Your Saturday Morning Draft Continues Open Thread

To Lemonjello’s relief,  we are not talking fútbol this morning.  Not while the draft is on.

We can discuss last night’s selections and today’s choices.  That last sentence could apply to food,  drinks,  sexual partners,  or draft picks.

YOU MAKE THE CALL!

In the meantime,  I want you bring this important and hilarious exchange to your attention.

SonOfSpam

I joked below about Pence being a Friend of Dorothy; however, I am drinking a beer (bought by my wife, to be fair) called Shock Top Ruby Fresh Grapefruit. Feel a little like watching Bravo and dishing about the bitches at the office.

litre_cola

I can’t believe Corrine did that in the break room.

SonOfSpam

Right? She’s such a whore.

litre_cola

Why does she even try to wear stripes?

SonOfSpam

Oh THANK YOU. She looked like a zebra that blows Ron even though Ron can’t EVEN get her promoted, and he’s never leaving his wife and I’ll bet his penis smells like okra.

litre_cola

This wine is delicious by the way. Do you know who else is delicious? Todd. Todd from Sales. I would destroy him.

SonOfSpam

GURRRRRLLL? You best renew that Valtrex prescription. That Todd gets around and gets more ass than that bench on the Disneyland Carousel.

litre_cola

But he said I was different. We are having brunch at cheesecake factory on Sunday. That sonavabitch. Kidding, I will probably still fuck him. I am such a whore.
More grapefruit beer?

SonOfSpam

Please and thank you. And go ahead and get that D, just don’t come cryin to me when he brings Stacy flowers next Monday and doesn’t look you in the eye, mmmkay? And you DON’T have to give up the butt just because he buys Popeye’s.

litre_cola

Popeyes? Oh hell no, he is taking me to Olive Garden. I need to get my breadsticks. Did you see Rhonda’s new man? He totally looks like a cross between Pierce Brosnan and Shrek.

SonOfSpam

Mm hmm. Rhonda’s lucky if she gets Shrek’s retarded nephew; that bitch couldn’t count to ten if you spotted her one through nine. You get that Olive Garden, but if he tries to talk you into the All You Can Eat Pasta, you take that bamboo wine and run.

 

litre_cola

How did that bottle get finished so fast? Does it have a hole in the bottom? Ha ha ha. Listen what are you doing talking to Daryl again on facetime? You know he just wants a place to live! I don’t trust him.

God,  I love you guys! Enjoy the morning!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

By ten am tomorrow I am probably going to wish I was dead

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fuck this I am going to push it

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dude I am so wasted

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

IAM drunk

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was at my college 20 year reunion tonight. It was great. We partied with the kids and they were cool.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

College kids I mean. I wish I he’d remembered to bring out all the booze we wanted to throw out to give to them.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They and their stupid sexy college bodies could have handled that shit ty Smirnoff chocolate coconut vodka just fine.

Fronkenshteen

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Where’d everyone go?

Spur
Spur

Last nights game was awesome if you hate OKC and Melo
https://streamable.com/qfu6j

Gratliff

Looking forward to posting this 302 times per gameday thread this fall.
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Senor Weaselo

Does that count as an out?

Spur
Spur

Where’s Gratliff when i need him? My new build is freezing. is it win 10 or the RAM?

Gratliff

Probably the video card~

Gratliff

More specifically, try uninstalling GeForce experience for a while and see if it keeps happening. It has a tendency to randomly murder computers. You may also want to go nuts and start digging through event logs for kernel errors and see if it says anything prior to the not shutting down normally thing.

Spur
Spur

yep, going thru events for an idea where to start. I do get to see how fast the m.2 boots up.

Gratliff

It should be just shockingly fast, especially if you set fast boot in BIOS

Spur
Spur

Folks

Fronkenshteen

Oh good. Mike Milbury is in the booth.
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Don T

Chad Ochocinco: Visionary or Steampunk?
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Fronkenshteen

Little Johnny: “TRICK OR TREAT!!”

Old Lady: “OOOOHH! A pirate!! Where are your buccaneers?”

Little Johnny: “They’re under my buckin’ hat, lady!”

GO ICE BUCS!!
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Also….fuck Bawhstun.

Don T

To Dolph U and all service-industry grinders:
🎵I gotta learn to fake it more
And don’t show what I feel🎵
🎵I gotta learn to fake it more
And pilot what I think🎵

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey Reggie Bush, shut up. Remember when you thought you were going #1 overall, but ended up going #2 behind NC State’s Mario Williams? Hehehehe….that was funny.