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Your “Title Abridged Due To Holiday Day-Drinking” Canadian Holiday Monday Open Thread

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I don’t really have anything to add. There’s no “NFL Notes” today. I put this post together in spurts over the weekend, because it’s a holiday and I didn’t feel like putting in much effort, like Mark Sanchez. I did put more effort into crushing beers, like Matt Leinart.

But I will point out that tomorrow, August 8, ESPNU will become “the Ocho” for a day, and broadcasting sports rarely seen on American TV and only mentioned in groundbreaking places like DFO’s “This Week In Violence” posts by The Maestro.

Courtesy SBNation, here’s the lineup for Tuesday on “The Ocho”, because ESPN’s site wouldn’t let me cut & paste the schedule:

All times Eastern.

ESPN8: “The Ocho” schedule

Time Event
12 a.m. 2016 American Disc Golf Championship.
2 a.m. 2016 WFTDA Roller Derby Championships.
4 a.m. 2016 Sky Zone Ultimate Trampoline Dodgeball.
5:30 a.m. Firefighters World Challenge XXV.
8 a.m. 2016 Kabaddi World Cup Final.
9 a.m. World Darts Championship.
11:30 a.m. Arm Wrestling: Best of WAL 2016 Championship.
12:30 p.m. 2017 Championship of Bags.
2:30 p.m. EVO 2017 World Championship – Street Fighter
5:00 p.m. Moxie Games.
7:00 p.m. U.S. Open Ultimate Championships

Tonight’s sports:

  • Beisbol:
    • MLB:
      • Cubs at Giants – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Little League Baseball:
      • Southeast Regional semifinal – 7:00PM | ESPN
      • Southwest Regional semifinal – 9:00PM | ESPN2
  • Wrestling:
    • WWE: Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

I’M NOT READY FOR A NEW SCHOOL YEAR!

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Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anyone else just yearning for UBI right now?

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litre_cola

Well this UTI is horrible- R. Mexico

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Mr. Ayo

Is that the plural of Uber?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Why is there a Get Shorty TV show now?

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JerBear50

Presumably because Elmore Leonard died and his family wants to cash in.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was wondering the same thing. The answer, as with much else, is that Hollywood is bereft of ideas.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Suck it, Anaheim.

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Senor Weaselo

“The public wanted it. Their fans demanded it!”
Did they, Pay-Per-View trying to get me to buy Mayweather-McGregor? Did they really?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

to quote myself when my two young nieces are trying to vainly pull me into the next room for some sort of practical joke:

I have no idea on earth what you’re hoping to accomplish here

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I actually give him credit for not dropping the cable and letting the weights crash.

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Brocky

Also, I really wish I was better at making gifs:

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Brocky

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Brocky

This is how my day went, just because I know you’re all dying to know, right Señor?

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Senor Weaselo

You’ve already gotten a pair of Zapdos? Damn non-eastern time zones, getting the changeovers while raids are still going. (3 Articuno, 3 Moltres, 1 Lugia here.)

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Brocky

not all in one day lol, unintentional deception on my part

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Senor Weaselo

Well the Zapdos were today, that’s what I meant. There was one kinda in the area late but my phone was basically dead from Moltres-hunting. And I wanted to make nachos.

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Brocky

but I also hunted a moltres today, and the way i interpret what i said, was that I caught all six of those in one day, which would be insane, even if you live in the city.

just glad i can give the game a rest for a while, its been fun, but man, puts a strain on your other activities, more than expected anyways.

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Senor Weaselo

…Until Ho-Oh, the beasts, Mewtwo, and Mew? Ho-Oh’s confirmed this summer.

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JerBear50

I assumed I smelled toast because someone probably made toast. This conversation is making me rethink that assumption.

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Brocky

dang, i hadn’t heard of that. well, i get a small reprieve i guess

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Brocky

and i know realize that you weren’t accusing me of that necessarily lol. even when assuming things i’m arrogant.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Congrats, you have friends that play this stupid game.

[Can’t solo a legendary, grumbles, spins ‘Stop and wanders away]

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theeWeeBabySeamus

This one I just like because….well…
Now if you’ll excuse me…
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Timing is everything….
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Ninja Warrior, Model Edition?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Only the pitchin-a-tent man shall pass.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

On the catwalk, the catwalk….do a little turn on the…. OH FUCK!!!!!
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

/suspects angry pegging

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

how can it be angry if its consensual?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

FUCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT GRAVITY!!!!!
(hey, at least she laughed it off…respect for that)
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

“Pfft. Amateur.” -Elphaba, the Wicked Witch of the West

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JerBear50

“Guh.”
— every guy who’s been dragged to Wicked by his awful fucking girlfriend

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Senor Weaselo

There are many shows I need to see. (Hamilton, Sweeney Todd, the play version of 1984, Cursed Child when it comes here, Puffs, Spamalot…)

Wicked isn’t that high on the list.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Shogun Marcus

Ahem…so Quinzee…whatcha think about this ya queeah?
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

Just wait until Edelman finds out about this.

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ballsofsteelandfury

NAE ROLLS!!

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litre_cola

I need this

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ballsofsteelandfury

So do I. Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s still for sale.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit! They have it!! I just bought one!

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litre_cola

I am really happy you have taken to Burnistoun

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Brick Meathook

Hells Angels Oakland chapter president Sonny Barger imagines what it would be like to crack Mick Jagger’s skull right the fuck open:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Speaking of Stabby.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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LemonJello

Nice.
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Beerguyrob

Blue Water Cafe or Cardero’s for seafood; Pink Pearl for Chinese; Strange Fellows Brewing or Parallel 49 for drinks.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

For some reason these guys were once considered “dangerous”

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Brick Meathook

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Don T

They had no regard for pool safety.

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Wakezilla

Those sick fucks were in the pool at least 20 minutes after eating

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blackroseMD1

I hear that Mick Jagger once crossed a street without looking both ways.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The late 80s, 90s pop stuff you posted after I left never did really fill the hate box; by that time I had a cool cassette deck in the ol’ Toyota and had the choice to crank some Zep’ if’in I didn’t like what the local DJ was layin’ down.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You obviously have mistaken me for someone else, Sir. I have no idea to what you are referring. Please get out of my bathroom now, please. But take this with you…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jeff Sessions?

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litre_cola

Inlaws day 3. Went golfing today with bro in law, and dad in law. Drank a lot of beer, had to pound one into the water on 18 to lose by 1. I will destroy dad in law on wednesday. Seems I now have control of the wine room, yet no sign of scotch room yet.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t they have Home Depot and Liquor Stores up there? Build one, ya lazy fucker.
Also, no idea why I capitalized Liquors Stores, but fuck it, I’m not changing it.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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We need to send Rex in for the save.

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Wakezilla

“Had to pound one into the water”

Did you feel light headed afterwards?

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LemonJello

Is that Canadia for Chappaquiddick?

-T. Kennedy

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litre_cola

Chinatown after 2 am. Seriously.

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King Hippo

then go shit on Wakezilla’s porch so his wife makes him move to Calgary

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litre_cola

Championship of bags? Is that where a bunch of guys with white sunglasses and barbed wire tattoos punch each other in the dick?

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King Hippo

I’d watch that only if the loser was fed to a pool of baracuddas.

/also the winner

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Shogun Marcus

It’s cornhole.
/yup that don’t sound no better
//that’s a w”hole” other competition

Tell me more… -A Rodgers. Did it foar you.

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Senor Weaselo

I believe that’s Ro-Sham-Bo. The reigning champion, of course, is Eric Cartman.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am trying to get a Michael Bluth clip from Dodgeball but every one is not you tube or doesn’t look like it will play. I have gone through 20.

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herodotus450

espn could make The Ocho, just air “Dodgeball” all day every day, and it would be a top 50 cable channel.

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Brick Meathook

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Gratliff

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Mr. Ayo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIvIWw4QGEo

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

God damn it. I got tipsy again. I have til 9 am to be awake and mowing my lawn. That is a good 3 hours after the construction equipment woke me up anyways.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ooh, Moxie!

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Please tell me the host is David Eckstein.

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Senor Weaselo

You Only Move Twice is on now.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s my all-time favorite episode.

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Unsurprised

Same here.

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JustStopDude

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Unsurprised

“Hmm. Why’s that guy turning of— FUCK!”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is the plan trying to bunny-hop that last car? Looks like he might be giving it a shot and of course gets nowhere close.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

One thing I liked about this weeks Game of Thrones was when every shitty blogger got the episode last week wrong where they said you are an idiot if you think she is going to Winterfell. All because none of those mother fuckers understands a callback line.

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Unsurprised

Oh … That’s what you were referring to. Yeah, everybody’s GoT takes are fucking stupid.

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Unsurprised

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LemonJello

Usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action.

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Unsurprised

You think that’s the first time he’s be floored by a giant black cock-looking object?

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LemonJello

Judging by the smile on his face: No.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Belch

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[table knocks three times]

“Yo, whatchu want?”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, you had to take a shot.

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JustStopDude

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JustStopDude

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LemonJello

That shore is a purty retainer wahl ya gots derrière!

-E. Smiff

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Senor Weaselo

A Star is Burns is on now. Excellent.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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King Hippo

Starburns, great minor TV character or THE GREATEST minor TV character?

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blackroseMD1

His name is Alex, dude.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, still funny.
Yep, ticket to hell punched.
Yep, that was already decided long ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWvs27JOCI

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King Hippo

hell, you say? Have a university classic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJDH76zY2IE

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Senor Weaselo

Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I see someone hasn’t checked in on Slack today.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

#random

Trust me, you’ll love it.

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Senor Weaselo

Oh, I saw it, but once Hippo posted his song it had to be the next step.

I like the bag, btw.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

No, I meant Hippo hadn’t seen it.
Sorry…reply fail.

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King Hippo

I’m watching Most Glorous el beisbol Cardinals on the Slack-enabled computer, it shall have to wait. I checked this morning.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME IN MY LIFE’S WORK OF HATING RG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT A FUCKING DIVORCE!!!!!!!

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King Hippo

I might DVR that trampoline dodgeball shit, sounds bonkers.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So we had a government worker over at the house today for in interview with my dad about getting my brother top secret clearance in the army. I was gonna dress nice and act the part, had nice clothes out and everything. I was told I wasn’t needed. So instead I hung out in my room and wore gym shorts and an Aqua Teen Hunger Force T-shirt saying “I’m gonna get tore up” inside out because in case the guy saw me I didn’t want him to see it.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is one of my rare T-shirts that isn’t already falling apart

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theeWeeBabySeamus

If the fuckers don’t like Meatwad, then fuck their clearance.
Only thing woulda been better is a T-shirt saying “9/11 was an inside job”.

(Glad it went well for you, sincerely)

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

No Water-skiing Squirrel Championships?! And ESPN wonders why they’re failing…

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Senor Weaselo

*flips around* Shit, there are some good Simpsons episodes on tonight. Mr. Plow, A Star is Burns, You Only Move Twice, that’s a stacked roster.

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King Hippo

Sharing “Mr. Plow” with my kids was a nice moment.

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Clipboard Jesus

Having a form of Dodgeball on at 4 AM Eastern instead of during primetime is a bold strategy.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Boldly stupid. Like the rest of ESPN.

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ballsofsteelandfury

So, given there are a shit ton of cable channels, why isn’t The Ocho an actual thing???

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Honestly I don’t know. Back when ESPN2 just started existing it would show really random shit all the time and I would watch. The poker craze even started there.

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