Your “Round, Round We Go” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

Have you ever googled yourself and discovered that you share the same name with a second-tier Canadian entertainer that has a huge on-line presence? Me neither. Why would anyone bother to do that? That’s just silly. I hope that the smarter among you have had the bestest post-Thanksgiving treat that has ever existed. What’s that? The beyond delicious, mayo-heavy turkey sandwich with a glass of milk. (sponsored by Joe Flacco’s Elite Treats) Man, that’s good eating. Anywhoo… TO THE GAMES!

NO/LAR: I think today’s table begins and ends here. So very interested to see how this one plays out. The Saints almost stumbled vs. the Dacteds last week but got it done in OT. The Rams ran into a Vikes team hitting on all cylinders right now and caught the L, 7-24. How they bounce back-if they do-will be very telling because division-wise they’ve got the Seahawks just one game behind them.

Sea/SF: Well, speak of the devil(birds)! Those fantasy fellers that stuck with te Graham through those first four scoreless games of the season have been rewarded with 7 TD’s in the last six games. Seattle’s secondary has been shot through with injuries of all kinds but I can’t see qb Beathard doing much about it. That’s not necessarily a knock on him because he’s working with the likes of Robinson, Taylor, Goodwin and Kittle in the passing game. “Who?”, you ask. “Exactly!”, I respond.

Den/Oak: This could have been a barn-burner with huge implications for the AFC West but it’s not the beginning of September anymore, is it? Now both teams are sorta playing out the string and Denver is looking to see what they have in Paxton Lynch. That they had to dumb down the offense for him doesn’t speak very highly of his future prospects. But he’s Head Horsey’s guy so he’s got that going for him.

Jax/Ari: Is this the week that the Jags are good? It’s so hard to keep up…

Fiddle-dee-dee down below.

 

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King Hippo

Oh dear, Langley is not only active, but actually playing CB. At least I will win moneys from this shitshow.

Spur

That bum got a TD!

theeWeeBabySeamus

It would also really help in DFO league if Larry Fitzgerald could try not being ded anymore. K thx.

King Hippo

Even Week Jaguras continue true to form

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ingram sucks, feed Kamara you asshole.

King Hippo

have MOAR fight pls

Spur

Eat it Donks

King Hippo

/makes note to root FOAR Bloodeyes despite GAMBLOR interests

King Hippo

oh for the love of Christ

King Hippo

Booker WOO!!!!

litre_cola

I never thought I would be watching Aints and RAMMIT with such great interest.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL, I had that same thought a few minutes ago.

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You can’t tell me this isn’t a classic NFC West matchup.

Shogun Marcus

It wasn’t.

ballsofsteelandfury

It warms my heart to see all those empty seats at the Coli.

Dolph Ucker

That pit is so huge, there’s probably still 50K in there.

Maybe?

laserguru

they’ll announce over 60. Promise.

King Hippo

some peoples have the fever so bad they just can’t possibly leave the house!

Dolph Ucker

There are hummingbirds at the feeder and the Seahawks on the teevee

The hummingbirds are faster, better looking and more interesting.

Spur

Would be nice if that bum Cooper could catch something

laserguru

One of the most annoying things an announcer can ever do is make their point and finish their statement with “right?” As if looking for some bullshit reaffirmation.

Hey Dickhole, you are getting paid to tell us your opinion. Stop being a lazy cunt and just make your fucking point.

Considering my user name I’m somewhat of an expert on this.

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Right?

Brick Meathook

JEEM: “74 yards! The longest play of the rookie’s . . . . . . career!”

litre_cola

KAAAAMAAARRRAAAAAA the ugandan head hunter.

/knows its Kamala, doesn’t care

laserguru

The Saints have a bitchin Kamara?

King Hippo

He ran over all his neighbours!

litre_cola

That is some good U usage right there.

Petronel

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Shogun Marcus

The Funky Headhunter? Mc Hammer is in the league?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Alvin, you sexy muddafukka you!!!!!

Unsurprised

I’m finally watching The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. It’s pretty good, but Mark from season 1 of Parks and Rec is a real dick in this, too.

litre_cola

As an owner of Greg the leg in my money leagues. I approve that field goal, and many more.

Spur

The Donks game is in audio but 80 percent of the bar is RAMMIT watching

King Hippo

fever is spreading and there is NO CURE

Cromarties Innumerous Basterds

The Jests may suck, but the Rangers just won a 7 round shootout. Haaavahd Boy FTW!

Dunstan

I didn’t even know Ryan Fitzpatrick played hockey

Spur

Pants are on and I have made it to the bar

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Good boy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed. That wallpaper is ugly as hell.

Unsurprised

I have a suggestion for Alex Smith’s replacement.

Petronel

Time to send another former Niners QB to KC?

Unsurprised

😉

King Hippo

Finally, a real fucking fight. Way to go, Two of the Good Ones!!

King Hippo

he got 2 starters out, that’s pretty good. But Chris Harris better really be ok

Dick E. Phuck

This right here is the high point of both the Raiders and the Broncos season.

King Hippo

there is nothing even close for #2

Gratliff

Dok picked a hell of a game

King Hippo

Let’s hope she took some of her “punk concert” gear

Petronel

When in Rome (or the black hole)… Also would work for a mid-90s WWF PPV.

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Unsurprised

In Rome they’d be setting off flares and throwing bananas at Marshawn Lynch.

Petronel

MOE BUBULAE

King Hippo

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dick E. Phuck

Can I trademark Sacksonville? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what I called my scrotum prior to the 2017 season.

Unsurprised

You can now.

litre_cola

I do not want to see the mascot Sackson de Ville

Spur

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JustStopDude

Saints at LA Rams with Tony Romo announcing?

Who the fuck called this five years ago?

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I genuinely hope Amazon fucks off to some other city for its 2nd HQ.

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Unsurprised

Obama’s first-term incompetence totally makes sense now that we see Rahm Emmanuel completely unconstrained.

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Hopefully we can oust him in 2019.

JustStopDude

What I really don’t get is why they want to be in some big name city.

A company Amazon’s size could literally take any small city and completely dominate it. All the other shit will come on its own. They wouldn’t have to worry about competing for resources, housing, etc.

Unsurprised

Dick stroking? Chicago is the third-largest city in America with an economy bigger than many countries. Watching them beg like the dogs they are is amusing to these psychopaths.

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I posted the source article and Amazon is thinking exactly as you are. Example: Fresno has offered let Amazon dictate how nearly all of tax dollars collected from Amazon are spent.

Honestly, as horrible as Chicago’s offer is, there are ones that are much, much worse.

JustStopDude

HUE JACKSON PERFORMANCE UPDATE!

Hue Jackson, a man that is actually paid to do this for a living, is now 1 and 26 as a NFL head coach.

For you math heads out there, that is a 0.037 winning percentage.

Unsurprised

That’s only slightly better than my own winning percentage as an NFL head coach.

JustStopDude

Yep…

Any single one of us would have statistically the same performance over 27 games.

Isn’t that amazing?

Unsurprised

Yes.

At no point do I want to watch a pro sports game and be able to say, “I could do that.”

King Hippo

man, the Coliseum is packed!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! fever

Unsurprised

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ballsofsteelandfury

LOVE the sarcasm font!

King Hippo

what ME???

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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King Hippo

agree the risk outweighed the reward in kicking the FG

Spur

RAMMIT, HARD

King Hippo

yeah!!

litre_cola

Yes, rammit, rammit real good.

Petronel

Was bummed about not getting the Tomsulas game, but have Romo on the RRRAMMMMIT! game, so that helps.

Spur

both teams are NFC, why does CBS get it?

ballsofsteelandfury

The networks sometimes switch games.

Unsurprised

O/U times will we get to see the final result of this today?

5? I think it’s 5.

https://gfycat.com/RightHospitableGrouse
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Unsurprised

To answer the banner Q – no, she was shaved in Basic Instinct.

Anyway …
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ballsofsteelandfury

Never heard of a bare muff?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Bear muff? Tell me about it.
– Chi****

Unsurprised

I don’t think so. Muff always implied pubes to me.

ballsofsteelandfury

You’ve clearly not spent enough time in LA.

Unsurprised

That I agree with 100%

Redshirt

(throws the challenge flag)

“The previous comment is under further review.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, they called roughing the passer? Did they not know that those calls don’t apply to Cam Newton?

Dick E. Phuck

That’s what happens when you have scab refs, smh.

King Hippo

to answer Scotchy’s question – no – Even Week Jaguras bad

Dunstan

Red Zone guy just announced that the Dolphins have never won a game in Foxboro that Brady both started and finished. The solution here is obvious, guys….

LemonJello

Meteor? Meteor.

Dunstan

I don’t suppose Bernard Pollard is interested in coming out of retirement?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Poison?

King Hippo

Tonya Harding

Dick E. Phuck

Bernard Pollard

Dunstan

Just killing time until the Grey Cup starts. STAMPEDERS! ARGONAUTS! WHO YA GOT?

rockingdog

LOL its raining, windy. and humid in San Francisco

Redshirt

God raining down His blessings upon San Francisco.

Wait! That’s not rain!

Dunstan

Hallelujah! It’s raining men!

Petronel

…so, moving toward winter, then.

ballsofsteelandfury

You guys are so cute in NoCal with your “seasons”

Redshirt

I mistakenly switched to Figure Skating instead of SEA-SF. I may switch back.

hippofant

I was being ironic. I did not see that coming.

hippofant

An auspicious beginning for the 49ers.

rockingdog

Lots of wind in San Francisco today.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Chiefs lose! Schadenfreude isn’t as good as regular freude but I’ll take joy where I can find it.

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