Much has been made of the chicken wing donation and the $300,000+ that has been donated to Andy Dalton’s “Spare The Red Child Foundation” and rightfully so. It’s makes all the rubes out there feel good in all their feeling places and might just do some concrete good in the world. Does this translate to a win on an actual football field for the Bills? To answer that we must go…TO THE GAME!
Buffalo/Jacksonville:
Here’s the thang-it looks like a bad matchup for the squadoo from upper New York State. The Jags lead the league in rushing offense and the Bills are ranked 30th in stopping that there run. That’s a double “Oof!” as I read it. Weaknesses and strengths tend to magnify themselves in the playoffs and I can’t see the Jags regressing that much.
Injury:
There’s a report out there that Shady McCoy, following a strict regimen of spa treatments and the ingestion of a stewy concoction of various flightless bird juices, (“try the emu, it’s got a nutty aftertaste!”) is ready and raring to go. Otherwise, it’s a long way down to Mike “He’s in the league still?” Tolbert and some Murphy kid and all of his 8 career carries.
Positive Bortles(?):
The fella has some good numbers at home including a 64% completion rate and a nifty 15/5 TD to intercept stat.
My Hot Takeaway:
The Bills will have to force turnovers early in order to offset the steady, belly-filling diet of Fournette that will be stuffed down their gullet. If the Jags get up by two scores early, no amount of broken tables can bring the Bills back.
Pound that keyboard like the champ that you are!
Taken on a Train?
I was once taken on a train. One’s 20s is a great time to travel Europe with a Canadian passport.
Also a porn title from the 70s.
See also: Taking on the Train
I think most Americans want the Bills to win this, just so Richie Incognito can finally have a playoff win.
Who?
–Roger Goodell, when asked about the horrendous officiating
Important to keep the ball so you can punt 3 plays later
That’s the worst spot ever. And it stands!
did you miss yesterday’s TN/KC game??
holy hell that spot was lulz
In memory of Triplette’s yesterday
What a horrible spot.
Golem’s fave player? Charles Clay
Not Clay Matthews?
You say banana, I say papaya.
Yehuda Loew??
Romo about to blow his wad in his pants gushing over the Buffalo offense.
he has the excitability of a puppy on crack (in a good way)
get us to OT, the ppls demand MOAR
Mother Nature is continuing to inflict its punishment regarding the 2016 election.
http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/07/us/winter-storm-arctic-outbreak/index.html
Wouldn’t an unknown, long-dormant volcano under 1600 Penn Ave be quicker?
OMFG, they made a first down!!
football player, when 3rd qtr ends 4th begins: [raises four fingers in the air]
me, upon seeing football player’s gesture: [wanking motion, rolls eyes]
No, they’re rooting for 4th down, because these teams aren’t doing anything on the other ones.
Fucking fuck Big Bang Shit and the awful fucking everything involved with it
Needs moar Fozz.
Audi should give Tyrod Taylor a free TT
I’m always sad when the QB throws it away and it doesn’t hit some random asshole in the face.
Every time I see a CBS commercial for NCIS…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-xiyxlLsw
50 shades of twisted: -Twist -Twister – Moe Twisty -Twistiest.
TD! Ya!
“NCIS: Who Watches This Shit?”
Old people who still think its JAG.
People who watch TV during the weekday but don’t like soap operas
my dad, so that’s one.
okay, the game is over now, let us never speak of it again
Looks like Sacksonville is going to blow their load all over the Bills.
Insurmountable lead for sure now.
Taylor’s gonna have to air it out at some point. I’m guessing it won’t be pretty.
That has to be a celebration penalty…the crotch thrusting in the owners box…and the fuck is that allowed on TV?
They cut to Ol’Dubble J in Dallas? Why?
Pittsburgh: “Yes!”
New England: “Dammit!”
I give up on what the fuck a catch is.
Just rule it a touchdown. It’s the only one we’re getting.
There is no catch
NAWT A CATCH
Oh no, that celebration.
IS IT A CATCH
Ko….yack?
There will be no fun in this game
Here’s comes a Read-Option Interception!
Say hello, Curse of Bobby Laine!
That Leonard Fournette is really good at stretching out small holes.
Okay. What did I miss so far in the 3rd quarter?
A 3-3 game with 3:33 left in the 3rd in which the down was 3rd with… 2 yards to go.
Damn it.
That’s this game in a nutshell.
This is the Blake Bortles that Jacksonville needs, but doesn’t deserve right now.
the jags are last year’s texans
who?
No, Jacksonville’s a real team. Been in the league for a while now…
Henceforth, they’re merely the Floridians.
Blake Bortles Blasts Ball Beyond Bills Backers
Noooooo! My precious puntathlon!
I mean, it’s not a REAL gin and tonic without…
“Nope.”
-Jiminy Rickets
Manziel be trolling them Browns…
“They can pick it up…”
– Romo, knowing the rules, or me, finding a ska band’s tempo to be lagging
I’ll never hear the term “Sackonville” and not think it’s not referring to a gnarly sex act.
involving that rapey mascot
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Jeez Buffalo, Tolbert isn’t the answer to anything.
who’s that big fat guy they only throw to?
Who is Q-bert’s slower, fatter brother?
Chris Pronger Approved Tackling
Look at you, Shady!