Is everything going to plan? I hope you and yours (if you’ve got a ‘yours’-I didn’t for the longest time and it was a mixed blessing) have got your shit together and are in the home stretch as far as getting organmazized. I only just now figured out that there’s no nighter tonight due to the double-header on tap tomorrow. I’ll not likely be able to catch the first one-I’ll be chained to a stove cooking my buttocks off or chained to a boring conversation having my ear chewed off. (“Do you know Fred Sassafrass? No? Let me tell you some juicy gossip about him anyway.”) I DON’T CARE! Guh. It’s the same damn thing every time. Are the in-laws happy for someone when they do well for themselves? That would balance things out a bit. But no, that never happens. Forget about this silly tangent of mine. TO THE GAMES!
Jacksonville/San Fran:
Both have won 4 of their last 5 so it’s a bit interesting but not all that much. It’s good to see that there is life in the Niners after the acquisition of The World According to Janine Garoppolo. He’s been hitting at a 69% rate and will likely end up being the team leader in throwing yards having started a measely five whole games! He might end up being what Jerry Richardson calls “one of the good ones” but for now he’s simply hopped over a very low bar.
Seattle/Dallas:
YAY! The “FEED ME” gesture is back and ready to make this cranky old fart toss something towards the TV tube. (not that close-she’s a beauty) With Atlanta crapping all over the field as of 3:48 EST, this game looks like a “separating the wheat from the chaff” type game. That excellent Seahawks run D you’ve heard about over the years gave up almost 250 yards vs. the Rammers last week. Oof.
New York Giants/Arizona:
Many have said that… Blech! Why bother? You’re not watching this travesty unfold.
Game on, Frenchy!
Following the theme. https://gfycat.com/MassiveGlumBasilisk
What, how is that bed so big? Where would one even get a bed so big? How would they get the mattress through a door? So many questions, so little of Britta’s ass.
Maybe she’s just really tiny.
She’s tiny and sturdy.
Best combo.
Time to get niece’s things loaded up and her the hell outta here for the night.
Then….
Heavy alcohol consumption. Followed by not having to be a responsible adult.
Catch ya’s a li’l later.
Scott Hansen with the crazy christmas suit!
oh my!
Announcer: “Cardinals are eating the clock.”
A. Reid: “Does it taste like chicken?”
… Fuck …
Did it half to be against Pete Carrol? The only thing worse would be…shudder…Darth Hoodie.
I recorded the game to watch later, caught the end live so I’m deleting that shit. Just as well, get it over with.
After TD, onside kick, TD, with 3 timeouts left…they give the goddamned match away with an after the play head butt.
Computer, sum up the NFL in 2017.
da Fuq? a Bortlesgood while I was eating dinner?
Whuddid I miss?
hahahahaha
Doink!
NFL should make a new rule where you get some points if the ball hits the goal post on a FG try….
methinks it should be at least a rouge.
Am getting ready for dinner. Merry Christmas folks. Have a great holiday.
I can hear the rending of garments and the gnashing of teeth from the DFW Metroplex clearly even down here in San Antonio.
Keep going south.
The fans in Mexico are also pretty pissed, so he’d just get it in stereo.
SHANK’LOR GIVETH, SHANK’LOR TAKETH
Dammit Boyz. One job.
It’s over. offense and coaching fucked over the team. Double J needs to clean house on staff.
He really does or else the Ginger will waste Zeke.
Jeebus, Bailey missed again. And Jaguras missed their XP. They still have all 3 timeouts, BTW, 1:50 left.
Beatle Bailey shows his colors!
OMFG, fucking Troy gets it.
DAL should kick. RIGHT NOW.
just checked the Giants score….
Once one is in FG range down 2 scores, one should kick the FG (under 2:00)
Matt Barkley! dude he should get some Grabage minutes!
He’s still playing? In the NFL?
UNIONS ,, amirite??
SMDH
poor clock management by DAK! there
Dak’s throws to the small white guy are not exactly easy-Beasley.
PROGRAMMING ALERT:
I will live-brogging Die Hard around 12:30 EST time.
Here?
Indeed.
Sweet! Does it have its own post?
No, I’m not doing that. I’m just taking over the night thread. It’s not like anything else will be going on by that point.
You’re taking over this thread because I don’t think there’s a night thread…
Well, that works, too. Again, Hawaii Bowl, and then…
Anyway, I’ll be back after 23:00 Mass to experience Christmas’ greatest film.
Why do people insist on putting chocolate on all desserts? That pistachio creme? That mango mousse? Both delicious before they were ruined by layering in chocolate
People suck.
ACAB
#1 onside kick, GOOD
Wifey made some mason jar Bloody Mary’s back in September. When you add more vodka, some tequila, pepper, hot sauce and Worchestershire it’s really nice.
I can’t get into bloody maries. Just add more vodka and ditch the rest.
once this becomes official it’s Spurs season. Also RAMMMMMMMMMMITTTTTTT and go Jags!
A third DAK INT would be helpful for me today
That’s funny Troy said that to Pete’s face.
“Yeah, Pete, in my day, we didn’t fuck up Super Bowls by throwing from the 2.”
two onside kicks, Jaguras right back in this mofo
JAX-SF: If there’s a chance for both teams to lose, they will.
Zeke falls forward for three yards a play. do that on two downs and you get a TD. Stupid fucking coaches.
TFW you see a guy in a Walter Payton jersey and think about saying Go Bears in solidarity and then his beard makes you wonder if he’s wearing it ironically and then you’re pretty confident in that supposition when you see his lady friend is wearing a wolf howling at the moon t-shirt
Then you tell him to eat shit for wearing that ironically because he’s a wimp.
Wow, people wear Sweetness jerseys ironically now? A cutler jersey or something I could get, but that’s a tad fucked up
now BRITA is perfect for yoga pants!
Ginger throwing away timeouts like they’re brown bananas.
Are you saying he should freeze and or make quick bread out of those timeouts?
Bread is always a great option.
it’s time to hate drink!
Way a fucking head of you.
Head Truther being a moe-ron here. The clock is your BFF
But steel doesn’t bend at that temp.
you have an All Pro running back. a “fresh” all pro running back. and you throw the ball. Does RAMMMIIITTTTTTT or the Jags do that?
Ironic that they did that against Seattle, of all teams…
Or LAC, or Buff, or Pitt, or THE FUCKING JETS?!?!!?!?!?
yep. that’s all on the Coaching staff.
Double J needs to die and sell to Carlos Slim
hahahaha
Dallas is really farting this one away
oh my (RIP)
yes boo, boo all night. RUN THE BALL
Seriously, when the fuck is Jerrah getting rid of the Ginger?
Replace him with Lewis and watch the taek storm.
Gruden? Cowher?
Marvin?!
Joe (RIP)
If you had told me at pretty much any point in the past few years that jacksonville – niners would be a good game I would have laughed in your face. I apologize to hypothetical past you
In previous seasons, it might have been a “good” game in the “both teams suck so badly that the game should be somewhat competitive” sense.
True, though they’ve been slightly out of synch with their shittiness, and it’s even weirder right now since there are Jagura playoff implications possible
great now they have to throw it. dumb fucks