Your “The Cross You Bear Is Only The Beginning” Easter Sunday Evening Open Thread

If all went well this weekend, I am currently driving home from Seattle.

If it didn’t, I’m eating chicken fingers in my fat pants & watching the Star Wars marathon on Showcase.

Speaking of fat pants, the banner pic is from the Sweet Jeϟus Ice Cream Shoppe in Toronto. They have a website, and are expanding into the US. The Catholic League and others have opinions. I just figured that if it was a blast for you, then it was a blasphemy.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Devils at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Capitals at Penguins – 7:30PM | NBCSN
    • Avs at Ducks – 9:00PM | Sportsnet 360
  • NBA:
    • Jazz at T-wolves – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Suns at Warriors – 8:30PM | TSN2
    • Kings at Lakers – 9:30PM | Sportsnet1 / NBATV
  • NCAA:
    • NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament:
      • Championship Game: Mississippi State vs Notre Dame – 6:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
  • MLB:
    • Giants at Dodgers – 8:30PM | ESPN / TSN5

Hippo’s got you Monday Night for the finale of March Madness. Since I typed this before I left, I’m hoping for the all-Catholic final of Loyola – Villanova. ALEX JONES WILL BE FURIOUS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Unsurprised

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Gratliff

Alien Covenant is a fucking awful movie.

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King Hippo

I keep forgetting to mention – but I really enjoyed the first episode of Barry, and looking forward to #2 in tomorrow’s DVR flurry.

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goddamnit.

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Fuck.

I’ve mentioned it here that I think it’s intentional how meowing seems to be the same approximate pitch as baby cries, right?

Spanky Datass
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Soooo high.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Mr. Ayo

It’s the Caps year!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I kinda doubt it, but I like the enthusiasm.

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Mr. Ayo

Look, there’s absolutely no way they lose in the second round to the Penguins this time.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Lol John Legend velcro’d to some pipes. This is basically what I expect every good thing from teh 70’s to look like if it were remade now.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Nailed it.

– Blair Walsh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Damn STRAIGHT.”

– Jesus FC.

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Gratliff

Doing interpretive dance instead of actual whipping for the 39 lashes is the lamest, drama theater horse shit I’ve ever seen.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What BDSM porn are you watching?

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Gratliff

Hot take: This Judas is worse than the actual Judas

Gratliff

And they really need to push that bass line. Gonna nit pick the fuck out of the rest of this.

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Gratliff

Huh. Alice Cooper as Herod. Just not the same without a half naked 70’s fat man.

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Gratliff

How many Angry letters is NBC getting for black Jesus tonight?

King Hippo

THANKS OBAMA!!!111

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rockingdog

Yes Yes Yes!!!!

JustStopDude

Well I finally got my house back. My older brother, his wife, and three daughters came to visit for the weekend.

I have no idea how my brother and his wife have energy to do anything. The kids are fun as hell but after a while…those kids are just a ball of energy.

Fronkenshteen

Reading “Storm of Steel” by Ernst Jünger. It’s a memoir about trench warfare in WW1. The author and his men just took up their positions at the Somme. I guess the next few chapters will not be pretty.

Unsurprised

Every decisionmaker in Europe who was in power during WW1 should have their names ruined for all time and there should be lines of people shitting on their graves in perpetuity.

King Hippo

holy fuck, how does he not score on that?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

The story of my life.

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King Hippo

yes

Even if that’s real blood…it’s a yes

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King Hippo

“getting a heavy diet of spinners”

hee hee

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Senor Weaselo

What is Bombshell in Season 2?
/They’re doing testing and I think filming starts tomorrow… about damn time.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Needs moar practice.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

or a mongoose.

King Hippo

/HIPPO votes mongoose

//Moose is bastard man

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King Hippo

I was with ya until the teevee part

King Hippo

Man, that’s the last time I bet the end of a Mexican League fixture.

/is a complete lie

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Maybe try the California penal league

King Hippo

no way, I have some standards

/is lights out

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh come on!!! It’s a “Wild Thing” to do.

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King Hippo

“stop lookin’ at mah ASS PUSSY!”

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ballsofsteelandfury

You need to consult me before betting on the Mexican league.

rockingdog

found a stupid funny:

[last supper]
Jesus: *raising chalice* let us sup
Judas: what’s sup?
Jesus: Not much what’s up with you lmao
Judas: this is the last straw

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King Hippo

Nova’s raging semi win clinched my W in the small pool run by my Keeper League commish.

This season, I won the Keeper League, playoffs fantasy pool, and the NCAAT pool. TRIPLE CROWN, and they ain’t even make glue outta mah ass. Eat shit, Secretariat!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Showoff.

King Hippo

It’s pretty impressive, given that I had UVA winning this’un.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That IS impressive. Picking UVa dint work out so well for me.

Speaking of…I promised myself I was out after the round of 16. But I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t considering dropping some change on ‘Nova tomorrow.

*sigh*

I’m weak.

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King Hippo

Arkansas usually does fuck me, yeah!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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rockingdog

classic funny right there.

King Hippo

ARod interviewing Joe Panik, stands posing like a runway model.

herodotus450

Arod confused that he’s not at a disco?

Wakezilla

Happy Zombie Day to you and yours.

We had a delicious glazed ham for dinner and I’ve been drinking my barely legal, single malt, Bowmore Islay this afternoon. It takes the sting off of dealing with family

King Hippo

if every zombie were a chill hippie like teh Jeebus there wud be no need FOAR a zombie apocalypse ,, ppl forget that

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Fronkenshteen

Jambalaya was AMAZING. I cut the cayenne by half and it still had PLENTY of heat. We served it over angel hair and it was fan-fucking-tastic! Cheers! for the recipe!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Good Dog!!!!

She was just gonna fuck up the recipe anyway.

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yeah right

That’s great. This is honestly the reason why I do Sunday Gravy, to inspire you to cook.
That’s fantastic.

Brick Meathook

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herodotus450

So how many championships in a row was this for the Uconn/Tennessee women’s team?

Unsurprised

Who cares.

herodotus450

Just trying to keep the commenting Title IX compliant

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m guessing the Catholic Church’s official reaction to the Sweet Jeϟus banner pick was condemnation, and their unofficial reaction was to get a boner?

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That’s good.

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Unsurprised

Oh my.

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yeah right

To carry on the refinery themes from the earlier post, I just took this shot about 5 minutes ago from my balcony. There’s Chevron in the distance.

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Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

That’s so dark it was shot in the back by Sacramento PD.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That was so dark Chip Kelly cut it from his roster.

yeah right

That was so dark it would never be allowed inside a Denny’s.

Unsurprised

That was so dark it got removed from voter rolls in Florida, Kansas, Wisconsin …

Fronkenshteen

Just cut the heat under Yeah Right’s jambalaya. We have the windows open because it’s a nice evening in the Shenandoah Valley. It smells amazing all the way out to my mailbox. Plating now!

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Unsurprised

Get out of my dreams, Moose.

Unsurprised

I’m jealous.

Unsurprised

God damn it. I forgot that we already had an excellent reminder as to the true nature and origin of the holiday — Ostara/Ester and all of her Jesuses (Jesi?), from American Gods.

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Unsurprised

Media plays a vital role, of course.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Get off mah lawn you fucking hippies!!!!!!

Unsurprised

Direct action may be necessary, but she’s got that covered.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I haven’t actually watched the show. But Kristen can definitely stay on mah lawn.
Giggity.

Unsurprised

You should. It was the best series I watched last year.

You should also watch Taboo, with Tom Hardy. I don’t know if the American version is edited or how badly since I watched the British version, which probably seems like the way to go on that one.

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10 facts about the Easter Bunny

1 The Easter bunny isn’t a bunny, he is a Hare.

2 The Easter Hare originated in Germany and in the 18th century German Immigrants introduced this tradition to America.

3 The German name for the Easter Hare is “Osterhase”

4 The Easter Hare was compared to Santa Claus, he would judge the children on their behavior. If you were good he would lay eggs for you, if you were bad, your basket would be full of air.

5 Hares, rabbits, chicks and eggs are all associated with fertility, so over time they also became linked to easter.

6 In the 19th century, immigrating Germans tried to introduce the “Osterhase” into Sweden. When the Swedish translated the name it became “Easter Wizard”. The Swedish still dress up like witches and wizards at Easter and they leave sticks or candy with their neighbors in exchange for candy.

7 The Easter bonnet was created in the 1800’s when German children would create nests with their hats so that the Hare would have somewhere to lay his eggs.

8 The pagan Goddess Eostre / Ostara is the goddess of spring and is also associated with the hare. There is a folk tale where Eostre had a hare that could lay eggs. The hare was able to do this because years prior he was a bird but was cursed to live his days as a hare.

9 Christians painted Easter eggs red to represent Jesus’ blood that he shed when he was crucified. They also represent resurrection and rebirth, as do bunnies and chicks.

10 The Easter Hare was born (created) in 1682 and is still present in our culture today.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Looks like he’s got a bit of a….Hare Lip.

/pats self on back

Unsurprised

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ballsofsteelandfury

When does he poop on you? I mean, he’s German, right?

Unsurprised

He poops jelly beans like the easter bunny from that movie that came out last year. The one starring Cyclops. I think Russell Brand voiced the bunny.

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