I shall leave the night games alone for the night thread, I won’t likely stay awake for them, anyhow. YAY, Purdue, winning me $62.50!
Military Industrial Complex Bowl B – Virginia v. Navy (1:30, ESPN)
It’s cold as a well digger’s balls on the East Coast (even as far South as Raleigh, NC) so I would think that favours the running side in this one. UVA has been far better than expected this year, though. Proving yet again the extreme value in coaching, especially at the JV level.
Lesser Disney Bowl – Oklahoma State v. Virginia Tech (5:15, ESPN)
Oh snap, the only two sides who utilize the same weird combo of maroon and baby diarrhea orange. Be prepared to be confused from the kickoff, and stay that way. I put a hundred down on BDSM State right away at -6, and watched the line shrink (much to my consternation). But come on, one of the Big Twaaaalve heavyweights against an also-ran from the ACC Coastal??
still on a WINNING RUSH, so MOAR ACTION:
$55 on Stanford moneyline (+130)
$55 on Wazzu moneyline (+105)
$66 on Iowa State moneyline (+160) – already have $100 on them at +3, no clue how they are dogs v. fookin’ Memphis.
How Hippo gets his betting tips, and how he loses his winnings:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRIHLq7OrFg&ab_channel=JackSheldon
An ABA basketball? You just crossed the 3 point line, buddy!
I am now up about $750 overall after a BRUTAL start to this endeavour!
/problem is I bet very substantially on Boomer Sooner, and need them to come good to sustain any momentum
I’m very tempted on the Cyclones meself, FWIW.
That’s crazytown.
Looks like you gots teh refs here, hippo
they noe wut thyme it is
Brocky may consider doing his fantasy column this week – in DFO ball final against my assorted flotsam (Wayne Gallman is starting), Gurley Man is already resting, Hopkins a game-time decision. Now Le’Veon may not play. LMFAO!!
Week 17 is always fun.
goddamnit, Pokes, get yer shit together or nobody gets hot candle wax across they taint after the match!!
Her name was Jenny Dell; no word on whether she married a farmer
If she did, I’d be a big fan of all of her calves.
Bet you’d like to see her bear too.
I was told that giraffe-toe was even more erotic that camel-toe. I’d like my $20 back, thank you very much!
I’m laughing at this and I’m not even drunk or high.
Yet.
Did I just see half a muted c ommercial for Roseanne? Have I traveled back in time to 1994? I’m off to invest whatever palty pocket sums I own in Enron and landline telephones!
ROSEANNE IS BACK IN TOWN, BABY!*
*not an endorsement of this godawful re-run
One Day at a Time and Dynasty are possibilities.
Dynasty is being rebooted and a One Day At A Time reboot is a Netflix series with multiple seasons.
They did Dallas a while back, didn they?
Let me know when they reboot Leave it to Beaver.
/checks pornhub
Fun (probable) fact: the guy who played… Beaver? on the show is a distant relative of Eminem.
Ok that appears to be false, but they did have a lawsuit, presumably about the name “Mathers” once, so…
Shoot. I was hoping Jerry was the original slim shady.
The early seasons were good as Hell. Apparently my brother is friends with some of the writers, and Norm MacDonald is also writing it, so unlike every other cash grab retread I’m actually interested in this.
I’d like to thank Beth Mowins & Anthony Becht for forcing me to opt for the mute button for this game. . I found a really good Zappa album (Buffalo) on the Apple Music.
Va tech and OK St are two teams that I usually root for during the season to pull a big upset (over clemson or miami or Oklahoma I suppose) but otherwise don’t care about.
SUDDEN CHANGE huzzah team I bet on!!
Courtesy of the Teton Gravity Research Forum; whatever that is
Well she certainly has some Grand Tetons which seem to defy gravity. I feel like I was channeling my inner 12 year old typing that.
Woo hoo!!!!
That smile seems forced/insincere-but hey, if you end up with her you’ll only figure it out several months in…
Jay Cutler looks more chill than I would have expected. I guess having a pile of money to sleep on back home does grant him some serenity.
The bag over my head will serve a double purpose, then.
Ya gotta do what ya half to do to make the imaginary relationship work!
BDSM State ain’t the easiest side to root fer.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ekAH3_0re8c/VDrZgrWvaFI/AAAAAAAA48s/h-CG_9vPFqo/s1600/Jenny%2BDell14.jpeg
She’s no Heidi Watney, but she’s aight I guess.
http://i2.wp.com/mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/erinandrews2.jpg?resize=373%2C348
I’m not a regular viewer of Quick Pitch for nothing.
Same with GMFB on NFLN now, btw.
Oh HAI Kay Adams….
Headhunting motherfucker.
Got out of therapy. I am much better now. It was a productive session.
Camping World might be #1 in the world, but, they’re no Raper:
UPDATE – Mike Zimmer: still the best
http://www.bostonherald.com/sites/default/files/styles/gallery/public/media/2012/06/21/062112soxms30.jpg?itok=N28Fh11a
ahhhhh
So excited for the evening bowl games tonight! whoooo!
Camping World Bowl? I don’t even…
Wait a second, they’re not even camping in this World Bowl! What the fuck?
WHERE’S THE FUCKIN’ RVs??!?
The cheerleader, I take it.
No one beats the excitement of Camping World!
So i guess to answer the hips question: not so much.
I’d Carpe that Diem
“Serious Question- If I was in a hole in a basement, would you throw me some lotion?”
/#thatsmyfetish
Not sure about the hips but she definitely has infant-rearing breasts.
LUNCH!
“Nice! Does she have child-bearing hips?”
-Older Commenter
well, I see ah ain’t miss much having a doctor’s appt during Q3. Run a little train much, Naval Academy?
/pictured
Wilbur Wrong’s first attempt at flight.
I’ve always despised MJ and I’m glad that his Hall of Fame speech exposed him as the thorough dickbag that he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCTfxOrX4k8
Tom Brady? was a Sim character?
MJ would make for a fine CFB coach.
I feel super shitty. Depression is a motherfucker.
Yes it is. The good thing is it gets better. Oh, then it gets worse again. You probably know the drill.
This song makes me feel better when I am extra depressed, because I am one strange muthafucka:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCLzWwRGpcw
I’m very sorry man. Hope you find a salve in keeping the mind busy with constructive stuff or frivolous shit. Regarding the latter, this is a reliable pick-me-up for me:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4
http://www.mytwintiers.com/news/weird/couple-allegedly-uses-drone-for-drug-delivery-service/890007610
Buzzed.
How come Navy’s uniform color isn’t, um, you know…?
https://navaltoday.com/2016/08/05/us-navy-discards-aquaflage-introduces-green-camouflage-uniforms/
ooops
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/astros-world-series-victory-cost-vegas-record-dollar114m/ar-BBHsdtF?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp
GET THAT LETTUCE OFF THERE
Oh Jesus. I could crush that so quickly.
I have returned from the Holiday Bowl Balloon Parade. So many balloons.
All the more for wild animals to choke on.
The Cavs can’t handle Navy’s speed at all.
Amphetamines affect some people poorly.
Navy Recruit: “I’ll do anything to make the football team, sir. I’ll work very hard.”
Navy Football Coach: “Everybody here works hard, son. My question to you is, ‘Can you run like a waterbug?”
Navy Recruit: [hesitates] “I’ll try sir.”
Navy Coach: “Welcome aboard son!” [slaps him on the back]
You had that in the chamber!
In a manner of speaking.
Yeah it does.
Looks as though cb6 on Navy just sunk Virginny’s battleship.
[stares at her caboose]
“If I was a train….”
Duck Navy.
Decided to ‘work’ at home today because I figured, “It’s going to be dead at work”. So far not a single phone or text and only one email.
/Good Call, Me!
Prolly would have been bad if you would have went in anyway.
[makes mental note to call Orkin on Friday]
Game of Threads
UVa’s defense gon’ be tired soon.
Just sayin’.