What a weird fucking week!!!!! FFS!!!!!
Oh well, I’m not gonna preempt this special “by request” theme another week like I did last week. Though I probably should.
Because it’s gonna suck. Sorry.
Also, there will be no weirdness wrap up this week. Sorry. I’m short on time. But all of you were plenty weird this week anyway. Let’s call it a 12 way tie.
(No BallsofSteelandFury that doesn’t mean a bondage orgy!!!!!)
OK fine….Let’s play some songs.
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Fuck You, Monte Hall
One should always be careful of making deals. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly accidentally went ginger early this week. I wanted to see a photo, so I made deal with him that if he’d post a photo of his ginger, I would post a photo of my “Rick Grimes Beard”…
Turns out, RTD’s ginger looks pretty damned good…
Who knew?
But now, since I opened my big fat mouth, I have to post my Rick Grimes Beard. It is decidedly not as attractive as RTD’s ginger. But here it is anyway….I guess….
Those of you who know me in real life know that I am usually fairly clean cut. I often/usually keep a goatee, but it is usually very neatly and shortly trimmed. This is horrifying to look at. The sad part is that I actually trimmed it a bit before taking this photo. Also, there’s way more gray in that beard than I realized. Holy shitballz. That thing comes off tomorrow. No wonder random strangers have been trying to give me their spare change.
Jeebus.
As an aside, it’s not easy to take a photo of one’s own beard. I never knew that.
Why do people take selfies, anyway? It’s really not fun.
Am I rambling? Probably.
Here’s a good selfie by someone way moar attractive than me….
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Walk Like An Egyptian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HqvQo0HMlg
OK, this week’s theme, which was going to be last week’s theme, and should probably once again be delayed and become next week’s theme….is coming to you from/for our very own WCS.
We’ve featured some odd fetishes before in this space, admittedly. And this is one more.
Egyptian themed Goddesses and stuff. It’s an interesting thing. I won’t say I don’t understand, because it has an appeal, no doubt. And I haven’t necessarily stuck strictly to the “Egyptian” or “Goddess” theme. But I tried to stay pretty close.
I just hope I’ve found some images WCS not only hasn’t seen before, but will also enjoy.
I also hope the rest of you enjoy it.
Soooooo, Enjoy…..
OK, admittedly those last two I threw in for myself. Wow.
I’ll be right back….
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Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite?
As an extension of the above, I’ll leave you with this…
Strong women are sexy.
Strong of mind…
Strong of body…
Strong of spirit…
If you don’t get that, I don’t know what to tell you.
I hope all of you have a fantastic weekend.
Love ya’s…
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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Dude. No hardcore.
Tis good
No lens nipples.
When did they rename “Pop’n and Lock’n” (sic) with “Twerking”? Is “twerking” related to “tweeting”?
This is rather clever. I think.
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God DAMN
Más from Xtina
Ooh
https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/bossyweightyasiaticmouflon
Flyers head to their 43rd consecutive OT, continuing their communist redistribution of points.
Chen has landed like six quads. Too bad he choked on the short one.
“Hey, I was nowheres near Korea!”
– B. Favre
I must admit, Black Panther is a movie that has really surprised me in terms of how many Black activists are willing to overlook so much problematic details of the movie (IE: Woke CIA white man helping African King, whose alias is Black Panther– stay in power). None of this just makes any sense.
So similar to 90% of movies of this type? Sure.
Let the irrational fan-designed NHL trade scenarios commence! You get a first round pick! You get a first round pick!
We will give you a concussed Mason for Nash.
How about we retain some salary for you as well?
That would be fantastic if you could.
That’s talent right there.
I’m actually quite serious, fwiw.
So, anyone seen Black Panther? Any good?
I’d go see it just because *certain* people would hate just the idea of it.
Nice thing is, theaters here in Orange County will be plenty roomy!
Orange County? Not surprising.
I plan to be really drunk, and possibly blacked out (nawt raycess) in the next 45 minutes.
I hope you all have a wonderful evening.
Shit, who stole my meth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjdLAsnR_Ws
Like a more entertaining Ted Danson.
Quit insulting cats!!
What’s the drink that’s gonna do you?
Vodka shots, beer chasers.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG
Absolutely nothing which already hasn’t.
Might as well have fun with it.
For Valentine’s Day, my (enabling) wife got me a “Beers of the World” variety pack (from Cost Plus I think?). Super considerate gesture. I am currently having an exotic foreign beer called “Moosehead.” It tastes like vague politeness.
OH…. you mean the beer…….
Yes, the beer. Canadian peen tastes a little syrupy.
GOOD TO KNOW!
I would let them on and probably kick out my passengers.
Alexei Yashin is on the hockey panel for CBC. This is fantastic.
Kind of surprised we aren’t doing Asian themed, as it’s Chinese and Korean New Year today/yesterday.
Try a different image. ..
We don’t follow “trends”
This should have been a question on the DFO Reader Survey:
What fetish would you like to be featured in Sexy Friday?
(Almost) All of em
I don’t put my email at the bottom of every week for nothing.
No one ever writes tho.
Maybe I’m an unapproachable asshole?
Yes, that’s probably it.
Weird; these are just some of my fetishes.
Unapproachable assholes?
You became Balls so gradually I didn’t even notice.
(why yes, I AM proud of that one)
Sexy golf foxes.
VoyeurPug is not impressed.
Evening commentists.
Right back atchya!
Hola
/Gets up every morning at 3:30 for 10 years to train at ice rink
//Makes Olympic team and trains non-stop for a 2 minute performance
///Falls on first jump
SHIT
So, does WCS refer to himself as KING TIT?
ya’ll
Heeeeeyyyyyyy!
Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir are fucking awesome. I wish our NFL announcers were this entertaining.
Or at least this fabulous.
They’d make another season of crushing Bears losses a lot easier to take than Thom Brennaman and Kevin Burkhardt.
Pictured: The first of two trips to “haul ass.”
Logging on properly for the first time today, and I’m looking forward to the measured and reasonable responses to Black Panther smashing records from Proud Boy Twitter.
eh
I’ll be back… at some point…
My beard turned you on that much, huh?
http://thecelebritymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/473300F100000578-5165653-Beachy_Olivia_Munn_managed_to_take_time_out_of_her_busy_schedule-a-4_1512953405382.jpg
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/156605.jpg
Why, Mr. Rodgers, I hardly recognized you without your beards…uh, I meant beard. No…wait.