So, NHL training camps opened this week. The important thing is that the return of hockey will bring me many national games to enjoy on the days between football games. There’s about three weeks of garbage hockey to get through before the Canucks can start letting me down for real. Luckily, a couple of them take place enough time zones away I won’t care.
The Kings & Canucks are going to China for a couple of games. The NHL is mandating that they take actual regular-season players, and not just kids they’re going to send down to Utica or Ontario (Cal.) once camps close. The Canucks are smart, though, and only taking one Sedin, because if they lose them both no one will be able to prata svenska to the rest of the power play once the season starts.
One thing I am looking forward to is anniversary beers. The Tampa Bay Lightning turn 25 this year, and to commemorate it they are having a special beer brewed for their home games (& hopefully for sale in local stores).
I’m sure Dave Andreychuk there has had more than a couple on the house, considering the ring he HELPED THE LIGHTNING STEAL from the Flames back in 2004.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL:
- Eskimos at Argonauts – 7:00PM | TSN
- Lions at Stampeders – 10:00PM | TSN
- NCAA:
- LSU at Mississippi State – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Colorado State at Alabama – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Clemson at Louisville – 8:00PM | ABC
- Texas at Southern Cal – 8:30PM | FOX
- San Jose State at Utah – 10:00PM | ESPN2
- Ole Miss at Cal – 10:30PM | ESPN
- UFC Fight Night:
- Rockhold vs. Branch
- Prelims – 8:00PM | FS1
- Mains – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
- Rockhold vs. Branch
- Baseball:
- Blue Jays at Twins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
I’m in Seattle tomorrow for the Seahawks home opener. Will there be stories? I HOPE SO!
So Petrino can just up and die there on the sideline, right?
Texas D playing inspired
Longhornception!
That’s one way to get out of your own endzone.
Explain..
See Lemonjello above
Lamarr Jackson’s patented scrambling technique allows him to take 4 or 5 bodyblow hits on every play instead of 1!
The RGIII Method!
At least he got some kickass wedding presents.
That was one hell of a stand by Texas.
Kinda looks like he g ot in; either way, definitely a sign of the times that there was no Bush to help out on that play.
Miss St. running back Aeris Williams? I don’t think the game is going to end well for him.
The training staff has some phoenix down in their inventory.
LSU is imploding.
i blame all the sodium in the gumbo.
Just watched a Louisville defender get trucked and carried about five yards by Clemson’s RB, and have the balls to get up and dance like he did something at the end of the play.
People who make a big public deal out of getting engaged and/or married should have to have the same fanfare if they get divorced. Shame-walk through the streets level of fanfare.
A guy with Writers Guild benefits got paid a generous salary to write that line.
Artist’s re-creation:
I’d kill a motherfucker for that privilege.
Yay Fighting Papa John’s!
That was stupid by the Clemson defender
They’re really stepping up the enforcement of targeting this season.
Texas is looking frisky and am eye fucking the USC Song Girls
Is this the week that usc suffers their embarrassing loss of the year to an unranked team?
That’s Arizona State week.
Lamarr Jackson is one secret cock fighting ring away from being a huge football star.
“Drop the fighting part, and he can be on my team.”
-Anonymous, Green Bay WI
The Ken Burns Vietnam documentary should be amazing. I hope John Kerry’s service is brought up. Swiftboat this cocksuckers!
that part won’t make it past new special PBS Commissar Bannon
Bannon’s remake will just be Rambo III with Drumpf superimposed over Stallone the whole time.
The whole series is just Kerry traking down the guys from those commercials and garroting them.
Oh, God. If he did that back in 2004 I’d die of dehydration from … excitement.
Big stop there for Louisville
Hell of a punt, too.
Not sure the Petrinos are gonna make a game of it.
I get up to grab a beer.
I step in dog piss. My parents brought their FIVE dogs.
“MA…one of your dogs peed in the kitchen”
“JSD are you sure?”
“Well it was either one of the dogs or dad…all of them go outside now!”
Sounds like the local Korean restauraunt is getting some free inventory tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH64dlgyydM
This girl. Jesus!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt9FG9YjBMM
LOVE that song, too
Can’t even skate backwards, wolud not bang
Counterpoint:
Poor balance, a troubling sign of inner ear problems, would only bang laying down.
Strange fucking country is strange:
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/juggalo-march-fbi-gang-label-dc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbjPy4-c3g0
CLANGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNEdxZURTaI
The score doesn’t reflect, but Misstate is taking LSU to the woodshed on both O and D lines.
quite impressive. Cowbells might be the side that tests Roll Damn Tide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXtrnh-Ejo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvdHXChNqY
Just saw Roll Damn Tide up only by a TD – Saban’s going to sacrifice the last virgin in Alabama isn’t he?
And it’s another accident by us (not on our block for once), so I get to reset the sign.
Lamar Jackson is from Florida. The Gators couldn’t recruit him?
Something has been rotten in the state of Gainesville since sometime in the Spurrier administration
Does OJ get to stay in the heisman house? i bet that place is filled with white women.
Only if he has a job and reports to his P.O. the 2nd Tuesday of every month.
Oh, and also doesn’t kill anyone.
So, no?
might be hard to get any Jewish waitstaff tho ,, no ofence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXEOESuiYcA
Jesse Jackson is playing WR for the Cowbells!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mqg4C0awA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T8K2D-ps
Royce from Oregon is going to be a beast in the NFL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw
Makers Mark, my old friend…
I’ve come to drink of you again…
Go Texas!
upon further review…NO
Greetings from the Lesser footy Liouns game. My tix were free. Ive had a ton of beer and now i get free food. Life is good
I would rob banks for this girl.
and so begins…a CAPER!
So is there a good late game?
Dabo. Dabo! DABO! vs. Papa John’s could be.
7-all in barren prison PAWWWWWLLLLL!!! land
Lizard people.
Can’t even anymore because.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO3FMPFFg9g
BIG FOOT RULES!
Ook?
Fine. Big Ook! rules.
/I’m done.
//Night, Taters!
Sasquatch is my daddeh!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2WqYidC_0Y
You guys can have your Allie LaForce; I’ll wait until she’s a womanly Allison TheForce
Hmm, porbably needed a joke on the “force” part for that to be better
Last night of vacation. Can’t decide if I’m going to miss Scandinavian beers or not.
What are they like?
You can taste the Østlandsk!
Is that Scandinavian for reindeer piss?
Generally lighter than expected. There are some good micros, and we’ve had better luck with Berliner weisse and wits than IPAs.
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Are we here now then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek
Sure, pull up a seat.
?w=782
Enhance.
“Can’t sleep, chair will eat me. Can’t sleep, chair will eat me…”
I’m gonna make me a huge sang-gowich using ciabatta bread. See you in a bit.