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- Raging Semi Tuesday – Roma at [grumble, grumble] – April 24, 2018
- Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John) – April 7, 2018
- World Gawne Mad – Finale Edition – April 2, 2018
Hey, at least Iggles/Raiders was pretty good last night! What treats does Day After Santa have to offer?
Heart of Jerral World Bowl – Utah v. West By God Virginia (1:30, ESPN)
I think the Cousinfucker QB is still ded, which explains Team Secular Big Love coming in as significant favourites. Still, I ain’t bet this one, as both these teams are unpredictable as schizophrenics.
World of Hopelessness Bowl – Duke v. Northern Illinois (5:15, ESPN)
This is the only spot where I have action (one bill on Duke at -5.5, the Devils have been consistently good to me in GAMBLOR), though if I get bit here, I will likely angrily find an angle for the late fixture. Generally speaking, MACtion meeting a team with any kind of talent or coaching = avert thine eyes jackhammering. And Cutcliffe has done a magnificent job in Durham.
Cactus Bowl – Kansas State v. UCLA (9:00, ESPN)
Oh noes, they lost Motel 6 affiliation!! Undead Bill Snyders against Chosen Rosen is one hell of an interesting matchup, by lesser exhibition standards. Quite possibly worth staying up late for.