Is everything going to plan? I hope you and yours (if you’ve got a ‘yours’-I didn’t for the longest time and it was a mixed blessing) have got your shit together and are in the home stretch as far as getting organmazized. I only just now figured out that there’s no nighter tonight due to the double-header on tap tomorrow. I’ll not likely be able to catch the first one-I’ll be chained to a stove cooking my buttocks off or chained to a boring conversation having my ear chewed off. (“Do you know Fred Sassafrass? No? Let me tell you some juicy gossip about him anyway.”) I DON’T CARE! Guh. It’s the same damn thing every time. Are the in-laws happy for someone when they do well for themselves? That would balance things out a bit. But no, that never happens. Forget about this silly tangent of mine. TO THE GAMES!
Jacksonville/San Fran:
Both have won 4 of their last 5 so it’s a bit interesting but not all that much. It’s good to see that there is life in the Niners after the acquisition of The World According to Janine Garoppolo. He’s been hitting at a 69% rate and will likely end up being the team leader in throwing yards having started a measely five whole games! He might end up being what Jerry Richardson calls “one of the good ones” but for now he’s simply hopped over a very low bar.
Seattle/Dallas:
YAY! The “FEED ME” gesture is back and ready to make this cranky old fart toss something towards the TV tube. (not that close-she’s a beauty) With Atlanta crapping all over the field as of 3:48 EST, this game looks like a “separating the wheat from the chaff” type game. That excellent Seahawks run D you’ve heard about over the years gave up almost 250 yards vs. the Rammers last week. Oof.
New York Giants/Arizona:
Many have said that… Blech! Why bother? You’re not watching this travesty unfold.
Game on, Frenchy!
#FGrange
You’re gonna give Spur a stroke if’n you keep it up.
bail out flag.
I suspect Giants offense gonna put up a goose egg….
They’re more than capable of putting up an ostrich egg.
Dallas could just run the ball every down.
Ya think?! At least as much as Gurley and Bell run the ball. Dak is the fucking DEFINITION of an ESPN superstar. Fuck him.
I’m sure Princeton boy hasn’t thought of it
Unsportsmanlike? That’s the best ad the Salvation Army ever got.
tis Zeke mockery, IIRC
Well then I’ve totally missed something.
But I don’t object to the Zeke mockery, of course.
Dammit Dak.
worry not, Bailey has 2 more FGs in him
Keelan Cole doing OK. just need that TD…. would be nice.
My son is 6 this year & this will be the first year Santa visits him at his house, instead of Grandma’s. I’m FIRED UP to write the note from Santa, produce the carrot ends and apple cores from the reindeer, and leave a tiny piece of cookie on the plate. We aced his list, too, so he’ll be on top of the world in the morning.
Thanks a million for these open threads, and I hope you guys have the holidays you need.
Cheers!
/passes out in hummus
Recreating the same conditions for your little ones when you went over the moon is a super-under-rated parental pleasure.
that’s the Tomsula Spirit!
grumble grumble
Might as well go eat dinner.
thank god for Sean Lee.
Larry Fitzgerald hates me. That’s what it is.
GET IN LINE LARRY!!!!!
Question: when do you celebrate/gift exchange? Christmas Eve night or Christmas Morning?
Morning.
Them wily French Canucks tend to do it on the Eve. (my experience) Otherwise, ta next morning.
In the morning all hungover.
My family has always done Eve.
It really depends on when the get together is. We did some presents last night with eldest right and family. Hell, I did gifts last Monday with youngest right when I was in San Diego. The bothers and I will exchange on Christmas morning.
glasses Brita is bestest Brita
Britta or Annie?
Britta
Yes.
Announcer: “Eli knows better than to make that throw.”
No, no he doesn’t.
Eli with his second gift of the game.
i’m going to miss him when he leaves for Denver next year.
It is going to be truly delicious. With those pieces they could win a SB
oh merde, stupid Engram got hurt, Bailey needs to keep this FG train rolling.
I love Dez’ ability to play way below his mouth/ability.
c’mon, FIGHT ye Fightin’ Tomsulas!!
All Bortles all the time!!!!
Although someone does need to do something about Fournette. That guy is killing me.
16 first half kicker points. Championship material
If you guys are bored with football, here is a cool article about a cool car guy…
http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/classic-cars/a14453949/the-only-mclaren-f1-technician-in-north-america/
this is a bad FG attempt.
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/945062252129980417
2 quick throws into the endzone?
Speechless.
What kind of complete architectural modeling failure allows that sunlight to stream onto that football field on Sunday afternoons?
am only approving those plans once, now fuck off – Double J
It was cloudy the day they walked the site to lay out the stadium.
Time for the Hue Jackson Performance Update!
Hue Jackson, a man that gets paid a LOT of money to win football games in the NFL, is a snazzy 1 win in 31 attempts, for a massive 3.22% winning percentage.
Highlights this week include throwing not only his rookie QB under the bus, but also his running back, who last week 72 yards on 5 attempts. Why did Hue not continue the successful running game? Because per his weekly press conference, any asshole could run through those holes and he double down on the fact that the Browns don’t have “real players”.
I think its obvious now that old Hue here is intentionally tanking the team in the hopes Haslam fires him so he gets paid an extra year for doing shit and he can try and keep this “I’m a good coach…I just never got the players I wanted” theme that only Mike Brown and a few select (read that as “functionally retarded”) Bengal fans believe.
At this point, I would trade the overall first round draft pick if it gets rid of fucking Hue Jackson. It is staggering to watch a man so incredibly bad at his job, wasting insane gobs of money, masturbating on the sidelines.
I’ll never forgive him for RUINING Jeremy Hill.
all your fault Dez.
Basketball down
What did I miss? Dez just dropped a ball and suddenly Seattle is in the red zone?
yep
and . . .
Oh the Dez drop was a turnover. I missed that part.
I might walk over to the golf course to get dinner. Probably will not watch the late game, since have to wake up early for snorkeling tomorrow.
none of us are watching teh late game
Oh, righto, all this weird preplayoff scheduling is confuzzing me this year
The Grinch Stole The Night Game
BLEERGH-kakke
I like Mike Davis. Dunno why he isn’t used more.
Gotta think he is their replacement for Marshan Lynch…
So, uh, Dez…you can shut up now, right?
Really Dez, Really.
stupid dallas.
– JFK
We’ve replaced the entire Seahawks O-line with Folger’s Crystals, let’s see how long it takes to get the Charmslinger killed!
Wilson is scary when he runs like that.
Russell Wilson is a stupidhead.
Those Wisconsin QB’s just never learn.
(Hippo will find this as funny as me…the rest of you prolly not)
Cmon some sort of ocean birds!
Make the noise, Dok!!!!!!!
That was suuuuper fun
i rooting for the feral house cats to eat their eggs.
Dez going all Jameis n junk.
a rape in front of all those ppl? On Shitsmas EVE??
can’t wait for when the other games go to half and we get to laugh at Elisha for 15 minutes solid