NFL News:
- Today marked the start of the far-less sexy Undrafted Free-Agent signing window.
- Anyone not picked over the weekend can sign with whichever team offers them the most money (Dallas), magic beans (Bengals), or acres & a mule (Carolina).
- Still with the draft, apparently Vegas had a number of bets available on when players would go, and they got wrecked by some of the selections.
- The Westgate and William Hill sports books both lost money on a draft that turned out to be unpredictable, according to ESPN.
- In particular, whether Saquon Barkley or Josh Rosen would go first.
- Vegas bet on Rosen & lost large.
- “I thought there was no way a team with a 37-year-old quarterback (Eli Manning) would be dumb enough to draft a running back,” Ed Salmons, the Westgate Las Vegas Superbook’s head football oddsmaker, told ESPN.
- “We tried to look at eight mock drafts of guys we trust,” Salmons said of posting the betting lines 11 days in advance of draft night. “It’s hard to do your everyday job and then also read up on draft stuff when you have a certain group of bettors that are tracking this nonstop.”
- They’d have been better off asking this question:
- Vegas bet on Rosen & lost large.
- In particular, whether Saquon Barkley or Josh Rosen would go first.
- The Westgate and William Hill sports books both lost money on a draft that turned out to be unpredictable, according to ESPN.
- Oh, and the Vegas win predictions for each team were released today.
- The Patriots are highest at 11, followed by the Eagles & Steelers at 10.5, with the Packers & Vikings rounding out the top-5 at 10 predicted wins.
- They expect each conference’s playoff teams to be:
- AFC: Patriots (1), Steelers (2), Jaguars (3), Chargers (4), Texans (5), Chiefs (6)
- NFC: Eagles (1), Packers (2), Rams (3), Saints (4), Vikings (5), Falcons (6)
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Bruins at Lightning – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
- Vegas at Sharks – 10:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- 76ers at Celtics – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Rockies at Cubs – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Blue Jays at Twins – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
A reminder for all the Canadian commentists & lurkers – TAXES ARE DUE AT MIDNIGHT!
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Not having my laptop made me keenly aware of how much I actually hate what I spend my time on my devices and online doing and yet here I am fucking around all day. Great.
Not having a lap made me keenly aware of how much I love eating.
From my flashbulb collection I stockpiled this winter, left to right: a GE #5B bulb (this is as bright as the most powerful off-camera speedlight flash on full, probably brighter); a GE #11, a GE #22B, and a GE #50. The #50 is 5 stops brighter than the #5B and, at night, looks like a handheld A-bomb test.
Can you get more than one use out of these bulbs?
If you lube well enough and pull them out carefully.
You can only fire them once, but the #11s (second from left) are my favorite for putting in my ass.
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I have bigger titties than she does.
Boo you bro. Gwen Stefani is a national treasure. Boobs or no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXFXwenVJg4
Just making an observation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds
Hahahaha…suck it San Jose.
Tomorrow, we fuck up some Yinzers.
West coast hockey sucks ass.
Fuck dudes…it’s like 1:15am here.
You’re retired.
GOAL!!!!!
THAT’S RIGHT COUTURE GO SIT YOUR ASS IN THE BOX YOU SHITHEAD!!!!
Just a thought, Sharks, but, you might want to stop being dumb at this point. Just a thought.
Dude oughta be designing dresses with that name.
Fluery says no. Hippo is too stoned/asleep to notice.
Losing on a short handed goal would not be ideal
Stop being a jerk.
At least they’re not missing on a bunch of great chances
Heheheheheheheh….ok.
Power Play for Vegas…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5bp6cB7Wg&ab_channel=EstebanCampos
OK Vegas…slide it into the five hole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmmPFrkuPq0
You bastardo!!!!
Imma go cry for a while now.
In honor of the Winnipeg Jets, here’s a Pratt & Whitney R-2800 Double Wasp eighteen-cylinder, double-row radial piston engine starting up.
I can even smell the fuel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0I1PXeEo_g&ab_channel=MFSYNC172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogoIxkPjRts
Overtime. Looks like you fuckers are stuck with drunk DJ WCS for a bit longer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZdmDdNxOhU&ab_channel=LarryHinze
Saw the title and you made me think of the other one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SCOimBo5tg
See, do as I say not as I do.
Don’t bet on Baseball or Hockey.
I am stupid.
…no comment.
At least the DFO interventions can be geographically efficient.
If they win in OT I’ll still break even.
Ron Howard: They won’t.
There are going to be a few rare and expensive to treat diagnoses at the clinic tomorrow.
Dont fuck this up for me Vegas. You got two and a half minutes.
Try not to be stupid.
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY??????????????
Curse of the commentator!
Uh…
You just had to say something
One for Seamus…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6D8lB0A9w&ab_channel=GreenPepper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcqauC49Xmc
Redhead in Volkswagen commercial is still totally hot, btw.
you had me at “redhead”
What he said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtYbuHRVvGI&ab_channel=JuanClassic
As some of you know, I’m a fat guy.
So I HATE being the skinny guy in my row on a plane.
Looks like a tasty flight
If that shit last night was goalie interference, then this…
Meh, fuck it. Why does NHL even have video review. They’re not good at it.
I’m pretty sure it’s a prop, and the actual result of a video review is determined by spinning one of them prize wheels you see at any carnival or fair.
What is a catch?