Have you ever googled yourself and discovered that you share the same name with a second-tier Canadian entertainer that has a huge on-line presence? Me neither. Why would anyone bother to do that? That’s just silly. I hope that the smarter among you have had the bestest post-Thanksgiving treat that has ever existed. What’s that? The beyond delicious, mayo-heavy turkey sandwich with a glass of milk. (sponsored by Joe Flacco’s Elite Treats) Man, that’s good eating. Anywhoo… TO THE GAMES!
NO/LAR: I think today’s table begins and ends here. So very interested to see how this one plays out. The Saints almost stumbled vs. the Dacteds last week but got it done in OT. The Rams ran into a Vikes team hitting on all cylinders right now and caught the L, 7-24. How they bounce back-if they do-will be very telling because division-wise they’ve got the Seahawks just one game behind them.
Sea/SF: Well, speak of the devil(birds)! Those fantasy fellers that stuck with te Graham through those first four scoreless games of the season have been rewarded with 7 TD’s in the last six games. Seattle’s secondary has been shot through with injuries of all kinds but I can’t see qb Beathard doing much about it. That’s not necessarily a knock on him because he’s working with the likes of Robinson, Taylor, Goodwin and Kittle in the passing game. “Who?”, you ask. “Exactly!”, I respond.
Den/Oak: This could have been a barn-burner with huge implications for the AFC West but it’s not the beginning of September anymore, is it? Now both teams are sorta playing out the string and Denver is looking to see what they have in Paxton Lynch. That they had to dumb down the offense for him doesn’t speak very highly of his future prospects. But he’s Head Horsey’s guy so he’s got that going for him.
Jax/Ari: Is this the week that the Jags are good? It’s so hard to keep up…
Fiddle-dee-dee down below.
1/6 means he DUE!!!!!!!!
I hope you enjoy Las Vegas because let’s face it, you’re building it.
Honestly, I don’t usually bet much anymore.
This is all the fault of one particular Hippopotamus type person. But he’s gonna get that thing I sent him soon enough.
I’ve stopped betting altogether. Not with the way games are called now…
Last year while in Vegas was the first time I’d bet in more years than I can count.
` onside makes this super interesting.
Fuck yeah.
Onside this bitch.
Goodbye Donks
Donks get Tea bagged
That commercial for Bounce fabric softener dryer sheets was made by and for retarded people, God bless them.
How we doing?
I’m not watching the Grey Cup, with snow, which is my favourite kind of Grey Cup, because I am in line for mini Wakezilla, so she can take a pic with a shitty looking Santa.
Mrs. Wakezilla did a great job planning this venture out
will pre-Vegas throw here, or trust it can stop monkey boy with 1:50 and no timeouts?
fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk
Hahahahahaha.
https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/tennessee-fans-are-irate-about-reports-of-greg-schiano-becoming-next-coach/
cant really blame them
Those assholes are always irate about something.
Fuck ’em, they got what they deserved.
You want a discipline team…you go with a guy that help keep a pedophile ring covered up for over 10 years.
Oh, so that’s what with him. When I heard he was on OSU’s coaching staff, I got a bad feeling. Now I know.
Not as bad a feeling as those kids got.
Don’t worry. Part of being a Christian is faith that God is with then to help them heal, and when they die, all pain will be forgotten and currently Satan is warming up the specially shaped barbed pitchforks he saves for just this occasion.
But they’d probably vote for Roy Moore if Trump told them to.
/thinks about putting more $$$ into online betting acct
//remembers will be in Vegas for next week’s action
///empties bank accounts
I’m gonna win eventually, dammit!!!!!
Good luck, tWBS! Take the House for everything!!!!
/ hides valuable, pawnable objects in DFO Clubhouse
STAY OUTTA MY DRAWER!
SEe? You found something you like in Philadelphia
pickerception WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
hold ’em to a FG, fuckwads
JEEEEEEEEEESUS
I like her. She seems like a conversationalist.
Well I’m a cunning linguist, so we should get along just fine!
Someone hasn’t been skipping Squat Day
Unless the Seahawks were playing their prevent defense, I think the 49ers will be good with Garrap…Garappolo? Ex-Brady Successor #4
How could you do this to me, Gurley?
he says gambling is a sin
UGa fucker’s eating up my comeback time.
Nobody here can make an extra point. I love it.
Are you at the game?
He is!
He did a headstand while taking a photo earlier.
He just slipped in the snow and had a lucky selfie.
Thanks. Watching it too.
Snow bowl.
Stay warm
Having money on Birdcano is a very queasy feeling. I need even more points somehow, The Flow.
100 yard td Argos.
Now all the 49ers have to do is go for a 12-point conversion attempt.
Battery almost dead, I’ll pick up with you fuckers for the late game. Laters!
did the Saints actually PUNT?
I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with the game to which you are referring, Sir.
Yes. Payton is really making jason Garrett look like a Coach of the Year candidate.
I bet that’s the white man’s fault
well, DUH
Janeane about to come in for Cregg in SF?
tbf, I always thought she was too short to play quartered back. Good for her!!
Did pretty well for her ten seconds (or however many) out there, too.
Janine?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=alHNOAnFEDI
CJ Cregg has died, ladies and gentlemen. This is Not a Drill.
Okay, having the Teen Titans actually interact with their voice actors may have validated its existence. But just barely.
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Oh, screw you Internet. That picture wasn’t “For Ants” size when I found it on Google Image Search!
Teen Titans Go was trash. Was the original Teen Titans any good?
You need to check it out. It was that good.
I spent 6 hours being punished by having Go marathon’d in my house, and the best part of it was the like minute long segment where the titans watch the original and bash the decision to reboot it
The irony is that my son is obsessed with that show and I’m largely annoyed by it aside from its occasional 80’s fantasy animation, but I loved that episode and he thought it was stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR131fc2pZY
It wasn’t a real episode. It was for the crew.
Plus I read that the voice of Starfire had trouble voicing herself. That’s when you know you’ve been a voice actress for too long; you forget what you really sound like.
Regular Teen Titans or Teen Titans Go?
Teen Titans Go! They did their 200th episode special. For reasons, they broke the fourth wall and met the crew and then the voice actors.
Bring Me The Flow!!
Tampax newest slogan?
Nah, newest day after pill slogan
I’m beginning to think Brees has a considerable amount of money on the Rams.
There are literally dozens of fans in LA for this game.
Sammy Watkins you dumb motherfucker
Also, damn, they smoke a LOT of weed here, in stadium and out
LOL. Stampeders score, go for 2… Pass promptly doinks directly off the crossbar. Never change, CFL. I love you so.
Yeah, Raider Nation is pretty awesome. Heading out now, but had a hella fun time 😀
(Sorry Hippo)
Oh oh. She’s saying Hella now. Methinks we have lost the Dok to the NoCal curse.
Only took about two weeks too. That’s impressive.
I’ve said hella since high school. It’s amazing how much of the outside world you irrationally hate
Nah, just NoCal.
Fair enough, but I still totally don’t get it.
That’s why it’s irrational.
True! ;D
He has a point. Is like my irrational hatred of Boston (the band, tho the city is getting there). It is indeed moar than a feeling, Amanda.
I hate that band. Probably because “Long Time” was chosen as our class song back in 1977. But other reasons too.
I’ve always suspected it would be quite fun for the neutral. It’s a’ight.
/would have gotten myself murdered cheering on Two of the Good Ones
They were actually quite nice to the few Broncofolk I saw. Probably helps that the horses are losing
It’s hard not to have some pity now.
I wouldn’t say there was pity, there was some QUALITY hate during the fight. Field directed tho
on the opposite end – WR pass up TEN?? I think not. Ride Gurley like a prom date, moe-ron
So I don’t have DEN/OAK but from what I read online, the game is really off the chain.
The first quarter was the best
Also, goddamnit The Flow
I have the Jags D. I needed that.
I had $50 AZ moneyline (+200) then $100 more ATS when it went to +6
Those words make sense individually but when I read them in a sentence I got nothing.
Much moneys if Birdcano win, $50 if they lose by less than 6.
I shall root for the score to remain as is then.
But I won’t quibble with a Jags sack or two.
YAY no shutout
Just looked. Also on my bench, in addition to Rivers, are Marvin Jones, Perine, and Mixon. There’s like 90 points, 8 kids and one assault and battery conviction just sitting there taunting me.
My biggest miss so far is sitting burkhead and letting fournette play.
Understandable.
FIELD GOAL?? What a puss.
I’m just stunned i saw an actual real 1-1 honest tackle!
That was a beautiful tackle, and a really pussy decision to settle for 3 there. I need the FF points but I hope the Saints lose for that.
23-24 or 26-24 will be the final in LA
saved by the BLEERGH??
The college kid for Cowbells whose goddamned foot basically fell off during the first series of play? He didn’t cry.
Pretty sure he was in shock.
I know I was.
I yelped like a puppy. Couldn’t believe he came back on the sidelines to cheer his side on. They must have pumped him so full of morphine it’s a miracle his eyes stayed open.
Spinal block and then they tied him upright on a hand-cart?
So there’s a man outside who might be getting brutally murdered by a hyena. I hope the hyena’s okay.
OH, crap. Just heard the 1-877-KARS-4KIDS commercial. Now my day is ruined
Damn you for telling me about it. Now mine is too.
I know. I’m like the guy in the zombie apocalypse who lies about having been bitten.
Yup, that shit happens to me too.
You monster!
/At least I haven’t lost the Little Drummer Boy challenge
One small benefit of living here…that don’t exist.
May as well shoot yourself now; that ear worm ain’t leaving
Phillip Rivers on the bench, down by 10 and watching Brees shit the bed. The NFL: it’s faaaaaaantastic.
/drinks bleach
Wow. I was just making a joke about “could Horatio BE any more white?” Guess I was wrong.
“Could Horatio SMELL any more like chlorine?”
Don’t tears feed me
They can, but you should have a balanced diet.
be fucking annoyed if The Flow and Co. fuck up my moneyline groove
BAHAHAHAHAHA
PAXTON LYNCH IS CRYING!
Gif needs to be on Quotables.
words fail me
Literal Donks tears
Shanklor, I pray to thee.
Answer my pleas….
Bitch