Have you ever googled yourself and discovered that you share the same name with a second-tier Canadian entertainer that has a huge on-line presence? Me neither. Why would anyone bother to do that? That’s just silly. I hope that the smarter among you have had the bestest post-Thanksgiving treat that has ever existed. What’s that? The beyond delicious, mayo-heavy turkey sandwich with a glass of milk. (sponsored by Joe Flacco’s Elite Treats) Man, that’s good eating. Anywhoo… TO THE GAMES!
NO/LAR: I think today’s table begins and ends here. So very interested to see how this one plays out. The Saints almost stumbled vs. the Dacteds last week but got it done in OT. The Rams ran into a Vikes team hitting on all cylinders right now and caught the L, 7-24. How they bounce back-if they do-will be very telling because division-wise they’ve got the Seahawks just one game behind them.
Sea/SF: Well, speak of the devil(birds)! Those fantasy fellers that stuck with te Graham through those first four scoreless games of the season have been rewarded with 7 TD’s in the last six games. Seattle’s secondary has been shot through with injuries of all kinds but I can’t see qb Beathard doing much about it. That’s not necessarily a knock on him because he’s working with the likes of Robinson, Taylor, Goodwin and Kittle in the passing game. “Who?”, you ask. “Exactly!”, I respond.
Den/Oak: This could have been a barn-burner with huge implications for the AFC West but it’s not the beginning of September anymore, is it? Now both teams are sorta playing out the string and Denver is looking to see what they have in Paxton Lynch. That they had to dumb down the offense for him doesn’t speak very highly of his future prospects. But he’s Head Horsey’s guy so he’s got that going for him.
Jax/Ari: Is this the week that the Jags are good? It’s so hard to keep up…
Fiddle-dee-dee down below.
Oh dear, Langley is not only active, but actually playing CB. At least I will win moneys from this shitshow.
That bum got a TD!
It would also really help in DFO league if Larry Fitzgerald could try not being ded anymore. K thx.
Even Week Jaguras continue true to form
Ingram sucks, feed Kamara you asshole.
have MOAR fight pls
Eat it Donks
/makes note to root FOAR Bloodeyes despite GAMBLOR interests
oh for the love of Christ
Booker WOO!!!!
I never thought I would be watching Aints and RAMMIT with such great interest.
LOL, I had that same thought a few minutes ago.
You can’t tell me this isn’t a classic NFC West matchup.
It wasn’t.
It warms my heart to see all those empty seats at the Coli.
That pit is so huge, there’s probably still 50K in there.
Maybe?
they’ll announce over 60. Promise.
some peoples have the fever so bad they just can’t possibly leave the house!
There are hummingbirds at the feeder and the Seahawks on the teevee
The hummingbirds are faster, better looking and more interesting.
Would be nice if that bum Cooper could catch something
One of the most annoying things an announcer can ever do is make their point and finish their statement with “right?” As if looking for some bullshit reaffirmation.
Hey Dickhole, you are getting paid to tell us your opinion. Stop being a lazy cunt and just make your fucking point.
Considering my user name I’m somewhat of an expert on this.
Right?
JEEM: “74 yards! The longest play of the rookie’s . . . . . . career!”
KAAAAMAAARRRAAAAAA the ugandan head hunter.
/knows its Kamala, doesn’t care
The Saints have a bitchin Kamara?
He ran over all his neighbours!
That is some good U usage right there.
The Funky Headhunter? Mc Hammer is in the league?
Alvin, you sexy muddafukka you!!!!!
I’m finally watching The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. It’s pretty good, but Mark from season 1 of Parks and Rec is a real dick in this, too.
As an owner of Greg the leg in my money leagues. I approve that field goal, and many more.
The Donks game is in audio but 80 percent of the bar is RAMMIT watching
fever is spreading and there is NO CURE
The Jests may suck, but the Rangers just won a 7 round shootout. Haaavahd Boy FTW!
I didn’t even know Ryan Fitzpatrick played hockey
Pants are on and I have made it to the bar
Good boy.
Agreed. That wallpaper is ugly as hell.
I have a suggestion for Alex Smith’s replacement.
Time to send another former Niners QB to KC?
😉
Finally, a real fucking fight. Way to go, Two of the Good Ones!!
he got 2 starters out, that’s pretty good. But Chris Harris better really be ok
This right here is the high point of both the Raiders and the Broncos season.
there is nothing even close for #2
Dok picked a hell of a game
Let’s hope she took some of her “punk concert” gear
When in Rome (or the black hole)… Also would work for a mid-90s WWF PPV.
In Rome they’d be setting off flares and throwing bananas at Marshawn Lynch.
MOE BUBULAE
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I trademark Sacksonville? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what I called my scrotum prior to the 2017 season.
You can now.
I do not want to see the mascot Sackson de Ville
Saints at LA Rams with Tony Romo announcing?
Who the fuck called this five years ago?
I genuinely hope Amazon fucks off to some other city for its 2nd HQ.
Source: https://www.seattletimes.com/business/amazon/this-city-hall-brought-to-you-by-amazon/
Obama’s first-term incompetence totally makes sense now that we see Rahm Emmanuel completely unconstrained.
Hopefully we can oust him in 2019.
What I really don’t get is why they want to be in some big name city.
A company Amazon’s size could literally take any small city and completely dominate it. All the other shit will come on its own. They wouldn’t have to worry about competing for resources, housing, etc.
Dick stroking? Chicago is the third-largest city in America with an economy bigger than many countries. Watching them beg like the dogs they are is amusing to these psychopaths.
I posted the source article and Amazon is thinking exactly as you are. Example: Fresno has offered let Amazon dictate how nearly all of tax dollars collected from Amazon are spent.
Honestly, as horrible as Chicago’s offer is, there are ones that are much, much worse.
HUE JACKSON PERFORMANCE UPDATE!
Hue Jackson, a man that is actually paid to do this for a living, is now 1 and 26 as a NFL head coach.
For you math heads out there, that is a 0.037 winning percentage.
That’s only slightly better than my own winning percentage as an NFL head coach.
Yep…
Any single one of us would have statistically the same performance over 27 games.
Isn’t that amazing?
Yes.
At no point do I want to watch a pro sports game and be able to say, “I could do that.”
man, the Coliseum is packed!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! fever
LOVE the sarcasm font!
what ME???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcOfFeKXcd4
agree the risk outweighed the reward in kicking the FG
RAMMIT, HARD
yeah!!
Yes, rammit, rammit real good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU&sns=em
Was bummed about not getting the Tomsulas game, but have Romo on the RRRAMMMMIT! game, so that helps.
both teams are NFC, why does CBS get it?
The networks sometimes switch games.
O/U times will we get to see the final result of this today?
5? I think it’s 5.
https://gfycat.com/RightHospitableGrouse
To answer the banner Q – no, she was shaved in Basic Instinct.
Anyway …
Never heard of a bare muff?
Bear muff? Tell me about it.
– Chi****
I don’t think so. Muff always implied pubes to me.
You’ve clearly not spent enough time in LA.
That I agree with 100%
(throws the challenge flag)
“The previous comment is under further review.”
Wait, they called roughing the passer? Did they not know that those calls don’t apply to Cam Newton?
That’s what happens when you have scab refs, smh.
to answer Scotchy’s question – no – Even Week Jaguras bad
Red Zone guy just announced that the Dolphins have never won a game in Foxboro that Brady both started and finished. The solution here is obvious, guys….
Meteor? Meteor.
I don’t suppose Bernard Pollard is interested in coming out of retirement?
Poison?
Tonya Harding
Bernard Pollard
Just killing time until the Grey Cup starts. STAMPEDERS! ARGONAUTS! WHO YA GOT?
LOL its raining, windy. and humid in San Francisco
God raining down His blessings upon San Francisco.
Wait! That’s not rain!
Hallelujah! It’s raining men!
…so, moving toward winter, then.
You guys are so cute in NoCal with your “seasons”
I mistakenly switched to Figure Skating instead of SEA-SF. I may switch back.
I was being ironic. I did not see that coming.
An auspicious beginning for the 49ers.
Lots of wind in San Francisco today.
Chiefs lose! Schadenfreude isn’t as good as regular freude but I’ll take joy where I can find it.