Your “Title Abridged Due To Holiday Day-Drinking” Canadian Holiday Monday Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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I don’t really have anything to add. There’s no “NFL Notes” today. I put this post together in spurts over the weekend, because it’s a holiday and I didn’t feel like putting in much effort, like Mark Sanchez. I did put more effort into crushing beers, like Matt Leinart.

But I will point out that tomorrow, August 8, ESPNU will become “the Ocho” for a day, and broadcasting sports rarely seen on American TV and only mentioned in groundbreaking places like DFO’s “This Week In Violence” posts by The Maestro.

Courtesy SBNation, here’s the lineup for Tuesday on “The Ocho”, because ESPN’s site wouldn’t let me cut & paste the schedule:

All times Eastern.

ESPN8: “The Ocho” schedule

Time Event
12 a.m. 2016 American Disc Golf Championship.
2 a.m. 2016 WFTDA Roller Derby Championships.
4 a.m. 2016 Sky Zone Ultimate Trampoline Dodgeball.
5:30 a.m. Firefighters World Challenge XXV.
8 a.m. 2016 Kabaddi World Cup Final.
9 a.m. World Darts Championship.
11:30 a.m. Arm Wrestling: Best of WAL 2016 Championship.
12:30 p.m. 2017 Championship of Bags.
2:30 p.m. EVO 2017 World Championship – Street Fighter
5:00 p.m. Moxie Games.
7:00 p.m. U.S. Open Ultimate Championships

Tonight’s sports:

  • Beisbol:
    • MLB:
      • Cubs at Giants – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Little League Baseball:
      • Southeast Regional semifinal – 7:00PM | ESPN
      • Southwest Regional semifinal – 9:00PM | ESPN2
  • Wrestling:
    • WWE: Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

I’M NOT READY FOR A NEW SCHOOL YEAR!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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LemonJello
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LemonJello

That shore is a purty retainer wahl ya gots derrière!

-E. Smiff

Senor Weaselo
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A Star is Burns is on now. Excellent.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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King Hippo
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Starburns, great minor TV character or THE GREATEST minor TV character?

blackroseMD1
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blackroseMD1

His name is Alex, dude.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Yep, still funny.
Yep, ticket to hell punched.
Yep, that was already decided long ago.

King Hippo
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hell, you say? Have a university classic!

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I see someone hasn’t checked in on Slack today.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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#random

Trust me, you’ll love it.

King Hippo
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I’m watching Most Glorous el beisbol Cardinals on the Slack-enabled computer, it shall have to wait. I checked this morning.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME IN MY LIFE’S WORK OF HATING RG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT A FUCKING DIVORCE!!!!!!!

Senor Weaselo
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Oh, I saw it, but once Hippo posted his song it had to be the next step.

I like the bag, btw.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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No, I meant Hippo hadn’t seen it.
Sorry…reply fail.

Senor Weaselo
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Obligatory.

King Hippo
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I might DVR that trampoline dodgeball shit, sounds bonkers.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So we had a government worker over at the house today for in interview with my dad about getting my brother top secret clearance in the army. I was gonna dress nice and act the part, had nice clothes out and everything. I was told I wasn’t needed. So instead I hung out in my room and wore gym shorts and an Aqua Teen Hunger Force T-shirt saying “I’m gonna get tore up” inside out because in case the guy saw me I didn’t want him to see it.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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If the fuckers don’t like Meatwad, then fuck their clearance.
Only thing woulda been better is a T-shirt saying “9/11 was an inside job”.

(Glad it went well for you, sincerely)

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is one of my rare T-shirts that isn’t already falling apart

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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No Water-skiing Squirrel Championships?! And ESPN wonders why they’re failing…

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Senor Weaselo
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*flips around* Shit, there are some good Simpsons episodes on tonight. Mr. Plow, A Star is Burns, You Only Move Twice, that’s a stacked roster.

King Hippo
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Sharing “Mr. Plow” with my kids was a nice moment.

Clipboard Jesus
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Clipboard Jesus

Having a form of Dodgeball on at 4 AM Eastern instead of during primetime is a bold strategy.

ballsofsteelandfury
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Boldly stupid. Like the rest of ESPN.

ballsofsteelandfury
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So, given there are a shit ton of cable channels, why isn’t The Ocho an actual thing???

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Honestly I don’t know. Back when ESPN2 just started existing it would show really random shit all the time and I would watch. The poker craze even started there.

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