Rachael Carlevale Cannabis Wedding Crown. Photo by Tracey Eller for Cosmic Sister
Note – I have a medical card for a back injury so this is all legal on my end. Hell, the only way you can get it legally in my province is to your door by post as their are no dispensaries.
Hi internetters this is a special edition of baking with Litre as this is non football related and but there is a good reason for this one. A while back someone posted candy corn m&m’s on a liveblog and I was flabbergasted. Whenever I travel I always look for potato chips and other snack food that is not available in my neck of the woods as I sometimes get the munchies you see. I had never seen those M&M’s and they intrigued me very much. Both Beerguyrob and Balls offered to send them to me and I thought hell why not make these into something better. I received these things in the mail and we ate a couple to see what we were dealing with. They taste like white chocolate basically. I asked for suggestions and Balls suggested cookies and so that is what I went with as I haven’t made cookies in a while and I have never made them for this site.
This is my last batch of cannabutter from my brother in law so I will have to ask him for more because baking with litre wouldn’t be the same if it was just me dropping thc oil onto a blueberry pie. I really like blueberry pie, hell I like all pies, when my metabolism crashes I am in big trouble. Anywhoo I found these cookies which we will title,
Candy Corn M&M monster cookies.
This cookie has peanut butter, chocolate chips, peanut butter, oats (healthy!), and the candycorn m&m’s. I did wonder how the white chocolate taste would mix with the peanut butter but we will see.
What you will need:
½ cup light brown sugar If you don’t have brown sugar you can substitute with white sugar you add 2 tblspoons of molasses for every cup of sugar- Mrs. Cola)
¼ cup sugar (yeah it is going to be sweet)
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla ( I still use Mrs. Cola’s concoction)
½ cup chocolate chips (choose whatever flavoUr you like)
½ cup of quick oats
1 cup of flour
4/4 cup of peanut butter, I like chunky so there is everything in this cookie.
6 oz of the magical M&M’s
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ cup butter or cannibutter. Since mine is very strong I split the measurement between butter and cannabutter.
Fire the oven up to 350 degrees and grab your metal cookie sheet. Mrs Cola has these cookie mats which make everything piss easy. It is some kind of baking sorcery if you ask me.
In your mixer or big bowl if you are old school mix things together in this order,
Butter and Sugars (5 mins)
Peanut butter
Egg
Vanilla
Make it into a ball and then add baking soda and the flour.
Massage in the oats, then the M&M’s, and then the chocolate chips. Then throw the dough in the fridge for 30 minutes. Have a beer, smoke a bowl, check your fantasy lineup, whatever.
Roll them into balls (heh) and push down in the middle with your thumb to spread em out a bit as they don’t flatten that much due to all of the stuff in them.
Bake for 10 minutes and then check on them. I live at a bit higher altitude so everything takes me a bit longer to cook.
Let cool, I know it is difficult but you already cleaned the bowl and the spoon.
Verdict is that good Lord these are sweet. The M&M’s blend alright with the peanut butter and they hit the spot when you have the munchies. They are cookies that taste nothing like marijuana due to the other strong tastes that are in there. This means they are very dangerous because they don’t taste herbaceous.
The marijuana of the post is grown by Mettrum and it is their Sun Grown Orange No. 1. Personally I like the outdoor stuff as it is usually less potent than they hydro, plus I like nature. This is 13.3% THC and 0 CBD, this is my long day, baby asleep, need to chill weed. It won’t make you drowsy or giggly it just makes you relax.
I guess this can double as a Saturday thread as we have none so chat about gambling, your new addiction to Krokodil, feel my personal pain when Aston Villa beats teh Mighty Fulham, get drunk and yell. Do what you do.
[…] about Calgarian cowboys and watering holes, Litre offered to meet up for a drink and bring me some home made baked goods. I told him I don’t partake but really appreciated the offer, and that it would be great to […]
Apparently, a night thread just went up. I’ll sees yinz over there.
Lots of Leafs fans in Pitt tonight. How long a drive is that? I’m gonna guess 5 hours.
It’s two-and-half to Niagara Falls, so more like four.
5:26. Worth it.
Pittsburgh’s almost equidistant from both Philadelphia and Toronto.
Litre_cola RE: Penn
Quakers are a second-half team, have been all season.
Again, Hippo does not really care FOAR the Olympics. The only time I flipped over today that it was NOT a commercial or pretty ppl talking, it was the goddamned mens’ hockey game (where I had already seen on the ticker maybe 10x that the USA had lost 4-zip). BLECH
I’m happy that it exists, and I think it would be super fun to attend, but the coverage generally blows. I hate inspirational crap. Radio interviews with Olympians are surprisingly not bad, and some of the actual footage of events is done well. Would be super happy if I could get a live feed and skip the commentary
My calves hurt.
-Me after skiing but also a veal farmer after he shuts the door
Look, I’m tired, don’t expect high quality jokes from me.
hey, nobody’s gonna beat the “fucking a teddy bear” visual…
Something something tenderizing special sauce
From Politico:
Congress passed sanctions in 2017 to punish Russia for its interference, which Trump signed into law. His administration has so far declined to enact the sanctions, however, saying that they are serving as a “deterrent.”
I’ll take ‘Things that make you go huh?” for $600, Alex
No Puppet!!
HT @Jakelikesonions
verrry nsfw
https://www.
sartle.com/sites/default/files/images/artwork/staircase_0.jpg
Yessir, I am glad I did the max cash-out before this blackest of GAMBLOR days. Methinks I will bet what’s left on DePaul tomorrow, then cash out again after that plus what is left after my Barca bet on Tues.
So we can cancel the intervention?
Don’t forget the wine in a can.
u noe it!
/red goes good with hydrocodone ,, ppl forget that
//just bet $50 on WVU at +175
“Kansas has won 13 straight Big 12 regular season titles” is the new “Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.”
Both are pretty much equally, horribly annoying. So one can understand why ESPN plugs them so heavily.
How are the Jayhawks at bowling?
plenty of skinheads, and I hear tell that’s sommet one should should take them and do
http://www.buzzodd.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/1-Toilet-Bicycle.jpg
Seems like something Marcel Duchamp
Ha!
Sponsored by Humira
It’s a little weird to see Oscar hawking insurance.
The last movie I cried during was “Selena” when I was 13, because I just ran out of KY Jelly.
You should have manned up and stolen some olive oil from the kitchen
Dad got to it first
Just recreate the “crowd pushing into the stage” scene and force your way through it.
given my betting “ability” today, if I make another foray it will likely to be on U*NC
Go ahead; it’ll cheer you up.
I just put 50 bucks on Penn to beat Cornell…. after Seattle Uni came through for me against New Mexico!
/degenerate
Andy doesn’t agree. But, I do. Fight on Penn!
Back from the brewery. And the best BBQ joint in New England.
And have just cracked open the first “at home” beer. With a “bizzard”, (4″-8″ expected, or, as my wife would call it ‘my honeymoon’), coming in.
This could get ugly, kids.
Is the beer also a grower, not a shower?
Well, it’s a Hooker, so, yes?
I bet if all the hoopsball teams had to play a rugby tournament, WVU would do super well.
I would totally watch that
My girlfriend looks concerned that I dropped acid before dinner…..
Spaghetti could be either amazing or terrifying on acid. Though I bet you could do a fantastic cream and magic mushrooms sauce
http://imageslogotv-a.akamaihd.net//uri/mgid:ao:image:logotv.com:262763?quality=0.8&format=jpg&width=1500&height=843
Ok yeah, that ain’t bad. Also check out the stache on the guy back left. Kinda hipster, but I dig it
Mustach guy is only there because he couldn’t get “old timey giant front wheel bicycling” added to the games.
So random fact, there were actually way more highly impractical bicycle designs than just the giant front wheel one.
Hmmm, if we only had one wheel, we’d have half the friction and therefor be able to go twice as fast!
WCS – should I bet on fuckers du cousins, or just wait and bet against whoever gets the big early lead?
Definitely the latter.
How big of a lead will the Mountaineers blow tonight? Tune in and see!
Ha, see comment above