtesy SBNation, here’s the lineup for Tuesday on “The Ocho”, because ESPN’s site wouldn’t let me cut & paste the schedule:

All times Eastern.

ESPN8: “The Ocho” schedule

Time Event
12 a.m. 2016 American Disc Golf Championship.
2 a.m. 2016 WFTDA Roller Derby Championships.
4 a.m. 2016 Sky Zone Ultimate Trampoline Dodgeball.
5:30 a.m. Firefighters World Challenge XXV.
8 a.m. 2016 Kabaddi World Cup Final.
9 a.m. World Darts Championship.
11:30 a.m. Arm Wrestling: Best of WAL 2016 Championship.
12:30 p.m. 2017 Championship of Bags.
2:30 p.m. EVO 2017 World Championship – Street Fighter
5:00 p.m. Moxie Games.
7:00 p.m. U.S. Open Ultimate Championships

Tonight’s sports:

  • Beisbol:
    • MLB:
      • Cubs at Giants – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Little League Baseball:
      • Southeast Regional semifinal – 7:00PM | ESPN
      • Southwest Regional semifinal – 9:00PM | ESPN2
  • Wrestling:
    • WWE: Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

I’M NOT READY FOR A NEW SCHOOL YEAR!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I woke up at 2 am after getting a nice 2 hours of sleep, figured taking a bunch of benedryl and a couple shots would get me back to sleep. It is now 6 am. I think I should just go mow my lawn. I would think it was rude but the construction equipment has been out there for an hour now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m not sure what the ordinance is where you are, but most places it’s 7 a.m. If they are in violation, document it. In general the police are responsible for enforcing it, but if they are unresponsive, take it up with your representative. Chances are they will be in violation of the terms of their contract, which means the city can start fining them.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is actually 9 am here.I know it because I sat in on city council meetings all my childhood. Doesn’t matter. Cops threatened my mom when she called in someone with an illegal fire pit, burning random shit and being loud at random times. Never once checked them, told her she would go to jail if she called again. And I have mentioned she ran the government here for forever.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Also the police in our town would never make a home visit. They patrol the bars and nothing else. They told the council it is the most profitable place.

Wakezilla

Just got in after drinking 2 bottles of white wine. I have to go to get ready for work in 5 hours and I cant call in sick. Tomorrow should be fun. I might just sleep on the coach tonight because I don’t think I can get up at the moment. Fun

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

So, I may be rather inebriated, but I’ve been watching “The Ocho” for 5 minutes, and all that happened was random shots of a frolf course as the crew poorly and obviously sound checked in the background.

I can’t tell if it’s hilarious how seriously they seem to be taking it, or really, really sad.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I just finished RTD’s Raiders preview. With that many big black bears, I’d hope that at least one of them is able to cleanly take off Brady’s head given the chance.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Are you trying to summon Buddy? Because if RTD’s Raiders preview didn’t reel him in, I don’t want to know what could.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Odds of him cheating on KCav with a South Beach skank, over/under 70%?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Under. Too much work.

Wakezilla

Lol. He’s gon die with that o-line