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JV Exhibitions FOAR Boxing Day!

King Hippo

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Hey, at least Iggles/Raiders was pretty good last night!  What treats does Day After Santa have to offer?

Heart of Jerral World Bowl – Utah v. West By God Virginia (1:30, ESPN)

I think the Cousinfucker QB is still ded, which explains Team Secular Big Love coming in as significant favourites.  Still, I ain’t bet this one, as both these teams are unpredictable as schizophrenics.

World of Hopelessness Bowl – Duke v. Northern Illinois (5:15, ESPN)

This is the only spot where I have action (one bill on Duke at -5.5, the Devils have been consistently good to me in GAMBLOR), though if I get bit here, I will likely angrily find an angle for the late fixture.  Generally speaking, MACtion meeting a team with any kind of talent or coaching = avert thine eyes jackhammering.  And Cutcliffe has done a magnificent job in Durham.

Cactus Bowl – Kansas State v. UCLA (9:00, ESPN)

Oh noes, they lost Motel 6 affiliation!!  Undead Bill Snyders against Chosen Rosen is one hell of an interesting matchup, by lesser exhibition standards.  Quite possibly worth staying up late for.

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Brick Meathook

HAPPY BOXING DAY!
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theeWeeBabySeamus

‘Neers finally got the wakeup call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlJoXj28ZC4

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Karen would be fun to party with I bet.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Ran into Columbine kid–this kid I tutor– at my tutoring center. He showed me his practice provincial exam essay prompt, in which he scored 1/12. Aside from the essay being a garbled mess that would take a rocket scientist to figure out what he was saying, the prompt was about overcoming a difficult hardship in life. He wrote about the time he saw how beautiful his mom looked in an elegant dress and had to fight the urge to grab and kiss her. . . .

. . . . .

He thought he should have gotten a 7.

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King Hippo

ummmmmm, can’t you just refer him to social services instead? Creepy little fucker.

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Fronkenshteen

Sounds like moms almost got the 7.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

In the dress, maybe she was a 7.

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Brick Meathook

What did the dress look like?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Size 7

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Fronkenshteen

So far I’ve gone Guided By Voices > Pavement > Built to Spill. Suggestions from there? I was thinking Wedding Present.

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Unsurprised

William Leitch made a list of his previous fill-ins for Drew on the Jamboroo, and the 2015 one stood out to me: ‘Nobody Cares If You Lie‘.

Now, I do not think it is news when a politician lies; it’s not news when anyone does it, because everybody does it, all the time.

But I am not used to people not caring.

He starts out interestingly enough, but what the fuck is this idiot on about here? There are tens of millions of people who never cared and never will care.

Anyway, this is a waste of time.

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Unsurprised

I’m off to a good start fucking up everything today.

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Wakezilla

What happened?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Get in line, buddy.

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Unsurprised

Motherfucker!

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Wakezilla

My wife on Christmas eve was like “We need to stay up late tonight to get things done.”

I assumed she was going to wear something like in this pic. Turns out we had to wrap every Christmas present known to mankind. It was awful.

/sad trombone

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King Hippo

depressing stat I just read. Donks have four 20+ point losses on the season. #ThePauls have one.

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Fronkenshteen

Was one the NYG?

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King Hippo

Sean Spicer was more accurate than this Cousinfucker QB

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Fronkenshteen

They’re hanging in there though, you know?

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King Hippo

just sacked the punter at the 6! Bananacakes

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King Hippo

Do they gain a single yard on ensuing drive? Of course not.

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Fronkenshteen

Yeah that hurts. But your side is live. Now cover this kickoff, dammit!

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Fronkenshteen

Is there a medical reason Rosen isn’t playing tonight? Or is this about whether he’s staying at UCLA another year?

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Fronkenshteen

Never mind. Concussion.

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ballsofsteelandfury

It’s not a concussion. He doesn’t want to devalue his draft stock. Concussion is the “official” reason.

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King Hippo

Had a wide open TD there, JEEBUS.

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Fronkenshteen

Who had $ on James Harrison joining the Pats?

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scotchnaut

“Heh.”

-Bill Belichick

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Fronkenshteen

And just like that, everyone just left. Grandpa took the kids to the indoor pool, and my wife just went to shop & have lunch with her Mom. Activate THC!!!

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scotchnaut

West Virginny D-line pretending that the opposing qb is their pregnant cousin.*

*IT AIN’T COUNT IF IT’S AT A FAMILY GET-TOGETHER!”

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King Hippo

ah mean, she can’t get MOAR preggers!

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Brick Meathook

Happy Boxing Day!
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Fronkenshteen

WVU QB getting killed.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Look, lady, don’t act all surprised that I took a gander when you stepped out of the dressing room loudly declaring “this swimsuit isn’t going to work, my nipple is right here”

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scotchnaut

Kids these days-thinking that they can get ahead without being fondled against their will. #sonaive

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

A) she was a (hot) mom
B) looking ain’t touching

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Senor Weaselo

Swansea: Not particularly good.

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King Hippo

When “ded to me” Everton bought Sigurdsson from Swans, they overpaid b/c it was essentially a death warrant, in terms of going down.

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King Hippo

Another one, from NBC’s SNF bumper collection (yes, coincides w/ mutli-oxy feels):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIOaU7Sm-ZE

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King Hippo

One of the very bestest songs of 2017. I relate to her, she seems an old soul. Can certainly write a song, nice Emily Haines-ish velvet voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt26yjdItdA

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Senor Weaselo

Godfather Part II is on. So that’s what we’re watching.

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King Hippo

I have seen the middle of that so many times. Rarely from the beginning, and for some reason, rarely to the bitter end.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Sounds like they made an offer you couldn’t refuse.

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Fronkenshteen

I’d watch that just to watch Bruno Kirby eat spaghetti.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

my sister had ONE dog that I ever liked, and it was a yellow lab (once it was not a puppy). That is SO YELLOW LAB.

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Brick Meathook

Yellow labs are such wonderfully goofy dogs.

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blaxabbath

[Sponsored] There’s gonna be a Rosen piece at 3p today!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

hmmmm, Secular Big Love may have been the right play here

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King Hippo

I also gave in and put $50 on the Big Twaaaaaalve sides, just because I’m high and the odds (WV +7, K State -6.5) seem right.

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Fronkenshteen

Glad you caved. I like living vicariously through your action.
Nice set piece by Liverpool there. Shit defense though. But at least I can switch over to JV footy now.

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King Hippo

yes, do not lower mah esteem for you by appreciating the Redshite’s work. Tis bad enough when DonT does it. Fuck’s sake.

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Fronkenshteen

Apologies all around.

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scotchnaut

Donny and Marie-Reeling In Years. You. Are. Welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDeVAF58jPg

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King Hippo

nice incest tie-in for our current JV tilt

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Dad?

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Brick Meathook

Which one’s Marie?

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King Hippo

GAMBLOR alert – my book at least had Chi**** +12.5 available for next week. Minny will TOTES be resting starters, that be free money, yo.

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Fronkenshteen

Yup. It’s CHI’s superb owl.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Cleveland -12.5 as well. Landry jones will get time

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King Hippo

13.5 on mine.

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King Hippo

NICE! The line has moved a whole point in favour of Duke since I gots my scrilla in.

Surprisingly, K State still just at -6.5, guess the Chosen Rosen choice was already baked into the cake.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Chosen Rosen has chosen to not play and may pull an Eli Manning.

So yeah, he ends up at the Giants.

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scotchnaut

“I’ll take 2 Super Bowl wins and more interceptions/fumbles than anyone thought possible for 600, Alex.”

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King Hippo

Now Chosen Rosen is threatening to stay in school. If I were #ThePauls, I would be extracting maximum blood out of Los Gigantes to move up. A Jewish QB in Noo Yawk? Here, take all our picks, oy vey!!

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Fronkenshteen

Is anyone drinking yet? I want a beer.

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King Hippo

I took several oxy, because I just wanna feel sommet, OKAY??

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scotchnaut

It’s not even 1pm east and I seem to have overdone it. #whelp

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King Hippo

SPIRIT ANIMAL!!

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scotchnaut

My drunk brain wants to buy you a ticket for The War On Drugs last concert date…

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yeah right

Nope, but I will be in

/checks watch

Nine short hours! That was a fun three days off now back to the salt mines I go!

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Fronkenshteen

What a shot.

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litre_cola

Very impressive.

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scotchnaut

HBO’s doc of Rolling Stone magazine is an interesting walk back through politics/music. It’s by no means a whitewash.

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Brick Meathook

Happy Boxing & Kick-Fighting Day!
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King Hippo

so many draws

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litre_cola

Not in Cardiff!! Woooo! 4-2!

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Wakezilla

Hi litre,

For some reason I can’t seem to get into my DM account on my phone the past 24 hours. Yesterday, I blame the alcohol, today, I blame the hangover.

Anyway, my email address is:

[email protected]

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litre_cola

Cool. Will send you all something soon

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Fronkenshteen

WEST HAM, WOO-HOO!!!

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Fronkenshteen

Annnnd they fucked it up.

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King Hippo

Cherries ‘ploded out teh crust

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yeah right

Bout damn time but still a fucking draw.

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King Hippo

Hammers daggum bakin’ a PIE now.

/also FUCK OFF Manure

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Great, now I want pie

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litre_cola

What kind? The fam had peach/blueberry last night and raspberry/rhubarb the night prior.

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litre_cola

It was inevitable. Burnley playing errrrone behind the ball and got caught standing around

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Fronkenshteen

West Ham WOOO!

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King Hippo

Do you and yeah right have a side bet?

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King Hippo

preferably one that involves actual ham and cherries?

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Fronkenshteen

No. But if we did, it would no doubt involve food.

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yeah right

With a little more foresight I could have offered up some Iberian ham.

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King Hippo

well, you have the return fixture in the 2nd half.

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litre_cola

2 nothing Cottagers. Never count out The Whites on the road…

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King Hippo

Burn. That. CROSS!!

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litre_cola

3-1 its a boxing day miracle!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Last I heard Rosen is sitting out, btw.
Bet accordingly

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And Yahoo needs to learn a new song. Assholes said this same shit to me last week word for word, just with updated numbers….

The tragedy of being an underachiever is that tWBS Never Learns knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they’re wrong. They scored 104.88 points against a projected 114.69 and underachieved for the 11th time this season, including the last five weeks in a row.

I still say it’s cruel and unnecessary, and makes me cry.

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ballsofsteelandfury

To be fair to Yahoo bot, we have had the same banner quote for 3 weeks now. If it still applies, why change it?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You suck sometimes. Especially when you’re right.
😛

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Wakezilla

How we doing, boys? The morning seems to be all about Europe. There has been some pretty decent soccer games on so far today and the Spengler Cup has begun.

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King Hippo

Burnley up 2-nil at Old Trafford is pretty neat. Dunno what the Spengler Cup be.

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litre_cola

Yeah turned that on. Very pleased thus far. Plus teh Mighty Fulham is up 1 nil at Cardiff

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