Did you know that Jerome Bettis is still from Detroit and still played for the Steelers? He retired 12 years ago and somehow this always gets mentioned. It’s like he played basketball at Harvard for god’s sake. Now that’s something worth talking about! Let’s do a little rundown of a game between two teams that represent cities that the Manufacturing Sector Fairy (I call her ‘Stinkerbell’ because I’m mature like that) forgot about a long time ago. TO THE GAME!
Pit/Det: The Lions are coming off a bye but it’ll take a lot longer than two weeks to forget about the 52 points that the Saints hung on their sorry carcasses the last time they took the field. They started out 3-1 and the smell of burning tires had started to dissipate. And then, BANG! That sumbitch ‘History’ reared her goldarn head and just like that they’re sitting ugly at 3-3. Contrary to what you might think when you read these game intros, I try to do a wee bit of homework on each team. Who’da thunk that? Anyway, the stat that has floored me is that the Steelers haven’t allowed an opposing wide receiver more than 61 yards so far this season. That’s…impressive. The only wideout more upset with the Steelers and the way they play is their very own Martavis “The Cranky Bear” Bryant. This circumstance has resulted in the promotion of Justin “Time” Hunter. But we all know that Antonio “What Can” Brown “Do For You”* will once again be the feature of the passing game.
Get after it.
*The Berman is strong today
I’m intrigued by the premise of Gerald’s Game (Carla Gugino and her husband decide to try sex play, so he ties her to the bed, but then dies on her, and she has to get free.), but at the same time … is it worth it? The premise seems to be the selling point, not the execution.
Two words: Carla Gugino
/opens new tab, goes on social media site, sees Kevin Spacey trending. . .
Oh. . . oh god
Those Hollywood folks get around
I wonder if he’s going to drag Bryan Singer down with him.
It’s also weird as Hell to see more and more people saying “Corey Feldman was right.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVIU7iEVl58
Curious to see if the local Fox affiliate will go to their news. Hey y’all, it’s 1 AM, your target demographic has been in bed for 3 hours.
So LA To Vegas… 2 episodes or half an episode?
Final seemed more like a softball score
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAJHDiO8Fr0
I need to find a copy of the documentary they made. Did anyone here watch it last week?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rakj3zmCpXc
The only thing missing is news that Joe Buck has sadly lost his voice & wont be able to cover the rest of the Series.
Came close when he got hair extensions. Maybe the penis extension will finish him off?
All right, bedtime. Good night, all.
That was one hell of a game.
Let’s ruin it by showing Ken Rosenthal.
Going to be on ESPN Classic until Trump starts WWIII, so you’ve got at least two weeks to see it again.
Y’know, I’m comfortable with the Astros winning.
Somehow the Patriots will still win it.
Same. I like their uniforms and they’re a pretty fun team. Sports Illustrated must be hoping they’ll win so they can have Springer holding the issue where they declare he’d win it this year.
Wooo! #HoustonStrong baby! . . . Please stop showing their fans before I start rooting for the Dodgers, thanks. Unless it’s her
I love you Houston 3b coach. Thank you , and good night.
Yowza!
Um…Astros? This is only Game 5.
But, they only have to go .500 from here to win!
They’re not the 500s fo’ nuthin’!!!!!
I think they’re just happy that they can go get some sleep. I know I am.
games 6 and 7 will be fun, with a borken setup guy AND closer, Dave
I’ve watched two entire movies since I rejoined you all while you’ve been watching this game. I should watch The Right Stuff and see which ends first (it’s 3 hours long), but instead I’m now watching Coming to America.
So what, we’ve watched two entire baseball games.
That amount of drunken/tipsy productivity done while this game was on was ASTROnomically high. I even got to tune in right before they won.
I want this game to end on Catcher’s Interference.
Jacoby Ellsbury isn’t playing or else somehow it would.
Walk off walk!
Balk.
FOUL
Shake shake shake
For every fan baseball gained from the first nine innings, they’re losing double that with each extra inning.
Until Chase Utley has to pitch.
I count three balls, one strike.
I love the HP Ump’s reaction. Da Fuq????
MY BAD!!!!!
Is this the Monday Night Football open thread?
Just wait four more innings and it will be.
He said “gaping hole”
THIS UMPIRE I CALL HIM ROY MUNSON BEFORE HE GOT HIS HAND CUT OFF CAUSE EVERYTHING IS A STRIKE.
Next Astros pitcher: JR Richard
Re: Justin Turner…who thinks the carpet matches the drapes?
He’s waxed.
He lives in LA, odds are it’s tile.
Who thinks there’s a whole family living in that beard?
Jor El is pretty good. Dodgers should bring Darvish in to face him if he comes up again. That would be funny to me.
now, the SHITTY pitchers get to come in
That’s not how you’re supposed to helicopter.