I think today is a good day to celebrate my non-existent Mexican heritage by eating a brand of chip that has no real connection to Hispanic culture but hints at it in the name. Behold, “Munchos”! Imagine if you will the end result of a jar of Pringles having a three-way with a salt lick and a teenager with cystic acne. Bang! There’s your Munchos. They will make you drink though, and if you choose booze you’ll wake up in the middle of the night with a desert in your throat. Where am I going with this? I’ve no idea. TO THE GAMES!
Buf/LAC: The Bills D was onto something as late as three weeks ago but then gave up a combined 81 points in their last two “adventures”. Maker of Children Phil Rivers has been cleared to play by an independent consultant that is paid to give that specific diagnosis. Tyrod Taylor gets the benching and fifth-round rook Nathan Peterman makes his first start. I hope his previous experience as a buttoned-down, blonde, blue-eyed president of a Harvard fraternity house prepared him adequately for his new role.
Cin/Den: The Broncs only give up 305 yds. per game but have been buzz-sawed by opponents to the tune of 92 points in their last two outings. On the offensive side, the Bengals inability to run the ball will be countered by Denver’s pathetic qb play. The adjective “watchable” is taking the day off here.
NE/Oak: Ah, Raiders-where did it all go wrong? One little hint that I can see is that the team’s leading receiver isn’t a Crabtree or a Cooper but is actually a Cook. And you know what they say about too many cooks, right? They throw the baby out with the brothwater or something like that. The Pats are favoured by just 7 but have won their last three by an average of 16.
Saddle up, partners-we’ve work to do!
Last thread is up.
“We’ve never beaten Osweiler.”
Now that’s an indictment of your team if there ever was one.
Draft position WOO!!
Is Hippo’s mom draft-eligible?
Please don’t fumble the kneeldowns.
That was shittastic.
Parity!
Bad punt WOO!!
Bad sack
just BAD
CBS switched to the Cincy game? Suddenly it makes sense why they suddenly sucked this drive.
If the Bengals had a halfway decent o-line, they’d be 6-3 going to 7-3 now.
WARNING: TWO MINUTES. BE WARNED
Great call Cincinnati said no one
One of the first times they don’t do that stupid WR screen play they always do.
Roby’s had a tough day. Still, can only take it to 2:00
Here’s Heinolds in May 2011.
Looking at all these photos makes me want to go back there. One day it’ll be gone.
I admire the firm resistance to change. This pleases me.
It still has it’s original gas lights. It is literally a time warp. Here’s the angle of the bar post-1906. You can ask for a wooden wedge to keep your beer level.
A bar like that should be a national historic landmark.
It is.
“On September 1, 2000, the United States Federal Government listed Heinold’s First and Last Chance on the National Register of Historic Places” via Wikipedia
Looks like they already upzoned around it. Otoh a Starbucks would look great on that spot.
CBS pulls out of Mexico and takes us to Denver,,,
Kinda turned on right now.
/DON’T JUDGE MY YOUTH!
lol CBS has actually decided the Bengals-Broncos derpfest is a better option.
Is anyone else suspicious of buying one of those mattresses in a box?
Absolutely.
I got one for my guest room. No one has complained about it.
Its really weird un-boxing the thing because its so small. You got to slice up the plastic for it to basically expand. You really want to have it close to the correct position once you start it because it will keep going until you got a full sized mattress.
I got a queen sized one.
Was it one of the really cheap ones? I’m suspicious of anything that costs too much under, say, $800 for a queen.
I got a Leesa for like $865 on amazon.
Okay, that seems reasonable. Thanks.
I just don’t trust a mattress for like $300.
With my fucking back, I don’t cheap out on mattresses.
Jeffrey Tambor is leaving “Transparent” over sexual harassment claims…
I may have committed some light sexual assault
Tyron Smith out. DED DED DED
I have no idea who these people are…
Are the four horsemen still together?
They’re still around. Now we just ogle their daughters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgq3AAhGjek
The Bengals Offense’s inability to sustain a drive is killing the Bengals Defense. Figurative currently, but at this rate it might be literally by the end of the season.
hey, an actual NICE THROW!
And catch
Even when Brock Lobster completes a pass it feels like just pure luck.
yeah, “feels like”
/funny thing is, no Donks fan has any real desire to see either of the other dudes
/one has the arm strength of my 70-year old mother, one might be mildly…uh “special like Sam Darnold”
/Hippo’s mom passes Kaep on the depth chart.
passes melanin test!
There was another Bronco running a wide-open post route that he ignored for the much-better-covered Thomas.
CIN has less than 180 total yards. Up by 10. JESUS.
This Chargers game is making me question if the Browns can match the success of last year’s 1-15 season…
Poncho wearing fans? really?
taking Hippo’s day with GAMBLOR to 1-1-1, the big dice roll (DAL moneyline to WIN) still to come.
I have so much belief in “back against the wall” DAK! that I placed 3 bills on it @ +180
I gots K-State right yesterday at +900, ninja!!
/should have been my $300 impulse
I borked even. Am done for the day bcuz I don’t trust Dallas or Philly either one.
I for one will be rooting against you.
c’mon, the Iggles have to have a setback and battle adversity at least ONCE. Builds character.
This Sunday Night game looks like a boring matchup. You should all skip it.
Touchdown, AJ Green!
Everyone (that counts) wins!
and the dam finally breaks
But the Broncos’ offense still has…
oh yeah. ?
Honestly do not recall last time an NFL squadron hit the 60 mark, and think the Shitty Clippers should go for it.
I think the Pats did it in the snow once,
oh yeah, that Titans game?
/plus there was always that unspeakable DEN/SF Superb Owl, my ass still hurts from that
Why was Taylor benched to begin with?
Excessive melanin
Massive front office confidence in an incompetent backup
Contract bullshit, guarantees or something, plus they wanted to see if they had anything with Peterman.
well, consider things seen
I didn’t know today was “every Charger gets a TD” day. I didn’t even know that was a holiday.
One for every person in the stands?
Welcome to the People’s Republic of California.
So Bills’ entire staff from trainer up is fired on the way home, right?
On twitter alone, i know all about the Bills qb drama and all the associated hot takes. Now i know Taylor is back in and they’re abandoning any controversy. And I do not follow BUF at all.
This is why the Golden Football League will work.
I think I may buy some wine. I rarely drink wine,
At first I thought this said “abortion pills” and I wanted to assure you I am impregnating no one and my dick is dryer than the high-altitude Mexican air.