Let me start off this week by saying that there is no buttception gif. I saw it, I got it, but then I realized that, in the NFL, butt stuff is only funny when it’s tragic. Maybe if the pass had hit the receiver in the derrière, knocking him to the ground (where his wrist shattered), and THEN the pass had been intercepted via ass. But, as is, there’s a reason we lean on screaming coaches, gruesome injuries, and fans here at Quotables.
Sorry to get all Young Sheldon about this. Guess I’m just an analytics guy.
Anyways, I’m gonna keep this short today. We hosted Christmas yesterday and I am still exhausted AF. To all my relatives who are “excited to see what we do next year” — hope you like vacant houses and me being on an island where I am not cooking, not cleaning, and not hearing grumbles about why NFL ratings are down (uhhhh, why buy the cow when you can get the Quotables milk for free?).
So be merry and get to it. Here are your Week 16 submissions.