The Cowboys/Broncos tilt is far and away the best game available here but I might sneak in some Jets/Raiders action when no one is looking. TO THE GAMES!
Mia/LAC: The Fins finally get a game under their collective belts and I can stuff some Ajayi into my lineup. The Clips lost pg Chris Paul and it showed last week. The good news is that te Blake Griffin was signed in the off-season and continues his stand out play. Did you know that he once played basketball? I’m surprised that announcers haven’t pointed that out very often.
NYJ/Oak: The Jets get to travel all the way out to the west coast to pick up their second L of this young season when they could be doing the very same thing much closer to home and those that pretend to love them. Damn you, NFL schedule-makers! Not going to lie-I’m thinking seriously of taking a year off work and coming back where I left off. I call it “The Lynch Stratagem”.
Dal/Den: Is the Broncs run D improved enough to limit Zeke to under 100 yards? Melvin Gordon and his 3 yards a carry nods knowingly. It seems as though Dez struggles mightily against above average cb’s and that’s where Chris Harris comes in. And don’t kid yourself, the Cowboys D is not nearly as dominant as it seemed against the [spits on ground] Giants O. Denver in a squeaker?
Was/LAR: The biggest surprise last week had to be the way the Rams blew the doors off the Colts. It’s very strange to see a perennial also-ran step on the throat of another team and refuse to let them back up. Goff and Kupp impressed but the jury is still out on rb Gurley, what with that whole 19 carries for 40 yards albatross around his neck.
SF/Sea: The only way the Niners have a puncher’s chance at this one is to feed rb Hyde far more than the measly 15 times they did last week against Carolina. There’s just so much more talent wearing the green and whatever.
Get with the typing, fellas.
Even the commentators not paying that much attention, unless I missed Cousins switching teams and playing QB for the Rams now?
The Chargers celebrate with a Civil War cannon that predates electricity
Although they did have cavalry in the civil war, so the other kind of Charger!
That’s dumb
This game is getting a little too competitive for comfort. Imma need about two or three Lynchdowns to fix that.
I haven’t seen a man this happy about a lynch since Biloxi 1963
Fucking Owens should be in the Hall.
As I said last night, anyone who doesn’t vote for him this year should lose their right to vote.
Buck Owens is in The Country Music Hall of Fame. Check your facts.
But…BUT..BUT… he celebrated that touchdown that time!
Note how CBS only cut to the crowd shot of cheering on Antonio Gates’ TD for like an iota of a second.
Gates with a clutch basket
And one
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
“And Rivers is complaining about something and no one’s listening”
“Grumble, grumble, grumble.”
-12th Man
I was really hoping more fuckers were gonna take SEA in my Suicide pool. But only 2 did.
Bullet Proof fucking coffee? Really wtf LA… you’re serving coffee with Coconut oil and butter and selling it as health food.
yeah, looks like a GREAT fan experience!
NIce to see all the Rivers children get together for a game
I had no idea there were so many remaining Chargers fans. Unless they just got those Rivers jerseys free out of a donation box?
How did L(d)T not vomit during that bullshit deepthroating?
Did I miss Pryor dying in the wave of Redacted injuries?
Jay Cutler really hammering home the point that feline aids > giraffe MRSA
Well I think he’s just a big fan of the Gase
Once you’re in your seat this place isn’t bad, but everything else about Stubhub Center is pretty awful.
If you started Carlos Dr. Jeckyl, Mr. Hyde today, you are going to have a good fantasy football day
I was hoping and praying…
Jeff Triplette is relieved to be out of halftime so he can resume calling penalties on the Raiders.
This feels wrong. EDIT: It is. Should be TE’s.
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Ice Future Raiders score to make it 4-2. Bill Parcells must have felt goosebumps on the back of his neck because Ty Wong scored from the backdoor.
Ah former Lethbridge captain.
(I follow way too much hockey)
No such thing as too much hockey.
Can we maybe have one play without an injury? Just the one?
The rain is making Brian Hoyer look like a semi-competent quarterback.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=blame+it+on+the+rain
Yeah, Cutler threw a TD, but he still doesn’t give a flying fuck about it.
Uh oh get the spray bottle Cutlers marking his territory again.
Baby Buster has progressed, but he can’t run fer shit.
AND WE HAVE FIRST MIAMI CATLERDOWN!!!
Kittydown!
The Chargers are perfect for LA their colors are Powder Blue… It’s a color named after the cities number 1 import.
Is Derrick Henry stealing DeMarco’s job?
Oh for fuck’s sake, let’s just ALL get injured!
“Pey-Pey and Papa John condescend to working people” is a wonderful theme for an ad campaign.
NFL 2017 Sad Statement: I’m watching Miami vs LA Clippers to get better football than I’ve consumed earlier today.
as Metallica would say, “Sad But Truuuuuue”
I had to wait until halftime and it cost $60, but here I am:
wave to us, I bet we can pick you out
Nice legs, Brick
“Always Skip Leg Day”
And the crowd size just doubled! Say hi to the other guy there.
Wear something off the shoulder so that I can spot you.
I’m wearing white underpants on my head with “Chargers” scrawled on them with a Sharpie.
Well so is Dean Spanos, so do something different.
If a player bobbles a pass in an empty stadium is it still a catch?
Oh, we need more Tao Te Cutler posts.
DOOOOOON’T CAAAAARE
We got sassy-ref, at least there’s that.
THESE LOS ANGELES CHARGERS, I CALL THEM BRETT FAVRE, BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO PATHETIC TO FILL EVEN THE TINIEST OF HOLES.
BANNER THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
#ShittyClippersHumour
Well Phucked
Did Spanos move the team just out of spite/evil? Because it sure as hell wasn’t a rational move to make more money
LA is a guaranteed fanbase that prints money!
Holy SHIT is that Chargers stadium empty.
remember the capacity when gauging your awe
27k. Or as Donald Trump would count it, 100,000 people.
“Down goes Cousins”
Coming to a Mississippi trailer park near you.
I honestly don’t blame Dick Sherman for wanting to go on a murderous rage everytime the offense takes the field. With that said, I wouldn’t hesitate for a second to trade his ass for a good lineman
That new Jeremy Pivin looks dumb… Like seriously lets have Reddit solve crimes!
It looks like one of those fake NBC trailers at the end of that episode of Community.
SPOILER: It will always be the black guy!
So when one of your favorite songs is featured in a beer or car commercial, is that song now tainted forever?
Nah, just avoid the commercial as much as possible and maybe send a letter to the artist that just says “FUCK YOU SELLOUT”
I don’t think you’re supposed to walk around on a broken foot
“Nah, it’s great, it hurts them even more!”
– Ndamakong Suh
How old is Angel Bones Booth?
I’m sure everyone’s seen it by this point, but I’ve been drinking and this makes me cackle like an idiot every single time I watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg
Had not seen this. Now I’m cackling too.
Fuck no, Rob’s down
What Rex Ryan says every Thursday night?
I kept Perine on my bench, as a David Johnson sad sack, I NEED THIS
Serves you right Broncos, for building a stadium so close to the sky.
The arrogance!
45 minutes till resumption of horse v cow. On the plus side, there will no longer be a footballess period before the night game
It’s my time of the month too, I hear ya.
Thank God, I was getting worried.
So was half of New Jersey.
Hopefully the game will resume prior to mid-season.
Unless they pull that shit where only DAL and DEN metro areas keep the feed past 8pm. Which I bet they do.
THOSE BASTARDS!
What a goal by BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK. . . . BOESNER! Ice Liouns tie the game up
Sir, you had thinking for a second he was dealt to the Red Wings.
There’s a ‘U’ in there, eh!
Fantasy advice from the previous week: start any and all raiders
So start anyone playing the Jets?
I think the first two tacklings just offended him, really.
BEEF MOE
I am drunk to the point that the friend I brought to the Seahawks game will have to drive me home.
Good times.
You’re going to like the goal Brock Boesner just scored